I'm extremely hairy. I yell at my dad every time I see him for passing it down. It pretty much connects from the top of my head to my toes with a nice upper-body sweater/track jacket type of thing. My knuckles aren't that hairy, but that's about it.
I'm shaved right now. The chest is good, the back is pretty solidly shaven.
The back hair doesn't get all that long, it's just really thick. So if I don't keep it shaved once a week, it's a problem and it could take two hours. And my wife's got to do it, so it's her problem. I told her we just need to buy a laser hair removal machine because it would take three or four years and probably 50 sessions to get rid of it. So I think a machine would probably pay for itself.
>LPM (lels per meme) >wLPM (weighted lels per meme) >wMAA (weighted memes above average) >wMC (weighted memes created) >wMC+ (Weighted memes created above average, general and board-adjusted)
So is he literally the best Manager in baseball history at this point. Even when he has a third of his team injured on a rotating basic. HE STILL FINDS A WAY TO WIN SOMEHOW? HOW CAN HE BE SO BASE, Sup Forums? He should have been MOTY like 5 years in a row.
Colton Gutierrez
she is glowing shitlord
Jace Wood
he's not even the best manager in FRANCHISE history
Connor Hill
Is it true someone died at Wrigley?
Caleb Nguyen
Hard to beat the GOAT tho
Justin Gray
Poor Jose Quintana
Justin James
tens of thousands in attendance for 77 to 81 games a year for 102 years, I wouldn't be surprised if it's happened at some point
Gavin Torres
injured
Juan Bailey
i died and went to heaven when i had the buffalo bleu cheese tater tots
then i died again waiting in line for a piss troth after the temperature dipped 40 degrees in an hour
Jace Cruz
No Ms Royals gamethread?
shame
Zachary Taylor
...
Connor Johnson
>cusb fans are starting to kill themselves
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UO
Ian Powell
And this /mlb/ is why I never drink alcohol at a ball park.
Daniel Lee
>not drinking all you can during a rain delay
what a loser
Julian Lopez
Who are Connie Mack, Walter Alston, Casey Stengle, and John McGraw?
Elijah Allen
>Dying as opposed to waiting two hours
Wooooooooow
Jayden Brown
had to have been intentional to clear the basket like that
Caleb Stewart
TO BE FAIR
if you drink so much that you fall out of your seat and even platform then you deserve to die
Samuel Hernandez
> i'm poor
Joseph Carter
>Coco ejected for throwing bat near ump's feet
Aaron James
How the fuck does that even happen? It's not like you can just accidentally fall over from the seats onto the field
Connor Jenkins
>drink one or two beers >die
what are you, 12?
Joshua Carter
Ms Royals thread
Brandon Gomez
there's even a fence to catch you
also he's not wearing pants
Jaxson Wilson
Fuck you cuck
Zachary Price
Fuck off Alcohol
Grayson Price
See:
Tyler Ortiz
>Another drunken moron gets into trouble and this time even dies
Why don't they just ban beer at games already?
Michael Williams
Who /54 wins/ here?
Eli Diaz
>Are we ever going to go inside the park, user?
Grayson Howard
Vid where
Joshua Gonzalez
>Why don't they just ban beer I mean, I guess I'd still go. Fuck that however.
Elijah Nelson
unfortunately if the Cubs beat the barfs >we no longer technically have the best record
Luke Miller
How are they supposed to make money if they can't sell you massively overpriced beer?
Jordan Hill
I will , after I stomp your head in
Angel Carter
curse of the dead drunk fuck.
Tyler Russell
>ban beer
Allahu ackbar, my friend
Jaxson Gonzalez
Worlds biggest bar strikes again
Tenner says he wasn't even there to watch the game, just booze up like all the other Cubs """""fans"""""
Jace Morales
> all this booze shitposting
wew lads. new god damn low
Nicholas Baker
That's not very nice user. Why would you do such a thing?
Sounds like a massive waste of money. If he just wanted to drink so bad why bother going to Wrigley?
Leo Nelson
...
Joshua Gray
>Adam Duvall
Fucking who?
Oliver Smith
This so much. Cubs fans only go to Wrigley to drink and get drunk off their ass. They don't even know what's going on in the field. Trust me I live in Lakeview.
Cooper Gomez
My theory is he drunkenly was dancing on the edge of the table, fell, and hit the edge of the basket as he fell
Ethan Hernandez
Casual please leave
Blake Allen
FUCK
I'm watching the Astros game and they just posted Pepe on the screen. I wish I had DVR
Daniel Evans
If they're going to invite shitters who couldn't even make the ASG, it should really only be 1 guy and only from the home team of where the game is being played
Josiah Morales
> i follow my team on twitter and that's all i need to know about baseball!
Adrian Moore
>not knowing the kid the giants traded away for MIKE LEAKE
Mason Diaz
Ban drunken idiots from baseball
Henry Collins
but that's now where he even fell, if you look at this pic
Brody Powell
Surprised more idiots don't die every year at any sort of sporting event
Rip drunko cubbo
Joseph Watson
Because retards gonna retard
Noah Walker
They have these things called cup limits at civilized sporting venues.
That guy was probably so drunk that if he didn't die there, he would have died anyways later in a DUI.
Adam Young
Because of the social cache. Getting fucked up at Wrigley is more popular than watching the baseball game
Justin Barnes
no one would be at wrigley then!
Zachary Thompson
He could be on anti-depressants. Because you know, they over diagnose shit and hand them out like candy to make big pharma happy.
They make 2 beers hit you like 10 beers
Dylan Fisher
>he hasn't been massively crossfaded at his hometown team's ballpark Missing out virgins
Hunter Richardson
>cubs """""""""""fans"""""""""""
John Wright
I cannot do that. It has to be one or the other, if both I just die.
Gavin Wilson
At least I'm alive and not falling headfirst into warning tracks 40 feet below.
William Carter
doing both gets me way too fucked up, its not even enjoyable
well i guess its enjoyable if you like falling asleep in random places
Mason Thompson
This so much. Last I checked Wrigley Field is a baseball stadium home of the Chicago Cubs baseball team, not a bar.
William Reyes
james paxton has 46 pitches through 6 IP
Justin Parker
then I think he wanted to see if he could stand on the wall (he couldn't), and fell forward, hitting the basket at his waste and tumbled a couple times before landing
I suppose it could've been a suicide attempt, but even then that's only like a 9 foot fall. You'd think he would've tired jumping from the top of the bleachers onto the sidewalk below
Noah Harris
it sounds like you've never been to wrigley.
most of the people there are either trashed tourists or trashed big 10 alumni
Noah Murphy
Check again
Charles Lewis
does it count if its against one of the shittiest teams in baseball?
Dylan Cooper
checked
Luis Ramirez
>Getting high and sitting in a wall enclosed structure surrounded by tens of thousands of people
Fuck that, even if I drink that's a panic attack waiting to happen. I'd definitely have a few beers though
Benjamin Mitchell
> a red line stop literally 100 feet from the entrance > implying anyone drives home from a cubs game
oh, so you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. got it
Xavier Harris
lolol, fucking NERD ALERT
Blake Bennett
Be more comfortable with yourself. Nobody cares enough about you to judge you, and fuck those that do.
Watching baseball baked makes it so much better.
Kevin Sanchez
>DUDE IM 16 AND LIFE IS ALL ABOUT GETTING FUCKED UP XDD
I used to get wrecked and smoke and drink all the time. It gets old, weed is for faggots
Camden Garcia
I've been there done that and my heart was probably permanently damaged. I never felt it beat so hard it was scary.
Juan Rivera
Ain't nothing wrong with smoking a joint every now and then user.
Hunter Allen
t. Cubs """"""""fan"""""""""""""""
Jose Thompson
This thread is just full of lonely faggots that never had fun.
Dominic Cook
So what's that thing that dudes out on the ends of their bats when they're on deck to bat? What's the purpose of it?
Austin Howard
Have you ever played any kind of organized baseball?
