Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
I am not. Just trying to make sure akiko doesn't fuck everything up too badly
Early claim
About to get into cleaning now
>claim
the tiddies in that pic really bother me
Nobody likes fat
>nobody
...
claimed
>Fran
I'll be happy with anything I can get
Even though cannibalism is technically legal getting the stuff is a different story. Can't fuck with dead bodies and harming others is out of the question too
I won't
The more I talk about this the more I realize I'm not joking and I'm a sick fuck. I should stop it
>Mugen
Your choice man
>Shinoa
He's learning but he's about 5 years behind on my experience
Good thing I can give him tips and advice
>Mercy
No, I'm just sick
Fran isn't a cannibal but Mizore is
Not, even though he's not a nigger, he still got the exact same abilities as a nigger, including basketball. Not only that but a ghetto nigger is way better than a normal nigger with set abilities since they have complete control over their white women, wich they can use to gain sex and friend chicken for themselves. Well I said for themself but really any nigger can steal those abilities if they get it right, like that one nigger that turned into a cracker and didn't do anything new, instead he just stole stuff. Kanye West has guns and laser knives, Shaquelle O'Neil has beast mode, Kevin Hart has comic mode and AC/DC boils his blood or something and melts whitey with it.
>Cleared an entire control point while the ult
>Killed more than half the team
>TWICE
Come on now.
I thought it was fun at first too.
This is your chance. Succeeded where I failed.
Kek, yes it was.
When you say it like that, it's hard not to accept it.
>Best idol claimed
Claimed, off to overwatch for a bit
Does Kyouko have mentionable tits? I found this aspect of the series inconclusive.
Sdobb iddd
Fine I'm playing OW now.
Lovely shipfu claimed
Goodnight thread
You have lovely night
Pick me up fam
I'll pick you up.
I think you're a bit drunk
perhaps you should lay down for a bit, before you do something stupid
like get a picture from memecenter
Like you said, Craigslist might be your only option here
Night!
You know, I probably should sleep too, here is something for you guys before I leave
youtu.be
Dio-sama...
I was alt-tabbing to talk about Dio in the middle of a Smite match, I fed for most of the game because of that then I realised that I was the only reason why my team was losing so I tried for a moment and got a tripple kill as medusol n' y'no made my team win after someone told me to uninstall so it was great.
Hurrah! Soon he'll learn how to do cool shit with waifu pics like giving them beards and shit
Should I gain knowledge from that, I'll share it with you and others. Those who are successful would want others to succeed as well
Same but goodnight gorgeous
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I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Then why do you want my arm?
You accept the fact that you're a tsun!?
Woohoo~
I was just driving up and down the streets in my subburb and this little fucker landed in my car.
Owned
Maybe i shouldnt be throwing pokeballs around while driving.
>shinoooo
If I ignored any posts
im sorry
please forgive me
>inb4 news talk about how dangerous pokemon apps are.
Holy fuck anyone watching the news.
Some dude just took out 3 cops at a dallas protest
I heard sniper with body armor on.
shits crazy
Still here.
Thats fine, I'm more of a Kuudere anyway.
I wonder if your waifu will ever be in the anime...probably not
I give it a week
> people get hit by cars
>crash cars
>tresspass
>fistfights over pokemon
>Kurumi
Good night, lovely
Okie, samurai Shampoo
Kouhai!
>hugs
Tsumugi daughteru claimed
Aya claimed.
Re-installing OW even though I hate it
Turning on the news now.
Claiming best girlie!
Night Yuuko
Fuck me mama Galko
Probably
I'd never hurt anyone for it
He's just gonna put us all on Karen's haed
I know I'm sick, but I still want it
Hey Mako
What are your thoughts on cannibalism?
You see my response? Was around when the thread closed anyway.
Most of the poke places are on public ground
Someones already walked off a bridge
someone already had the cops called on them
Make sure you play you know who.
Spoken like a true victor. Night smug.
I never said that! You drive a hard bargain.
im back already.
felt like talking to you guys a bit more
well that was fast
Go to bed nurd
REALLY fucking fast.
Only as a last resort
And only lean people
>
This fast?
Its been out in Australia and Asia for a day already
Kuudere are nice too
Maybe if they add new characters.. Maybe
Goodnight you two~
Oi, I know you're acting tsun there
>When you say it like that, it's hard not to accept it.
That's basically admitting it!
fuck you kid, ill pester you for the rest of the night then
Where can i get this app?
Nighty night!
i'd say it was that fast.
i think America got it about 12 hours after Australia and Asia did. still crazy how fast people are doing all this stupid shit so soon.
the app store
Welcome back Kitty cream
You left just before I could show you the newest ohayou and the updated list
Niantic in the app store
More than 24 hours. They had troubles with the servers.
you wont fight me
post em again fam.
i cant fight mercy, shes too perf
Hush it you!
Friend of mine was given odd looks when he stumbled onto a playground full of children, flashing his phone around.
Best idol come play some quik play with me fam.
holy fuck turn the news on
Dudes shooting at cops again
No darling, you are perfect my dear
...
Mercy is PURE please DELETE THIS
literally best sister no contest
the game broke 10 seconds in for me
>apparently you need a unique name for your character too
Tomorrow we'll hear how he dindu nuffin
My waifu would destroy all your waifus.
Garfa claimed.
MERCY IS A WHORE THAT REVIVED REAPER AND SOLDIER FOR INFITE WARFARE TM
AHHHHHH
I see everything
You'll never silence me!
oh
ok ill just go
thanks
thank you love
I though she only revived reaper n' genji and soldier was just pretending.
no stay
Why is blake best girl? no contest
*Galfa, my bad
You guys need to watch some quality historically accurate anime.
And it still manages to throw in magical girls, for all your waifuing needs.
awww youre too kind.
so are you new? i dont recognize a mercy claim. you new or just someone who goes on and off?
Historically accurate anime? I'm down.
I watched it
definitely one of my favorites
Imagine how many people got it first day
ive been here for about a couple months.
Ijust like blake bc she is keen and sexy.
ah alright. weird because i dont remember you at all.
well mercy is the best character in overwatch. she is a MILF but is so sweet and caring.
nice to meet you btw. people here call me kitty cream, but you can call me whatever you want
Maria the Virgin Witch
It'll learn you up some
pic related
Current queue is as follows:
Akiko
- x EU
x Yuno
x Dio
x Rory Mercury
x Kagami
x Konata
x Homura
x Mugen
x Shiro
x Ryougi Shiki
x Franken Fran
x Holstaur
x Amatsukaze
x Mugi - thicc eyebrows
x Mio
x Yui
x Kirino
Azusa
Ritsu
Kurisu
Prinz
Rei - school uniform
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Sachii
Miho
Syndra
Yume
Shino - blonde
>people here call me kitty cream
I think you and me are the only one that calls you like that
>Akiko
Kitty cream? that is just adorable. howd tyou get that name>?
Thanks, I'll add it to my list
what are you queueing for?
Akiko to make Ohayous.
jesus fuckin christ man. thatll take you fucking months.
pretty sure this other kid does, he calls me several different things but that was one of them. everyone else just calls me blake but thats boring imo
one of the kids here calls me that because of a lewd video i sent him. i tend to post lewd things a lot
Ohayou's. This is the last one I finished
>pic related
>Akiko
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Please can I see the video :3?
Those are amazing! Do you draw them from scratch, or do you have a template?
Oh i see
Coming this summer
"Can a Cyborg Ninja Love?"
You made your own man :^)
Only on theatres july 22nd?
sure, ill grab the mega.nz link.
here you are: mega.nz
its very lewd btw, but its my fav lewd video ever
Do you have a steam or battle net/skype by any chance?
...
i got steam. i played overwatch beta but didnt buy the game yet.
skype yeah but i only give that out to close friends.
I'm tired
I guess i'll be going to sleep
I've had this song stuck in my head, and I cannot get it gone...
youtube.com
You guys got anything like it?
I did not!
If I accept it I won't need to. That's still not an option though!
Their 06 videos really are fucking funny.
It's not even the full list, lemme reupload
Fuck, you made me realize it's not the complete list
Thank you
I use a very basic template from which I start
It's only the shape of the head, mouth and eyes
All the rest is done by me. It's how I prevent every ohayou from looking like each other
Practice is also a factor. I've gotten somewhat better at it over time
>pic related
>Akiko
Cya
Love ya
Yes you did
So this is the full list as it is now
Didn't post the whole thing last time
Akiko
- x EU
x Yuno
x Dio
x Rory Mercury
x Kagami
x Konata
x Homura
x Mugen
x Shiro
x Ryougi Shiki
x Franken Fran
x Holstaur
x Amatsukaze
x Mugi - thicc eyebrows
x Mio
x Yui
x Kirino
Azusa
Ritsu
Kurisu
Prinz
Rei - school uniform
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Sachii
Miho
Syndra
Yume
Blake neko
Shino - blonde
Togame
Mumei
Dragon trainer Tristana + Riggles
Yuuko
Kneesocks
Mi Liu
Lily (vocaloid)
Captain comrade
C.C
Mero
Shizuru
Momoyo
Makoto - sun dress and hat
Kotori whaaat?