/b does this need stitches? If not please help me through first aid. I know I fucked up

/b does this need stitches? If not please help me through first aid. I know I fucked up.

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yes idiot

Sauce OP?

I like her slit

time to goto urgent care or hospital. Clean that shit around it and cover it before you leave your rat nest

yes that needs stitches.
do it yourself.
just get fucked up
use a needle
get some dental floss
>mint works best
wash up
profit

Crazy glue it shithead

no. clean it extremely well, dry it with clean towel, duct tape to seal and try to mate up the edges. repeat daily to check for infection and to clean. you'll have a bigger scar this way though

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You'll need to see how deep it actually is. Put a finger in and see if you can feel past the fat layer. If you can you need stitches.

The doctors will do this anyway, so you could possibly save yourself a trip.

Nursefag here. You need stitches. It will take a long time to heal otherwise. If it was smaller id talk you threw gluing it. But you need stitches

If you don't go to a doctor, you will wind up with a large scar. Maybe that's your kinda scene though. You should carve, "MEAT" into your chest for your next trick.

Don't try to fuck around with it at home -- go get medical assistance. They are professionals. Let them do their job.

stitches, go to the fucking ER

fuck off nursefag. not everyone is rich like you to get great obama insurance or get favors from doctor friends

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Self stitch it but clean everything including instruments

a stapler + neosporin = profit

a surgical stapler is very different from the one this guy will get his hands on

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Fucking pussies. Get over it, it'll heal. If it doesn't use some duct tape. Don't be a faggot.

Er is legally bound to treat even if you cant pay. You fool also many cities have free clinics. If you think nurses are rich you are way way way way way to dumb to live

No worries op, just staple that shit up, have a couple of shots of whisky, then pour a couple on the wound to disinfect. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Put a quarter next to it and tke the picture again

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> can't afford healthcare
> priorities sorted

Can afford Android phone but not insurance.

Most hospital ERs I know will give you treatment wether you can pay or not. It won't be top notch but they won't refuse you basic needed treatment. If this isn't bait it is for sure not something to ignore. GO.

psh. i have an electric stapler in my basement. stick the staples in the microwave for a minute to disinfinect them and I'd be gtg fam

>Er is legally bound to treat even if you cant pay
yeah they won't ever hire a collections agent and threaten you daily. depends on the er. gtfo you haven't even seen the guy and you're offering your expert medical advice.

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Your American medical insurance is free bitch. Take advantage of the free shit they're offering to degenerate poor fags like you. Preventitve care so you dont get gang green

No joke, super glue was used during world war 2 to seal shallow wounds like that, just make sure its clean and glue it. If it get worse THEN go to a doctor

Stiches? No. Though you should go to a cvs and pick up some sutures, had a nasty cut like that before.

Neither have you, im just offering general common sense advice. You are so edgy with your fuck the system mentality. Did you vever think about infection risk? Or the massive scar caused by not treating it? Ill stick to medicine you stick to rubbing one out in your moms basement.

omfg a surgical stapler curls up and stitches the wound like a loop of thread e.g. stitches. a fucking stapler you bought at dollar tree goes staight in fuck head!

> b-b-but h-h-urrrr durrr when i staples muh parking tickets together the staple curls up
because of the plate on the bottom on the stapler because you can fully insert a stack of papers between the two ends of the stapler which you can't do with this wound you cock gargling faggot!

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>Find a needle with hollow backend
>use mint dental floss (normal works too but you have to pour some alcohol in there
>get some electrical tape and make sure to close it from the middle all the way because you can only use one hand
>when you reach the tape make sure to take it off slowly and finish stitching it make sure to pull tight even if it hurt

If you can open it like a vagoo then you need stitches....im a doctor

> can't even spell stitches
> offers medical advice over the internet
kys

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superglue the edges (dont let it touch the flesh!!!1!)

>America
>free health care
Yea totally

>Did you vever think about infection risk?
read my post dr carter. i told him to clean extremely well and check daily. i honestly think you guys are only interested in seeing people to make a buck and don't care at all about others health. doctors didn't exist for thousands of years and people got along

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you can seal that shit up with crazy glue. fun fact, crazy glue was invented as a wound glue.

just make sure you don't get it on the inside. to be safe, you should pour a solution of lemon juice, vinegar, and salt into your wound to dissolve any crazy glue you might happen get inside.

You're so dumb. If it curled up in your skin then you wouldn't be able to get it out. Why am I even talking to you, fucking clownshoes

don't forget the hydrochloric acid user that helps too

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You're literally retarded.

wtf you're trolling you're so stupid

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I FUCKED ALL OF YA MOMS
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Next time try to cut closer to the neck

Fucking bunch of pussies here.
You don't need stitches. Hit it with some alcohol to kill any germs, than put it back together with some super glue.
Put a band aid on it with some Neosporum, and wrap it with tame. Than keep it dry.

sigh this is seriously the best you can do? cmon man stop wasting OPs time

>people got along

Yeah by dying

yeah nobody here ever heard of a butterfly bandage it's all hurr gots to sees the doctor 20 times and gets muh moneys worth from the old insurance company. meanwhile the doctor makes a fuck ton every time he checks your "wound" and didn't do shit

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Pour some ethyl alcohol and use Hot-melt adhesive to keep it together after cleansing.
Trust I me be Medicine man of me tribe me be Cacique too.
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anyway op what did you decide to do?

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Pour some alcohol, apply super glue, enjoy
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No

looks self inflicted user, I have had the same if not worse, just make sure you wash it and keep the area clean, should heal itself

This. What happened to the good ol dental floss patch up?

go outside and rub up against the nearest saguaro cactus; that'll do the trick

if you don't live in the centre of the sonoran desert, then visit a beehive, grab some of the bees and hold each one over the wound to sting you and the sutures can act as 'natural stitches'

should only take about 7 beestings to do the trick

large soldier biting ants can also do the trick, but you'll have to tear off their bodies afterwards and only leave the head and jaws intact to pull the flesh together

failing that, a couple squirts of lighter fluid and a lit match will cauterize it nicely :)

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That's gonna be a nasty scar, bud.

Rub some Mandigo Milk on it and call me in the morning.
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Find the artery next time

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This.

THIS is for more superficial wounds. Silly goose lips.

I am actually a retard faggot

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Superglue that shit bro

Be a man, rub some dirt in it

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Let your dog lick it to kill any germs, then glue it together.

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Yea, it needs stitches.
Looks like you've reached the subcutaneous layer.
You can just super glue it though. It's not going to break up pretty, bit it works. Pinch wind shut, apply glue, let dry, only apply in increments. DO NOT apply glue inside the wound. Your body will reject it. Also. Clean the shit out of it before hand. Keep it clean afterwards.

What happened tho?

Duct Tape it shut.

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anything longer than an inch is best to get stitches man. From my bud who is studying to be a nurse.

Youy need to disinfect that properly, irrigate the inside of the wound with a water and Iodopovidone , roughly 5-10% of the stuff and use bottled water preferably, let it sit for 20 mins before you use it. Once you've done that aply iodopovidone straight with cotton or clean cloth around the wood. Use butterfly closure or steri-strips to close the wound. Thta's it, should buy you time to clear your head or make up your mind whether you'll man up and do the sutures yourself or go to an ER. I'd recommend looking up free clinics or medical assistance for the poor in your area. Another option is getting someone with experience, preferably a nurse, to help you out. It will be awkward and more painful than it should be without proper medical care. To be honest I don't have a clue how bad it really is since you can't make out proportion in your pic. Anyway, if it gets infected you will have to get oral antibiotics which means a prescription unless you know a shady vet and are willing to continue gambling on your health...

Seriously how pathetic it is you healthcare is that expensive in America? You can get that treated for free even in some third world countries...

I'm genuinely concerned now that someone will stick metal in their microwave because of this.
By the way, Nurse Shark here, OP you need stitches!

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Medfag here:

ER wont treat you without paying/insurance unless you're fucking dying. That is, unless you're actually going into shock/cardiac/respiratory arrest.

They will NEVER treat a cut like that one for free, even if it has the potential to infect, because its not an immediate danger

> 1 inch
> no regard to depth of wound
why not get a full fasciotomy while he's at it? i don't know much but god damn i know a simple fucking cut doesn't require a surgeon! you're all cucks of the medical industrial complex

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Spray half the can make sure you have a pool of it inside the cut by the end of the application then put one cooked spaghetti noodle in and cover in tin foil and duct tape

Forgot to mention that its called EMERGENCY ROOM for a reason, nobody likes faggots who go into the ER with a fucking cold or a scratch, ER is for people with gunshots, stabbing wounds or life threatening conditions like anaphylactic shock

Go use your Obama care and get it fixed.

i already said that. they will submit your delinquent bill to a collection agency. watch pbs ffs! at least a "doctor" here can admit to not being a total fucking blue pill bastard

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Do you have some isopropyl alcohol and a sowing kit?

Would be pretty easy to close, wash the wound out with the alcohol, with quite a lot doing like 20 ml at a time until you use like 500 ml this will burn badly. Then clean the sowing needle and string with the alcohol and put stitches pretty close together and close the wound tight. After this dump more alcohol at 20ml at a time like before. Cover with a clean bandage and your done. After it starts to heal good you can pull the string out (don't rip it out).

Watch out for signs of infection because then you will need to get antibiotics. These would be redness or swelling around the wound, or if you see a red line like a vein under your skin. Also if there is any weird discolorization around the wound like green or something it could be infected.

They wont perform any treatment.

It's not life threatening, have you even been in an ER? You've seen how the most common comment is usually "Man its crazy theres afuckload of people bleeding all over the place and no doctors treating them!"

Yeah thats because the people in there are usually interns, specialists are in other places waiting for calls from ER only if its absolutely necessary

What will that do?

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This will fucking hurt, so get fucked up first. Get a handful of matches and strike them at once, or get a barbecue torch or something. Cauterize the wound to stop bleeding and infection. For good measures, cover it in polysporin afterwards and duct tape the wound. Check the wound daily. It will look awful, but it certainly won't get infected

squeeze it together, superglue it. quit being a fuck-twit and learn how to use a damned knife. never need stitches again.

And from what media outlet did you send that from?

yes thank you this guy knows. also did anyone here ever watch no country for old men? wtf did anton chigurgh do? see a doctor? no way

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If you can't afford to go to the doctors this will actually work. It will eventually heal without stitches but it's going to suck and keep opening back up plus it will scar worse. Don't use mint dental floss though that shit will burn

he'll be absolutely healed in the next 48 hours without a scar or nerve damage

48 hours you say?? You know aything that will do I quicker, I go swimming on saturdays

how did you even get this? i'm surprise no one has asked

No son no stitches;; give me your address and I'll be right over. It do need my lil 4.5 inch weeeniy in it to make it feels much better.

You could try and use medical tape to close the wound and dress it from there. First you need to irrigate it with iodine then get some medical tape and non-stick pads. Close the wound best you can with tape (note: run perpendicular to the wound you want to pull it closed). Then cover wth the non stick pad (should also be secured with medical tape) optionally you can use an anti septic gel on the pad to help kill any bugs. Replace dressing every day after letting it weep for a few minutes (20 or so). Final note this shouldn't be the primary treatment this does need stitches it's gonna leave one hell of a scare and may become infected. Best of luck.

This

swimming will help it looks like its on your leg if you move it a lot this will cause friction to fuse our skin back together. Personally running swimming or long jumping will make this heal faster after the treatment I've explained

nah bro, I got this
rub salt in it every 15 minutes to keep infection out
It'll sting like fuck, but it'll help.

Here's the thing you can't cook the wound with chemicals and cauterizing is a very good chance he makes it much worse. Aprofesionla would irrigate/clean then aply disinfectant/antibiotic only on the outside (skin) it's actually been supported by studies this helps speed recovery. f it's a large wound you'll be on antibiotics regradless...

You fags have to listen to me. I suck 60 cocks per day so that automatically makes me a trained professional.

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Does my comment say sent from Android phone anons? I keep seeing that shit in posts and I occasionally browse on my phone

>I want to smash my phone up and get an iPhone because of this fat autistic piece of shit in the thread

That would work out to something like 5 minute blowjobs with say a couple of minutes rest in between and for foreplay/socializing. You must be pretty good to get them all cumming on time.

You need stitches OP at least clean it out and use butterfly band aids

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I hate the white man and all doctors cause I'm black and can't pay for healthcare
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