ITT: Your perfect day

ITT: Your perfect day

>Wake up 9am
>Eat weed cookie
>Smoke a bowl
>Fuck gf
>Get out of bed
>Drive to favorite diner, eat crabcake eggs benedict
>Go discgolfing at favorite course
>Fuck gf on the course
>smoke a blunt
>4pm eat lunch, probably just a hella good dagwood sandwich
>swim in the river and get wasted with my friends
>Go home and vidya, likely Skyrim or Jack and Daxter
>Don't forget to rip that bong
>Another weed cookie
>10pm go into town with gf
>Sushi dinner
>Tagging with gf
>2am go home
>Do some dabs
>Excellent sex with gf
>Rick and Morty to sleep

>Fuck gf on the course

there's an excellent spot on hole 13

tl;dr
>stay in basement
>write bullshit stories on 4channel

Frankly that sounds like shit. Your entire day is spent escaping reality. Get fucked up, do things. Get fucked up, fuck more. Get fucked up, go to bed. Sorry champ but you can't escape life forever. And you can't be fucked up 24/7 for the rest of your life. Your ideal day is a dream. It's not life. Hop on the bandwagon and get some motivation for once in your lazy ass life. Make something of yourself. You can only run for so long.

obviously this is bullshit, no one's day goes this well.

>stay up until 4 am
>sleep
>wake up at 2 pm
>game until 4 am
>sleep
>repeat
Sprinkle delivery pizza in the mix, and boom. Perfect.

I think you gravely underestimate the power of edibles.

well if i got this fucked up every day of my life i wouldn't be able to sustain that kind of life now would i? this is just the vacation day.

i think you dont eat enough edibles. :)

god damn hippies

You must be fun at party's...

what is the difference between a stoner and a hippie?

>Your ideal day is a dream.
>It's not life.
Hmm, yes, sir, I do agree with this

>wake up at 8 am to go to nice 6 figure salary job
>have a good rewarding day at work
>come home have a glass of whisky
>have sex with SO
>repeat

Also,
>party on the weekend
>take vacations to nice places

Fuck your pot head lazy af life style. Kill yourself if you really want o live life like that. I have stoners. All of them. Good for nothing fags.

i suppose that is the point

>wake up at 5 am
>suck bfs dick
>get fucked in butt
>cook breakfast for bf
>make his lunch
>send him off to work
>make coffee, read news, and take dogs out for 8 am walk
>make lunch and do housework
>go out with tranny friends for afternoon coffee
>come home and start dinner
>watch evening news
>suck bfs dick and get fucked in ass
>go to sleep

Hate*

>Wake up in the late afternoon/early evening.
>Drink, fap, browse Sup Forums all night.
>Maybe play a game.
>Watch something or listen to music in the background.
>Fall asleep when the sun comes up.

Hey guys weed is really cool I swear

What do you do?

You are living the powerbottom dream, faggot.

In your dream world you would want to work?

>Wake up
>Brew some coffee
>Sip while watching documentaries or combat footage
>Eat a simple breakfast of toast and eggs
>Continue watching people die
>Eat some mexican food
>Afternoon tea, and more documentaries
>Some kind of ethnic food for dinner
>Get drunk in the evening and unwind by browsing dank memes, playing vidya, and chatting about history with people on skype.

Srsly
I wish I had a job I loved that much. That does sound like the life

>party's

at least, between all the drugs, my ideal day has more life to it than

Yes. Being lazy is shit. I can't do that. I need to feel like I earned my money.

Process control engineer for a pharmaceutical company.

>wake up at 4am to a blowjob from gf
>see the sunrise
>make breakfast
>fuck gf
>play classical music while i work till 6pm
>go out to dinner and eat at a nice restaurant
>walk around the town
>fuck gf
>sleep comfortably
I can't imagine a good day without working

that all good, some people need that, some just really love their job.

>wake up
>go to sleep

>wake up
>go to sleep
>never wake up again

you probably make your edibles very weak

> wake up actually fully rested
> fuck yea im on vacation in marseille
> eat crapes for breakfast at some local seaside cafe
> enjoy mediterranean breeze
> weather is scattered clouds and sunny so that you can enjoy the sun but its never overbearing
> eat some more delicious french stuff for lunch
> go out on a sailboat in the harbor
> maybe fish
> more delicious french food
> enjoy quality time with wifey
> sleep

I wouldn't be lazy. I would have a lot of hobbies. Probably smoke a lot too.

mostly projects.

I find work - - doing something for money, takes the joy out of it.

>Fucked girlfriend thirty times in one day.

>Eat weed cookie
>Smoke a bowl
>smoke a blunt
>Don't forget to rip that bong
>Another weed cookie
>Do some dabs

fuckin hell dude, are you even gonna be coherent??

>wake up
>get high with friend
>go to convenience store and eat some munchies
>somke some more
>chill out for a few hours
>smoke some more
>get some big ass dinner
>go hang out at friends house with other friends, also a few chicks
>get drunk and smoke more weed
>all in all just have a good time with everyone

That's all I ever wanna do but no one ever has the time or desire to do so.

So you're saying, that there is litterally nothing you would rather do than that? Not get head from an entire cheerleading squad, not traveling to some place new, not go to the moon?

I mean, i don't mind my job at all, but if i could have a perfect day, it sure as fuck wouldn't be at work

>wake up 11AM
>work on musical commissions until I'm finished
>practice guitar
>work on songs for my instrumental album
>eat food when I remember to.
>record some videos for youtube
>go to gym.
>come home
>sleep.

better than coherent, weed gives me energy. :)

>wake up sometime between 8 and 9 am, sun is out
>take a hot shower
>come downstairs and make myself a cup of coffee, nothing beats home-brew
>find a great novel, read for a bit while relaxing in a reclining leather chair
>make some breakfast
>husband comes downstairs, serve him breakfast
>tell him i love him
>he doesn't say he loves me back
>doubt our marriage
>go back to reading novel
>it's half-past noon, i've finished reading, it was a great story
>try to write my own story
>it's not great but i will keep trying and improving
>play DDR with my husband
>he's much better at it then me
>go for a walk
>climb a tree, stay up there for a little while
>the sun comes down
>time to go home
>we skip dinner because we don't want to get fat
>watch horror movie with husband
>he holds me when i'm scared
>go to sleep
>dream
>life is good

tfw life will never actually be good

This is the most likely scenario. I have a cookie now that's lasting me a week because I can only eat about 20% at a time. Even that much leaves me way too high to function.

This. Have witnessed someone piss themselves on edibles

Go an hero please miserable fuck

>wake up
>see her next to me

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oh fuck off, love is a chemical and waking up to the person you "love" every day will not make every day perfect, and if it does you have a problem.

>wake up next to wife
>go into my childs' shared room, 9 year old boy 7 year old girl
>cook them breakfast, send them off to school
>wake up wife with a kiss
>shower, shave, get ready to go to work for something space related, like NASA or something
>get home, watch a movie with my family in sweatpants
>sleep and repeat
Life would be good

>Stoner pipe

All I need to know about the dumbass behind the post.

well good on ya!

Getting and staying high all day sounds awesome, but that kinda dosage would put me over. I'd be beyond useless

>being happy is a problem

no wonder you're depressed

Wake up in my trillion dollar mansion on the moon
All my friends and family are there, dead ones resurected
Have a crazy party on the moon
Have a 14 woman 15 way with the hottest models
Bust nuts to the point of dehydration
Drink some of that $5,000 scotch the sell at auctions
Drink more expensive scotch
Hang out with my resurected family members, ask them what i couldn't before
Lurk 2006 Sup Forums
Another orgy, with 39 women this time
Smoke expensive cigars
Golf on the moon
End the night in bed with another 60 models

when your perfect day is the american dream

I just want to live and be loved, dammit

>implying I don't do this every day
>no, I'm not op
>I get fucked up daily, and my life is still chugging along (unfortunately)
no end in sight motherfucker

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Wake up about 7:30.
Have morning sex cause always morning boner.
Have breakfast.
Go out to shop and finish blade I've been forging for 2 fucking weeks.
Dive in pool with clothes still on and relax.
Have wife make lunch.
Eat lunch while we play vidya in underwear and pop open a beer.
Let the alcohol take the day.
Sober up by dinner and grill some fish.
Movie night.
Fall asleep while having head rubbed.

Perfect day.

THIS

> wake up, stretch
> spike the monkey
> make bed
> shower and brush teeth
> get newspaper and mail
> make eggs bacon and toast
> after eating make sure house is clean and everything is in place
> ride bike to work
> hopefully an easy day at work
> get home after work, do 2 hours of yard work
> make dinner, probably meat with pasta
> eat food, do dishes etc
> get ready for bed
> turn channel to ww2 footage shit
> put in national socialist black metal cd or some French black metal
> drink beer whilst doing so
> browse Sup Forums
> go to bed

Living with a 85 year old grandpa sucks, but that is what an ideal successful day looks like for me, which is pretty rare because usually I'm fucking up on the cooking and dealing with people at work and fucking up lawn work. Life kinda sucks, I want to go out to the country side and just fucking scream and then I'll kill some animals and chop down some trees.

>wake up to girl that loves me
>Go downstairs and make steak and eggs for me and the girl
>She comes downstairs in panties and my sweatshirt that's far too big for her
>It's winter and there's snow on the ground
>Go to the park with girlfriend and dog
>It begins to lightly flurry
>Walk on to the Gazebo with her, the place where we first kissed on our first date
>Propose to her
>She covers her mouth and tears up as she sobs "Yes"
>Bring her home
>Fuck all night in the living room
>Get married and love life until my end

But I'll never have this. My girlfriend died in an accident on the way home from a telling her parents. I'll never have a perfect day.

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OP here, that does sound nice. Pics of blade in progress?

My perfect day.

>Never wake up.

I wonder if they like weed

>continue to be awake
>put meth in the bottom of a barbasol can and stir in a little water
>draw up in syringe
>stick in neck
>porn marathon

Tbh, who doesn't?

>wake up
>commit suicide

Dont we all?

:(

idkek ive never smoked

we all do user, we all do

>wake up
>can't wake up

In bed right now.
Honestly don't feel like putting clothes on to go out to shop and take a pic of my blade.
Lets just say its still fucking rough and needs a few good hours of uninterrupted love.

I wonder many times you pondered on what to type next in your bullshit story. Obviously this is all fake and you're getting swatted now souly because you thought you could lie and seem cool on Sup Forums.

people who haven't tried it yet
people who try once have a bad experience and never want to try again

I dont know how to be happy

I saw you didnt brush your teeth at all

underage b&

wake me up inside
>save me

picture of what it will look like then?

>me

>>wake up at 5am
>>go to gym
>>come home make bomb ass bfast
>>shower
>>go get errands out of the way
>>be done by 12pm or 1pm
>>eat some lunch
>>take a shot or 2 of whisky
>>play about 2 hours of drums or band practice
>> be done by 5pm
>>take another shot
>>start computer
>>vidyas and drink until about 11 or 12am

When my son is born next month, do it all the same but with him included in the errands and maybe just chillax instead of vidyas with him or let him watch me play my games

>Wake up, preferably around 8:30. Shower
>Be in a beautiful place, somewhere in the world with perfect weather
>Step outside of the beautiful home/place I am staying in after fixing coffee and a delicious mostly healthy breakfast.
>eat, sip coffee, read/write book or read the world news
>head back in around 10:30-11 and put on comfortable clothing suitable for the next event
>if I'm in a city somewhere, skateboard into it and explore, visit shops and visit museums, skate spots I find along the way
>if I'm not in the city explore the nature surrounding me, bring along something fantastic for lunch and maybe smoke a joint if it feels proper
>wrap that shit up around 2
>head back and clean up for evening, relax and maybe nap until 4
>head out to concert I am playing nearby to set up
>stop and eat somewhere amazing for dinner
>get to show about 7:30-8
>start at 9, play until maybe 11
>after show hit the town/meet people, meet a girl who will spend the night or friends
>go home and snort some oxycodone and lay in bed
>wake up and do it over again

Something along these lines.

Do you make your own fedora too?

FUCK I FORGOT TO FLIP GERALD FOR THE DUBS

>wake up
>roll blunt
>eat
>fap
>rest
>lift
>roll a blunt
>roll a blunt
>roll a blunt
>roll a blunt
>fap many times in between
>roll a blunt
>fap again
>eat
>fap again
>Roll a blunt
>hug my dog
>Sleep

Do you ever smoke the blunts?

whole lotta rolling, not much smoking

Yeah who do you roll the blunts for, or is your perfect day just preparing them for later?

Every night before bed

>Shoot up heroin until i overdose
>Get revived with Naloxone
>Repeat

You still play Jak and Daxter?

>when you get high off the idea of getting really high
>when you fap to it

r/imstraightedgeandthisisedgy

I smoked more than an ounce all by myself couple weeks ago.

That bag with tall purple trees... PRICELESS

Im broke now. So I took a hiatus.

>Wake up.
>See this.