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>ywn live in dixie land edition
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irish catholics were considered worse than slaves in dixie you complete fucking moron

Horsham

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yeah but I just like that song

who /comedowntrainonthewaytotheirparentshouse/ here

No
I'm not a nerd

that isnt a real article

Goddamn.

>i'm no boy or girl i'm an immortal god

What did xir mean by this?

What did you do last night to see in the new year lads?

pingers and coke

Creatures which NEED to be exterminated:

1) Rats
2) Cockroaches
3) Mosquitos
4) Leeches
5) Bed bugs
6) Ticks
7) Fleas
8) Maisie posters

went to a club
didn't pull
was a shit club too
got separated from the lads and rather then spend ages looking for them I just left at 1 and went home by myself

What about Rasheeds?

>Find a ton of old photo albums
>Go through them
>There's this one girl with me in pretty much every single picture that I'm in
>She lived across the street and we were inseparable for years
>Drifted apart just as we moved into our teens
>Missed out on young love
Fuck SAKE.

went to bed at 9:30

cried then wanked then cried again

theres a similar point between all these ppl
theyre all fucking ugly
normal people don't care about that rubbish

he already said cockroaches

He listed them clearly in number 2 and 4.

You know what she didn't miss out on? Chad's willy.

Probably got a double dose last night as well.

girls dont like going out with lads they've known since kids usually

Adding these to "The List"

My New Year's resolution is to be nice to everybody :)

did the exact same thing with a girl in primary school

her waitrose parents whisked her off to private school for secondary and we lost contact

sometimes stalk her on facebook now

she's pretty tidy buy her boyfriend is a mong looking cunt

I could get her back

any time I liked

The worst part is, I've already seen both of these.

stole some of my housemates cheese to put on my beans on toast

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absolutely devilish
good lad

I don't doubt it. She's an outright 10 these days tbqh.

From what I've been told, she found excuses to kiss me all the fucking time. So I'm not sure it was entirely platonic. I only really have 2 distinct memories of us spending time together though and neither involved kissing.

You're in the wrong place for that.

>Met girl I was childhood friends with over Christmas break
>She's twice divorced with 3 kids

>having housemates
SCREAMING

an ugly wife is a treasure in the home

ok be nice to me I got half a bottle of shampoo in my eye and it absolutely canes

just re-corked a champagne bottle by hand lads, ama

yes I am single

Wouldn't British Chads be named differently?

It's weird how culture works though. I remember being 15 and hearing the popular kids in class implying that this random kid was a weirdo because he probably fucked his girlfriend at like age 14 (they dated for years, been together since they were like 12)

pressed order on the ol' dominos

fuck it i'm a madman

some cunt stole my cheese. that cheese had been in my family for about a week, was going to put it on my jacket potato and hand it down to my kids.

want to get domino's but it'll be closed by the time I get back ahhhhhh

>easter lily
kek
are her parents irish or what

How did you do that?
Shampoo is kind of viscous isn't it?

anyone want me to cum on their face? x

She's just a literal champagne socialists trying to cling to any sense of identity she can.

order it to the bus stop

good luck reopening it without the seal

ah yes, go cycling they said

ah yes, the difficult life of a communist

no, she pretends to be an irish catholic because it makes her feel oppressed

haven't had housemates since uni desu, don't know how I'd cope living with strangers

glad I have a good job and can afford my own place

k but only if you return the favour

Did it lad, what do I win?

These people are actually a blessing. There are so few of them out there, despite them being so vocal, and they're driving the masses of Generation Z to turn to conservatism rather than social justice because most people can recognize that they're batshit.

fucking champagne socialists

of course i will x

>the inside of the earth is piping hot
>hot enough to melt rocks

Right OK but why is it hot? How is it staying hot and not cooling down? Answer these questions. If the earth is like a billion years old why is it still fucking piping hot?

just pull the cork out mate what are you a fucking woman hahaha

watched him on Rogan and Rubin and desu, even though I agree with most of what he says, he seems a bit insane/paranoid 2bh

I'm not really sure, was just shampooing my hair with my eyes closed but then all of a sudden my eye started burning so it must have came open

God left the heating on

forgot to turn the air con on x

grow a pair you nonces
how much of your life does she know or care about
literally 0

Only people who pretend they don't like iPhones are people trying to act as if they know about phones, poor people, and people who naturally hate popular things

video's taking absolute AGES to render lads

no she's just a professional victim so she can identify with the masters of the victim profession

whats the problem? How much road do you need?

mixing vodka.... with beer

Friction or magic or something

Calm down aisha

do a poo on your processor

haven't eaten since breakfast but I'm on a train and they aren't serving food because it's new year's day reeeee

literally shaking

First day without a fag since the last attempt to quit 7 months ago lads

it'll explode in your hands if you do that

You would be too if your students were actively trying to create legislation that stops you from using the word "he".

Well, considering she's trying to pretend that she knows or cares about my Irish Catholic Republican life, I feel my opinion matters here.

instantly wet myself anytime the povvos in here see a self-styled commie with nice things - they get so jealous

Fun fact: The title of Craig David's hit 2000 song 'fill me in' is a double entendre

all your posts are shit

Noice.

tragic Tbh

it just is goy stop questing these things

>they aren't serving food because it's new year's day

What did they mean by that?

>No. It's not the role of society to make people feel included. That's not the role of society. The role of society is to maintain a modicum of peace between people. It's not the role of society to make people feel comfortable. I think society is changing in many ways. I can tell you one thing that I'm very terrified of, and you can think about this. I think that the continual careless pushing of people by left wing radicals is dangerously waking up the right wing. So you can consider this a prophecy from me if you want. Inside the collective is a beast and the beast uses its fists. If you wake up the beast then violence emerges. I'm afraid that this continual pushing by radical left wingers is going to wake up the beast.

True, he speaks as if he has foreseen one dystopian future timeline and is trying to warn us of it.

why is america so A E S T H E T I C

If the middle of the earth is hot enough to melt rocks why doesn't the entire planet fall in and melt itself because it's made out of rock?

There's something they're not telling us. What's /really/ down there?

like your dad's cock last night m8

rekd

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Never really got over my first relationship lads. Instead of just accepting she was a bit of a bitch and trying again with another qt, I've retreated into a world of masturbation and social isolation on Sup Forums. I think I just found it very difficult to completely open up to and trust another human being and when that all went tits up I just decided that I'd never make that mistake again desu.

Thanks for reading my diary post for today.

You forgot people who know how much technical hardware should cost. I own a macbook, and an S7. I could afford an iphone, just can't justify paying more money for inferior technology and restric ted features, while I can pay less for more. The iPhone is popular because of apple advertising, it's a fashion statement more than anything at this point.

it's mostly to do with friction of everything inside trying to rotate (due to the earth rotating) and residual heat left over when the earth was formed

it's where they film the animes

>It's not the role of society to make people feel included. That's not the role of society. The role of society is to maintain a modicum of peace between people. It's not the role of society to make people feel comfortable.

why not

>first relationship
font

everyone in this thread is a classless pleb from grimsby with a xiaomi earphones and a cracked iphone 5

my dad has been dead for 17 years

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FOY

everything in America just looks great

I don't know how they do it
we've done a complete mess of it here

for how long were you together?