S/fur

s/fur

I wanna be inside a shark grills belly

Are you leaving?

In a minute, yes.

Well I guess I will too then.

Goodnight everyone.

wow faggots

I should be asleep.

great

no more reason to be here then

I'm about to head off, but I've got a few minutes to chat. Why can't you sleep?

sorry man. Don't feel like staying up another hour to dump pics.

Look who's talking.

blow me

You know, I may just stay up longer. I'm really not tired anyway.

......okay!......

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Go create a gay thread or something.

When he does, go there.

All the shit I keep thinking about with the girl.

Nah.

Do that, I'll join.

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stressing will only lead to more stress. Try to lay down and make yourself sleep. I'm about to do that.

Fine. Give me a minute. But I won't be posting in it.

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Oh. Well don't bother then. It won't be any fun by myself.

There's a reason why I only confess once every 10 years

It helps keep my mind off them.

Also, I've found that a great way to induce sleep is to threaten yourself

"IF I DON'T SLEEP IN 5 MINUTES I WILL SHOOT MYSELF" etc

Yeah, I know that.. It's not stress it's trying to figure her out.
Everything about her contradicts everything else.
She says one thing, but her actions say something else. And even what she says is inconsistent.

>Also, I've found that a great way to induce sleep is to threaten yourself
>"IF I DON'T SLEEP IN 5 MINUTES I WILL SHOOT MYSELF" etc
That's so stupid it made me laugh.

See, he can't do anything right. Even be a gay.
What can be simpler? But nooo

cboi is hawt

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Rude

Omg yes

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Are you afraid you're being played? If so, then don't be afraid to withdraw a bit or ask her directly about what kind of relationship she wants and that you have.

>She says one thing, but her actions say something else. And even what she says is inconsistent.
You've had 2 wives and you're only starting to figure this out?

Either way you won't be awake in 5 minutes

Yeah, I have 2 loaded pistols within arms reach, but that's not going to happen.
And it's been... 7 years since my last confession of that sort. I ended up marrying her.
I haven't told this one everything yet. Mostly because she already mostly knows and I consistent, at least verbally that she doesn't want that.

That's Heaven for ya.

I don't see how that could work. Then again, I'm an insomniac, so nothing really works for me.

What a bout "IF I DON"T SLEEP IN 3.14 MINUTES I WON'T FAP TO BLUE FOX LADY EVER AGAIN"

Officer hops?

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No, it's more like I think she wants more, but won't allow herself more.

Yeh, user?

Listening.
What is it citizen?

Relationship discussions always deteriorate into throwing meaningless and vague words around.

No effect

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Fug
Checked
uhhh I'd like to go on a date if that's cool with you

There, now get out.

LOL, neither was this confusing.
I'm still friends with my first wife, I've been talking to her about it too and she's just as confused as I am.

Dash add me on Skype
(email field)

creepy

Why?

well what do you want? And if she wants more press her on it carefully when you get a chance. Of course this is all obvious advice to a man married twice.

90%. sometimes you get a real answer

But we never get to have discussions.
She avoids that. I think I'm going to try to get one this weekend though.

One more, just for you.

To talk? Not like there's much else to do on Skype.

I'm not a talker. I don't even use Skype.

The real answer is always "Forget it".

I'm not talking about her.

I'm talking about your post.

Snapchat?

Nope. Don't even have a cell phone.

STOP!

>trips responding to trips
>tfw you trip a trip
Anyway, I'm into pred/prey stuff. A/Species/L?

>portable botnet

You can always show your dicks to each other.

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I want everything. A real and complete relationship.
She says she doesn't want a relationship with anyone.
But, she said yesterday that she did want one with another guy. But it sounds like he won't do that with her.
As for me, I'm too old and remind her of her dad.

How do you keep in touch with your friends?

>implying I have any friends

>friends
kek

The same way I do.

Don't.

NO MORE!

She's gay and hates you.

Take a fucking hint

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No.
We've already fucked.
And talked about 3 some, she won't touch another girl.

Don't worry, this is the last Zootopia gore/death that I have.

She doesn't want a relationship with you, but she'll gladly have sex with you? I have no idea what the hell is going on in her head. She may be playing games to see if you'll chase her, or she may be unsure of what she's even doing.

Also this is now a love pentagram, so far as I have it tallied.

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liar

It is, really. I have plenty more regular gore and death though.

I'm mostly going with she doesn't even know. It if she does, she won't admit it to herself.

A pentagram eh?

Well, fun chat. I'm going to bed.

Sleep well.

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Stop with the avatar shit, faggot.

I lied

O shit whaddup

you, her, her bf, her friend, and new guy. and keep pressing I guess. Maybe she'll slip up, or let herself love you.

No, it's little different. I think.
He is closet? gay and she hates him for that.
Get your imaginary gf to hate you... Dude have some serious problems with self acceptance.
But in our day and age it's probably ok.

Yeah it's a decent size. Not as big as I'd like it to be though. (Don't take that out of context.) Good gore art is rare.

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I sleep now.

I don't remember if you were one of the cool guys, or the not cool guy.

Sleep well.

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It's just for keks, hence the "Spam" part. The real necro stuff I like is in my regular folder, and much more tame.

Yeah... There's probably a lot of friends...

So I did find out, the other guy she was living with, she definitely hasn't slept with him and probably never will.

And yes, I'm going to continue to apply firm but gentle pressure. Hopefully it won't push her away.

Sh already said tonight that she didn't feel it was right to live with me because of what's gone on between us.
Like she sounded mad that she cheated on her bf even though she hates him and wants to break up with him as soon as possible.

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I like to think I'm a cool guy

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Well cool guy, I was just on my way to bed, so if you'll excuse me...

Gn again everyone

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Haven't seen you since the gfur thread like 5 weeks ago with you and subfag

Aight dood. Take it easy.