Be in 4th grade

>be in 4th grade
>it's penis inspection day
>im next in line
>nervous as fuck
>nurse beings inspecting
>pop a boner instantly
>she looks at me
>I smile nervously
>suspended for a week

What are your penis inspection day stories?

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Penis inspection day does not exist. I've had enough of this meme.

On my inspection Day I had my fingerbox with me. So it wasn't that bad.
I am a gril btw.

>he didn't have a penis inspection day
I want underage to leave.

why did you get suspended? and wtf is it with penis inspection day

>woman touches your penis
>get boner
>get suspended
>????

what is logic

what the fuck kind of school doesn't have penis inspection day? We had penis inspection day in the first month of every school year.

>wtf is it with penis inspection day
Kek

It was because he smiled. Schools used to be really hard core about being serious.

>be me
>be asian
>penis inspection day
>penis is too small
>get my first C ever
>dad is disappointed

JUST

That's true, my teacher gave me a detention for calling her dude

I was the only one with penis inspection day in my school.

Every day after Mr. Jeffersons class.

>2nd grade
>penis inspection day
>nervous and shy as fuck
>class bully behind me
>pokes his finger up my butt
>i yell and jump into the kid in front of me
>bully says "Teacher user is molesting steve!"
>get detention for a week, forced to watch dumb video about inappropriate touching
>everyone thinks im a perv and faggot. even teachers.
>was a living nightmare. next year was better tho

>be me
>penis inspection day
>my turn
>fml.jpg
>bitch teacher pull down my pants
>stares at my peepee for a time that seems forever
>ask why I'm not circumcised
>what?
>calls my parents
>tell them I must be circumcised if I want to pass 5th grade
>get cut a week later

That wasn't even the worst part about my school

Anyone here used to sneak into the gym and watch the girls during vagina inspection day?

>vagina inspection day

No such thing. Stop lying

What faggot country are you cunts from? Penis inspection day? Pretty sure that made up by pedo's.

>Hasn't heard about pussy inspection day
Wow, no wonder you're such a faggot.

we had that at our school, but it wasn't official.

>wasnt official
Let me guess religious school?

Feels good to live in superior Denmark, where we don't have stupid days like this

Obviously, they would try to keep it secret otherwise all the boys would try to sneak in and get a peek.

This is sexist. You should be ashamed of yourself for sexualising children.

what are you talking about?

all this shit is fake and gain

Never heard of penis inspection day.

Although I have participated in balls inspection day, good ol times!

>2003
>first day in high school
>all freshmen must get penis inspected with principal present
>waiting in line farting nervously
>Ive been studying so hard I hope I pass with flying colors
>girls know I'm farting as they watch from the sideline singingi the school song
>I don't care i wasn't going to be popular anyway
>the time has come
>principal is naked
>his pristine cock out
>setting quite the example
>the nurse begins
>start reciting the 50 states official state birds
>finish the nurse winks to the principal
>the principal kisses me on the forehead
>whispers "you failed"
>I got beat up for not passing penis inspection the whole year

Worse day ever

>penis inspection day
>have penis inspected
>penis deemed unclean because I didn't get under the foreskin
>Other children laugh at me and wave their circumcised dicks in my face
>one just smashes my balls with a golf club
>teacher joins in uproaring laughter as if it was a Big Bang Theory joke
>Shit myself

And that's why you cut off the end of your dick

>there are people ITT who have never heard of penis inspection day

underage faggots LEAVE

Look at how many people had penis inspection day, do you really think that many people would make it up?

>grade 4, turning 10 for non ausfags
>line up for penis inspection, we were lucky and didn't have to line up naked (next year they changed this cos too time consuming)
>waiting in line nervous as fuck
>finally after ages my turn
>principal inspects me, smallish (grower not shower) and uncut, this raises some concerns
>have to go to fucking mediation with parents and doctor
>they decide to circumcise me

That's how I got circumcised at 10 years old

Bonus round:
>in hospital, getting snipped
>10 year old logic says tonsils out = ice cream, therefore foreskin off = ice cream rubbed on dick to sooth
>ask nurse if I get ice cream
>she replies with "no we don't have ice cream, you have x for dinner"
>"I didn't mean for dinner I meant to rub on my dick"
>nurse bert stares me and then walks out
>don't see that nurse again

It's a health inspection. They check that your balls have dropped and that you can pull your foreskin back (circumcision is the norm here).
Then you get a tetanus shot.

Who /never passed penis inspection day/ here?

Feels bad

>2002
>penis inspection day
>3rd in line
>nervous af
>fire alarm starts ringing
>penis inspection cancelled

saved by the bell fam

idk what your talking about, it happens everywhere across America.

Tits or gtfo

> be ausfag
> penis inspection day has just begun here, schools adopting American teaching methods
> waiting my turn, worrying like hell
> mum and dad had helped me wash and practice that morning
> finally my turn, walk into cubicle
> drop pants, stretch dick out, pull foreskin back, waggle balls around
> disapprovinglooks.jpg
> start worrying, so I go into overdrive
> swing dick around like a helicopter, slap it against stomach, pull on balls etc
> nurse raises an eyebrow, writes something down on the report card, asks me to leave
> take report home, got a fucking C-

Parents were passed, I didn't know then but you're meant to just stand there while you get inspected. I got a A- next year though.

mfw received a "most improved penis" award.

>Tfw actually had physicals at school every nine weeks
>Don't know why you faggots just mention the penis inspection

It wasn't awkward until puberty hit because I'm not an autist.

>6th grade, 12 years old in the year 2000 of our lord Jesus Christ
>been homeschooled all my life up till then
>never heard of penis inspection day
>super nervous, sweating bullets as I get close to the front of the line
>been rubbing my dick with moisturizer and scrubbing every inch of it in the bath for two weeks, have no idea what I'm gonna be tested on
>nurse drops my pants
>first time I ever saw cleavage up close
>instantly blow my load from two weeks of pressure
>clears her head entirely
>I end up giving the principal a facial
>he has the calm demeanor of a professional and wipes his glasses with a handkerchief
>takes me out of the gym for a special inspection
>everyone whispering as we leave
>get measured with tape measure
>he slaps it and times it with a stopwatch
>makes me stick it into a graduated cylinder to measure volume
>compares it to a color chart and everything
>I'm terrified the whole time
>he starts talking to me about proper penis maintenance and gives me hot chocolate
>teaches me how to masturbate
>I end up getting an A for hygiene
>first A I ever got, best day of my life
>I run home and tell dad
>faggot was homeschooled until college
>pulls me out of school the next day
I fucking hate you dad

Muhrica
Muh penis inspection hurrdurr

WTF! ║ IZ █ DIS ?!?

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Britfag here, I remember the penis inspection days we had when I was young.

>All lined up
>Go into inspection area
>Get told to get out my "Sticky Tackler"
>MFW the whole time there was a massive picture of her majesty the queen watching over us in the sports.
>Went better than expected.

MFW I know this is pasta but in my country school nurse actually checks during 8th grade (age 15) that your balls have lowered and pubic hair has started to grow normally.

not actually pasta tbqh

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Sure. Fine. Whatever.

go fuck a snake baka

go to sleep, you're trying too hard.

I know what country you're talking about and me being from the same country, I pretty much have the exact same face right now user.

Haha. Only oldfags will appreciate.

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is... that a real article?

lol you guys are gay and stuff because you let peoplw touch your penis

GESUS KRIST, it IS real
what the fuck
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