Give me the saddest story you can in four words or less

Give me the saddest story you can in four words or less.

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You will die someday

"I have a boyfriend"

Hired whore, never came

I have cancer

Table for one please

She didn't call back

>I have ass cancer


FTFY

I won't die alone.

you, or the whore?

Another birthday, nobody cares.

My doge has lymphoma

Noone ever visits me...

Hilary Clinton is president

Yes

Can't find the sauce

u r a fag.

Sale, baby shoes. New

You.
Go away faggot.

i am a neet

Come up with something original faggot

The black dog rules

That's the happiest story ever.

Its from this H-game: vndb.org/v18636

Butthurt autistic internet troll.

Hikikomoris will never stop.

OP is a fagot!

My waifu isn't real

brazenly, unresisted, she left

She escaped my basement.

Are you in?

Your life

Another friday spent alone

OP is a faggot

Busted tail-light in Minneapolis.

Jury finds you guilty

Chicks with dicks

Hitler did nothing wrong.

You.

Angel Beats and Clannad.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

There is no beer.

She wasnt 18 mate

What!!! #611611

Donald Trump lost election

Peace and equality

...

I have to work

he said: THE SADDEST story... you fuck.

Life of thread OP.

Niggers tongue my anus

Adam Sandler was murdered

My social life

Anime girls aren't real.

only 5 cops dead

Non-frosted shredded wheat

I ment to put when the police tell you or her dad with a shotgun

We'll just be friends.

OP sucks my dick.

He took my virginity.

Please don't rape me.

I feel you user.

I like anime, help...

I can't kill myself.

OP is ...

I have a waifu.

The kikes won.

Doughnuts. Doughnut centres. Glue.

Happy birthday man

i got six words

for sale
baby socks
never worn

>you
>are
>my
>faher

You win this one.

Pizza will be late

No big benis 4u

Unfortunately she was pregnant

puppies raped by retard

I no big cums

human kind

Whoopi Goldberg porn marathon

Not sad, just true

Nice steal from Ernest Hemmingway, faggot

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Nightmare fuel

Post-ironic memes

Kill yourself, for us

I have commited a suicide.

(Btw. Now I'm happy that it didn't work)

Captcha

Your Grandfather died alone.

Big. Small. Round. Ball.

It could have been.

Kek

Earth?

Memes are just dreams.

Anal? She wants divorce.

Feminism still exists

Learn to count fag

It doesn't get better

Earrape is a meme

From life comes death.

the jews aren't extint