/heem/: this blue haired girl again edition

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News:

>USADA claims yet another belt, solidifies position as p4p GOAT
mmafighting.com/2016/7/8/12126554/ufc-fight-night-90-results-eddie-alvarez-blitzes-rafael-dos-anjos

>Silva-DC confirmed
mmafighting.com/2016/7/7/12126438/anderson-silva-steps-in-to-face-daniel-cormier-in-non-title-bout-at

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>UFC 200: It's Time
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Schaub is God

Schaub is a god

forgot to link the previous thread
my bad lads

women in the ufc need to fight topless

BIG COUNTRY ROBBED

fuk u goofs

link to the blackest post fight interview
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MMA is so much less shitty when Reebok Fightgearâ„¢ isn't involved

LOST SO MUCH ON RDA

LOST SO MUCH

previous bread and btw, someone upload webm related

Previous thread:

off to bed, no doubt something crazy will happen tomorrow night too

>Tfw through meme magic Silva somehow wins

Will be the biggest upset in fighting history and will be talked about for 10 generations to come.

>Browne manages to heem Cain somehow
>Luke got KO'd on 2 week's notice
>DC gets KO's on 2 day's notice

I'm glad I opened up my mind to /heem/ and let myself see a way for RDA to lose, both on the meme front (USADA x Hue) and on the real front (Mark Henry training Eddie)

How many more days until McGoobs is teabagged again?

>be american cop
>get shot

gsp/silva/jones/aldo era is over

Who will join Thompson in the new era of mma?

I call this the "Brazil will rise again parlay"

Have a nice refreshing sleep bb

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cruz/thompson/dj is the next era

Schaub Bless you brothers.

marin is mexican dude

I don't get how betting works, but can't you just make another ticket with opposite picks and get a 50 dollar payout regardless?

Obviously not but what stops it?

>Nate beats Conor again

>gets the title shot against Eddie

Oh. Well then it's the "brown lives matter parlay"

Nate isn't actually a good fighter though

The other picks wouldn't get you 50 dollars because the other picks are favorites and pay out less

>both on the meme front (USADA x Hue)

Funny thing is that I had a really strong feeling this would happen but I still let the bet run, he was in a parlay too and everything else had already won. Consumed with regret.

;_;

welcome to the wonderboy country

here's the new, courtesy of aussiebro i think

>Copy Jon Jone's game plan

Can't even imagine Silva trying to fight the way Jones does.

>Nate gets a shot at the lightweight belt for beating up a featherweight at welterweight

Very nice

The way aldo and werdum fall over is the most hilarious part of this.

>And then Barao and RDA get TKO'd while standing

It's like poetry

literally no one can stop him

>people were making the exact same kind of arguments against bisb0ng who never knocks anyone the fuck out regardless of chin quality

Cuckold had two losses prior to Bisking, both stoppages. DC has never been finished; his one loss was basically a wrestlefuck with the occasional cheeky body shot.

Silva is going to lose, and he's going to lose hard and I'm going to make a small amount of money off of betting a lot of money.

How did that not break his toes?

>80% finish rate

heem urself

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More like

>Conor gets knocked out by Nate
>Dana congratulates him and says hes a phenomenal fighter, Joe Rogan does a podcast saying HE IS A BEEEASSTTT
>Gets title match against Alvarez
>Loses
>Gets handed the Welterweight title in the post fight interview while still in the cage with Alvarez

People who think DC can be knocked out are delusional, he survived shots from Rumble, shots from Hendo, a massive knee from Gus, his chin is the best in MMA.

after seeing the stare down between nate and conor i'm back on the hype train. conor doesn't afraid of anything, he's going to school diaz in the rematch

>Silva is going to lose, and he's going to lose hard and I'm going to make a small amount of money off of betting a lot of money.

oh the "it always works until it doesn't strategy"

and the one time it doesnt ruins all the pennies you made making stupid bets

crazy upsets happen all the time in mma. 15 to 1 favorites lose, silva can find a way to heem DC. he KO'd griffin walking backwards with a flick of his hand at 205

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here is a bonus to watch on loop

Well that was many years and many Anderson Silva's ago

Long may he reign

i wish all fights were on fight pass so we could hear black best oneup nate diaz again

>nate gets ko'd by connor
>mcgregor ko's aldo a 2nd time
>mcgregor ko's alvarez with meme punch
>robbie lawler kills mcgoobs
>dana is shook
>ufc sold
>vince mcmahon buys it
>brock lesnar every wwe ppv and ufc ppv
>vince dies
>mma and wwe both die simultaneously

>silva can find a way to heem DC

He can but I don't see it. DC survived Rumble and Gus' knee, I can see him making quick work of Silva but not doing enough to embarrass him on such a short notice fight, like I don't think the fight will get bloody and messy, but DC will probably just take him down and mercy choke him, and that will be that.

If you're trying to get me to not bet the house against the Spider you're really not doing a very good job.

>not booking Conor vs DC

why is Dana so ABMcG?

As soon as betdsi has a line for Silva I'm betting on him.

DC/Dillashaw free money parlay yeh fellas? How much that pays out?

serious question, is UFC 200 saved?

Don't think they should have charge the main event.
Not just because Tate isn't as big of a star, but it just increases the notion they have no idea what to do and things are going completely tits up since they initially made Brock the main event

So it's clear that conor would have destroyed RDA right?

eh, hard to say in such chaos, too many memes, i can't read them all at this speed

What happened with all the Hue champs falling like fly?

If Bisping can knock out Rockhold and become the champion in 2016 I'm not counting anything out anymore.

no

This. Why are they even changing it? It's not like people actually had a problem with Brock and Hunto going on last....but it does make me wonder if Ronda was the champ instead of Miesha if they'd have her co-main (they wouldn't)

No this fight is retarded. The size and strength advantage of Cormier will be so huge. He'll be tossing Silva around the octagon like a rag doll. And Silva has no hope of getting Cormier off of him if he mounts.

I think Silva may actually have a chance. After Bisping vs Rockhold I don't think I'll ever underestimate how important having the right mindset is to winning, and if anyone's mindset is fucked right now, it's Cormier's. I can absolutely see DC going in there and just not having any sort of killer instinct or will to fight. I think he's totally demoralized.

Should have changed* the main event

yes, ufc 200 is just a meme ppv.

lauzon, dillashaw and edgar is where it's at, the rest is just freakshow because Zuffa still needs to get some (You)'s

when's Corean Zombie coming back?

>Brasil btfo
>wanna fap to bundas to celebrate
>tfw you search "brazilian" on a porn site

This wouldn't be competitive even if Silva had a full camp and was in his prime.

DC is the best grappler in the UFC and Silva can't wrestle to save his life.

I think his time with the army is either done or very quickly approaching. So hopefully soon, cant wait to see him compete again.

That was not the Dos Anjos that dismantled the LW division the last 2 years

His military term ends sometime in October, he'll probably get a fight a couple months after that

Enjoy your hefty hefty Sup Forumsan

It's so crazy it's going to be UFC 200: Amanda Nunes vs Miesha Tate.

Neither big stars, it'd have been nice for Brock to be the guy to headline 100 and 200. Not that he cares but bloody hell, this was supposed to be the biggest PPV ever
Now it just feels like a shitshow

>main event is tate vs nunez
>how you want your biggest ufc ppv of all time senpai?

U S A D A

oh no, how awful

>best grappler in the UFC
>was too fat to make weight for the olympics
>didn't medal the time that he wasn't too fat to make weight

Cejudo is obviously the superior grappler.

His offensive striking looked good and he was keeping up the pressure like he usually does, but it wasn't at the same pace he usually did it, then again he probably had a feeling he couldn't just bullrush against Alvarez

His striking defense I think has been a question mark, nothing significant but a question mark, and he got caught hard a couple times before he got rocked by Eddie

Big credit to Eddie though, his boxing was superb, and even though he only threw a couple kicks, his kicks have looked sharper each fight

Maia is the best grappler in UFC

Silvas only chance is to get a lucky submission on DC like he did Sonnen.

>biggest weakness is wrestlers
>destroyed on the ground by Sonnen and Weidman
>now fighting olympic class heavyweight wrestler

>le get kicked off top control by Mighty Mouse man

>Cejudo is obviously the superior grappler.

Cejudo is a memer who got exposed hard by the #1 p4p

Cap this.

DC is already destroyed from the months of mental pressure build up. He was about to get murdered by Jones, now nothing can bounce him back hard enough to beat Silva.

Jacare is better then Maia he's gotten more medals

That's assuming Silva doesn't get heemed to begin with

>nothing can bounce him back hard enough to beat Silva.

DC is a natural HW and he's fighting a bloated up MW...I think it all just writes itself, even if he goes in depressed he can easily get the job done.

how is USADA aldo matches vs edgar?

Edgar is the favourite. That really says it all.

yes, RDAs chin has been deleted since USADA came in, conor would have dropped him in the first exchange

USADA

Why didn't they give the fight to Bisbong? Keep the meme magic going, he's not going to get another run like this before he retires.

He's a Spaniard

Anderson is gonna go out Chuck Liddell style.

Sad.

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Yeah, but i doubt DC will get drawn into a stand up fight that Silva will be extremely obviously trying to draw him into.

He will likely get hulk smashed into the ground after one of DCs usual one legged tosses

>ywn dance with wonderboy

just fucking kill me now

Anderson Silva

vs

Daniel Cormier

lmaooo