ITT: Objects you cum on
ITT: Objects you cum on
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What the fuck
I like to take their eyeballs out and cum in their eye sockets.
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how old is this jizz?
i bet that smells amazing. do you keep it in your mom's closet??
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Mate...
No idea. I've had it for about 15 years
what the fuck
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What is it? It is a matress or pillow or something? And why wouldnt you cum on a towel which are easily cleanable?
nigga u what, what the fuck is wrong with u
What the fuck
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Crusty. i like
>dat fly nut tho
Every three steps he needs to tighten his knee keke
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I had a jizz towel throughout my teen years. Never washed it. When I went to uni my mom cleaned out my room and found it. It was a little awkward.
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golden liquid
EWW
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what did you say?
why.......
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Corner of my bed room
What the actual fuck
My god thats disgusting. I almost puked. fucking eat that stuff and get cancer
I also like to draw pictures and cum on them.
Care to see more pictures?
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Just wtf man i mean srsly whats wrong with you
Wtf
Shit. does anyone snip this anyway?
Please show more
do you jerk off to these pictures?
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Thought it was normal thing that everyone did growing up.
Don't worry I use febreeze
u sick bro
Kys fucking weirdo faggot
dude what's wrong with you?
Sometimes
Forgot pic
what the actual fuck
fuck is wrong with you people
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I used to have a note pad I used to cum on, always on the same front paper. It looked about the same as your cum spot OP, only mine was a bit more dense and all the way through all papers.
Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. My parents decided to remodel my room and took my desk out where I stored it in, they then threw away my note pad.
>Autumn charm
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what kind of smell occupies your room atm?
Ur mom's face.
>OHHHHH!
>rekt
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see
In my bathtub
you are sick dude
Kys degenerate
nice watermark faggot
I want to eat them they look pretty tasty
Smell of autumn and autism
No idea. My house is pretty trashy right now. But I don't smell anything. I'd have to leave for more than 4 hours to actually smell anything in here and that aint happening.
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I've tried
Pick a chip off and eat it for a webm. I'll give you ten grand.
so many normies ITT its fuckin ridiculous
jesus, is this cum or egg yolk?
Lick the cum off the mattress.
Your mom
IF ROLL DUBS OP HAS TO DO IT
kek
not like that you faggot
check em
im about to puke so much autism
oh sweet jesus
Oh, dont worry guys he uses autumn charm
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Do whatever makes you happy, user
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Why is it brown though, how old is it?
My brother's pillow when I'm pissed.
Fuck.
Mines old. Like 8 years. I probably jizzed on that wall from age 11-15. Still live here alone now. So no reason to move/clean it. I'd show the other wall but theres a 3foot pile of dominos/chinese boxes/containers
I just nut into my toilet. I live in a small condo and my bathroom is very close to my computer.
Can we have a grand tour of your house?
What's your reasons for the pony doll?
jesus fucking christ get your shit together user
I'll take a few more pictures sure. Gimme a minute
I will soon enough. For now I chill.
Why on the wall though?
Do you stand in the corner of the room and pull yourself off onto the wall?
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no no. desk was closer to the corner in the past. So i'd jerk off in my chair and get up at the last second and jizz on the wall.
I think you need love and afection.
>be me
>teenager
>would sit at computer desk and fap to porn
>would stand up and jizz on braided area rug
>did this for 4 years
that rug was disgusting but I was a horny, lazy fucking teenager
oh and it turns out that the woman who lives next door in the apartment on the second floor had a clear view straight into my bedroom
it never occurred to me that she could see into my bedroom until one day I realized I could see her and that must mean she can see me
>mfw she must have seen me standing in my bedroom, crankin' my teenage pecker and blowing cumshots all over the carpet
WHY?
I cum on toilet paper and then put it in the toilet. I am ashamed.
How did that become the thing that you did?
this is getting weirder than tile-fucker
nothing will ever be weirder than tile fucker
Nice.
More plz