ITT: Objects you cum on

ITT: Objects you cum on

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What the fuck

I like to take their eyeballs out and cum in their eye sockets.

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how old is this jizz?

i bet that smells amazing. do you keep it in your mom's closet??

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Mate...

No idea. I've had it for about 15 years

what the fuck

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What is it? It is a matress or pillow or something? And why wouldnt you cum on a towel which are easily cleanable?

nigga u what, what the fuck is wrong with u

What the fuck

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Crusty. i like

>dat fly nut tho

Every three steps he needs to tighten his knee keke

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I had a jizz towel throughout my teen years. Never washed it. When I went to uni my mom cleaned out my room and found it. It was a little awkward.

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golden liquid

EWW
W
W

what did you say?

why.......

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Corner of my bed room

What the actual fuck

My god thats disgusting. I almost puked. fucking eat that stuff and get cancer

I also like to draw pictures and cum on them.
Care to see more pictures?

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Just wtf man i mean srsly whats wrong with you

Wtf

Shit. does anyone snip this anyway?

Please show more

do you jerk off to these pictures?

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Thought it was normal thing that everyone did growing up.

Don't worry I use febreeze

u sick bro

Kys fucking weirdo faggot

dude what's wrong with you?

Sometimes

Forgot pic

what the actual fuck

fuck is wrong with you people

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I used to have a note pad I used to cum on, always on the same front paper. It looked about the same as your cum spot OP, only mine was a bit more dense and all the way through all papers.
Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. My parents decided to remodel my room and took my desk out where I stored it in, they then threw away my note pad.

>Autumn charm

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what kind of smell occupies your room atm?

Ur mom's face.
>OHHHHH!
>rekt

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see

In my bathtub

you are sick dude

Kys degenerate

nice watermark faggot

I want to eat them they look pretty tasty

Smell of autumn and autism

No idea. My house is pretty trashy right now. But I don't smell anything. I'd have to leave for more than 4 hours to actually smell anything in here and that aint happening.

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I've tried

Pick a chip off and eat it for a webm. I'll give you ten grand.

so many normies ITT its fuckin ridiculous

jesus, is this cum or egg yolk?

Lick the cum off the mattress.

Your mom

IF ROLL DUBS OP HAS TO DO IT

kek

not like that you faggot
check em

im about to puke so much autism

oh sweet jesus

Oh, dont worry guys he uses autumn charm

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Do whatever makes you happy, user

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Why is it brown though, how old is it?

My brother's pillow when I'm pissed.

Fuck.

Mines old. Like 8 years. I probably jizzed on that wall from age 11-15. Still live here alone now. So no reason to move/clean it. I'd show the other wall but theres a 3foot pile of dominos/chinese boxes/containers

I just nut into my toilet. I live in a small condo and my bathroom is very close to my computer.

Can we have a grand tour of your house?

What's your reasons for the pony doll?

jesus fucking christ get your shit together user

I'll take a few more pictures sure. Gimme a minute
I will soon enough. For now I chill.

Why on the wall though?
Do you stand in the corner of the room and pull yourself off onto the wall?

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no no. desk was closer to the corner in the past. So i'd jerk off in my chair and get up at the last second and jizz on the wall.

I think you need love and afection.

>be me
>teenager
>would sit at computer desk and fap to porn
>would stand up and jizz on braided area rug
>did this for 4 years

that rug was disgusting but I was a horny, lazy fucking teenager

oh and it turns out that the woman who lives next door in the apartment on the second floor had a clear view straight into my bedroom

it never occurred to me that she could see into my bedroom until one day I realized I could see her and that must mean she can see me

>mfw she must have seen me standing in my bedroom, crankin' my teenage pecker and blowing cumshots all over the carpet

WHY?

I cum on toilet paper and then put it in the toilet. I am ashamed.

How did that become the thing that you did?

this is getting weirder than tile-fucker

nothing will ever be weirder than tile fucker

Nice.
More plz