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hungover sunday edition

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What brand do you use for your tea?

bunda

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There is something wrong in that photo......

Really makes me stink..

>haven't played any video games since last year

usually red diamond

or i make a big batch on my own

WHERE'S BRADLEY????

I wanna have fun not go to work

>drinking storebought tea
Disgusting

No, I meant for the bags

bigelow cause i'm a giant poofter

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Why do you have to work on New Year's

>ywn be a mexican in a late 90s f150 blasting folky doot, doot, doot, doot, bum, bum, bum, bum, dootdootdoot music

red diamond has bags too

ive got a box of them and a box of passable great value black tea from some bbq a while back

I'm out of the shower

>people being hung over
Lmaoing at people that cant pace themselves

Because the Californian manager ignored my request for the day off

you forgot

>at 6am going to your landscaping job

>He wasn't playing videogames with the blinds drawn when the new year rolled over

Casual pleb

>tfw no illegal immigrant gf

>haven't fapped since last year

My parents use Lipton because it's cheap but I'm getting to where I can't stand it

Fuck him to assert your dominance

glowing 1000 degree stainless steel knife vs my cock

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That's pretty hot

Soooo... what's the plan for defeating ISIS?

>tfw buttcrack itches

business idea: I will poop in my hand and throw it

>drinking alcohol

fucking degenerates

gud
did you clean cock?

gibs me dat

>teabags
>not leaves

BOMB THE CRAP OUT OF THEM

itch it. then sniff it

>tfw no Belgian gf to pour my maple syrup on her waffles

Plan of attack: let them establish a caliphate in a small, inconsequential plot of land. Everyone wins.

i poop in hand but was too water

scratch yer asshole and take a deep sniff

Extremely rude

poop in cup hand instead

wait wait wait in the other thread you said you drink red diamond

Of course

can you imagine the shitstorm that would happen if someone set off a bomb there? Not even nuke, just one to take out the muzzie nascar drivers going around in cirlces

HOLY FUCK LYNCH HIM

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Hello Chile!

*starts stomping canada on the fucking ground*

Mahomets plz go

I thought he was saying that he drank the premade shit

now that sober i still think evereyone is a gayfag

does anybody have the picture of the plane flying into it?

*joins in on stomping canada*

Bigelow

I'm addicted to Vanilla Caramel

It's Werther's Originalsflavored water basically

OC buds

Dear Anons,

Today was a good day.

I don't know what to believe anymore

baja will you become my sex slave if i tell the government your my wife so they let you in?

lmgtfy.com/?q=plane mecca

*sneaks up behind Denmark and splits his head in half with an axe*

Read this pls

STUPID SPIC

*it was just a hologram*
*teleports behind you and slapshots your head off with a hockey stick*

fukken eh bud

>On 20 November 1979 two hundred armed Islamist dissidents led by Saudi preacher Juhayman al-Otaibi seized the Grand Mosque. They claimed that the Saudi royal family no longer represented pure Islam and that the Masjid al-Haram (The Sacred Mosque) and the Kaaba, must be held by those of true faith. The rebels seized tens of thousands of pilgrims as hostages and barricaded themselves in the mosque. The siege lasted two weeks, and resulted in several hundred deaths and significant damage to the shrine, especially the Safa-Marwa gallery. Pakistani forces carried out the final assault; they were assisted with weapons, logistics and planning by an elite team of French commandos from The French GIGN commando unit.

France really is a muslim cunt

yes.

I did. im only joking you bud

What's with the high quantity shit posting? Hangover anons woke up?

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*puts wrong size fuze in canada's breakerbox*

That'll teach them

this is me last night

figures a muslim would post this

I'm a very stupid man

*explodes*
*takes out all of the good parts of the USA due to proximity*

overheard some guy talking on the phone about "the algorithm kicking in" and "you get more points with that than with organic comments" on his phone.

He got all secretive when he noticed I was next to him. Did I just meet an obvious Soros shill?

what's your order at denny's?

a cup of water

not a bottle, a cup. give me free water.

yes
you have to act fast before the alien death squad comes for you

Well that was alot more effort to be a smartass instead of just posting the pic. Thank you anyways. I was googling the wrong thing.

MOONS OVER MY HAMMY erry time

steak and eggs.

>states on the border of canada
>good parts

Mexigo gill de gartels!

What about the upper great plains?

>I was googling the wrong thing.
lol wtf. mecca + plane nigga, damn

BRADLEY IS THAT YOU??

Fish n' chips, though White Spot does it better.

>Washington
>New England
>Not the best parts of the USA

How does /cum/ like to prepare their coffee?

is what arnold says true?
youtube.com/watch?v=yd4mLY6ErWQ

with tea, hold the caffeine

>coffee powder
>water
>microwave 45 seconds

blacked, like my wife's bf

hurts man

Whenever i drink coffee is super sweet desu

>brew dark roast
>drink it
I don't add anything to it and I sweat coffee.

In a coffee pot because I can't be asked

mainland Michigan is the only shitty state that borders canada, NOT including the upper peninsula which is pretty much canadian anyway

t. born in Marquette

*still stomping canada on the motherfucking ground*

pls no bully

cuddle with me

Just a bit of milk