The great debate

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jiroo has a jew nose desu

Giroud is the most handsome, by far. I never understood how so many women get wet because of Ronaldo. He's just an average guy with a toned body, uhhh big deal.
But i never understood why so many men get turned on with KIm Kardashian either. Oh well.

Every french girl love Giroud

Imagine being Quaresma and having to be all like "damn, Ronaldo, you fuckin' great, all godlike with your tight passes and incredible shots. I would totally pair up with you, both as a team mate and a friend." when all he really wants to do is have another gypsy orgy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Quaresma and not only run in that field while Cristiano Ronaldo flaunts his sloppy play in front of you, the favorable camera work miserably failing at concealing his slips and chokes, and just run there, pass after pass, hour after hour, while he continues to fuck up.

Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking play but his cocky attitude as every retard at every Portuguese bar screams out he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CRISTIANO RONALDO PLAYS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to be there and watch his womanly fucking goblin feet contort into types of positions you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the capital of Portugal.

You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can hear the "tsuuu" that's breaking out off his deformed throat as he blurts it out to make another one of his three celebration poses, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to be there and revel in his "Masterful (for that is what he calls himself)" play, the play he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the manager calls for the team to pass him the ball again, and you know you could kill every single person in this stadium before the retarded french security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Quaresma. You're not going to lose your salary over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

australia shitposting is on another level

feminine men are big with the teens

girpoo didn't need plastic surgery nor steroids to look how he does today

>giroo bangs one of his french fan girls
>she begs him to go faster
>he cant

>had all the time in the world to pass to greaseman alone
>instead runs like a fat girl and throws a shit shot
>the city of girpoo
arselel really deserve this faggot

>yeah let me give Greaseman ANOTHER shot at glory

nah fuck that lucky bitch.

aside from some dental work I don't think Tsunaldo has cheated

>ANOTHER shot at glory
>the game was 0-0 at the time
girpoo doesn't deserve to win another title in the rest of his professional career

it was not an acceleration problem, it was a lack of skill to control the ball better, see how much of pointless touches he does, he loses too much momentum to fix it.

bump

that's really painful to watch again

>big nose cunt with acne scars
>insecure moor with a plastic face

Hmmmm

Giroud has a huge cock as well. There's a gif of him in the locker room playing with his cock and it's literally the size of a tapir cock

come on just look at this nigga nose

he was channeling the spirit of thiago motta

Lewandowski, Griezmann, Giroud, Mario Gomez, Paul Pogba... top 5

At least Thiago Motta knows how to properly kick the ball, m80.

Proof.

giroud is quasimodo tier compared to cr7 desu

>Paul Pogba

good goy

>insecure moor with a plastic face
top kek

you just know spirou has fapped to crustyanus

Griezmann is the best husbando compared to these two sleazeballs

Just Google "Giroud nu", i don't want to get banned.

Giraud is ugly he has a scrunched up face and kinda resembles an owl

Gignac > Giroud

>Giroud's wife
Absolutely disgusting.

shhhiiiieeeeettttt

that bitch doesn't know how fucking lucky she is, I bet giroo has been balls deep in dozens of 10/10 london britslags

CHI

Bad comparison.
Giroud is hetero.

what an absolute faggot

learn how to dress

t. hottest man on earth
I would like to see your face, I bet you're a fat ugly retarted virgin cuck who faps with pornstars and thinks that every women are like them
for me she's a cute 10/11

Holy shit this guy is terrible. Why is he starting again?

based Höwedes

Me on the left

me in the middle

because Benzememe is suspended

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ughh im female and i want both of them inside me NOW

Slut

>tfw pretty hairy eyebrows
>don't want to wax them and be mistaken for gay

can someone swap faces please. im really bad at this and im stoned and my lol game is about to start

FUCKING PLEB GET OUT

Am I allowed to post this here? If not I'll delete the post and see myself out

giroud

literally nathan drake

>gay general with the occasional whore

take shit somewhere else

n-no homo

Don't be a bigot Hungary-sama

Reminder that Gignac would have finished that or at least made the proper ball to Griezmann.

thank u mr skeletal

Or trip over the ball

it's amazing how much dental work can improve people's looks

think about all of those hot chicks that have had braces and how much uglier they'd be with fucked teeth

makes me kind of mad because I got a decent set of teeth but it's of no benefit

>that brave run by Howedes

How old was he? He's looks way too wrinkled in this pic.

Jiroo belly button disturbs me...

>implying

Martial would've scored that

you niggers seen jiroos profile?
how is this even a question

big noses are beautiful

I'll never understand how people can see a handsome man in this picture, I just don't. It's like when people used to pretend Angelina Jolie was hot or that manfaced blonde bitch with thick ass eyebrows too.

If I didn't knew he was famous, I would assume he's just some trashy thug wannabe who got invited to a fancy party so he tried extra hard to look decent. I wouldn't even question you if you claimed this guy is from this godforsaken country, he looks like a goddamn cholo.

doesn't look like he got any work done desu

you have so much hate in your soul my friend

>great jawline
>great teeth
>nice eyebrows
>perfect skin
>stylish hair
>tall
He genuinely is a hadsome man, there's no denying that

>great jawline
Definitely. But he has an overbite and looks like shit from the side.

>great teeth
Sure

>nice eyebrows
Nope. He goes way overboard plucking them. They're already feminine enough (the arch is not a manly sort of villain-ish one like beckham's, for example) and he goes and fucks them up even further.

>perfect skin
He looks greasy. Again, this is probably just him fucking it up because he doesn't know what he's doing, so he just puts a shitload of expensive creams on his face and calls it a day. He also sports a ridiculous tan all the time; his natural skin tone is not even that pale, but nope, the guy just HAS to look like a gypsy and as plastic as possible or else he'll feel insecure around his equally tacky friends.

>stylish hair
Even greasier, I don't even know what product one has to use to achieve such a shitty look. Hell, believe it or not, even people from here stopped putting a pound of gel on their heads, that shit looked bad in the early 2000s and looks even worse now. And he sometimes picks really really tacky styles (the one in the pic is already a tacky version of a normal haircut but looks acceptable).

>tall
yep

bump

Will they fug straight on the pitch like absolute beasts?

you're just jelly post your pic here for us to judge

>2016
>not plucking/lazering his unibrow

sorry but this one goes to tsu

Giroud hands down

With Griezmann's ass the winner is definitely France

HÖWEDES

James

you mean the great debate for faggot

Says a frienchie.
You won't fool anyone, dear semite.

>Gignac

>finishing

Oh

Shit

dem tittays

She is a 9/10 for her age...

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that's what bothering me. Gameiro Ben Arfa Martial or Lacazette deserve to win that cup more than that faggot who can thank Payet Griezmann Pogba Kante Kos and LLoris for being masterclass and hiding his shittyness

How the fuck did he have so much wrinkles in his teens?

Also how did he change his skin tone? Even if he goes tanning his skin now looks olive and not pasty white like that. Someone pasty white like that would turn orange- red if they got a tan

melanin injections

kekkk you're a fucking beaner saying that CR7 isnt handsome, he's handsome as fuck, and you're just some gross beaner kys

it is totally an acceleration problem, look at how höwedes catches up before giroud even touches the ball
he also kills countless counters for arsenal that way

underated post

Quaresma is being under-used... he can fucking bury the ball from 20 yards upper 90 from the left side of the feild with the outside of his foot