What surprises you most about yourself?

What surprises you most about yourself?

the fact that i managed to turn my life over, get a girlfriend and study at a university

Good job!

That I can actually convince girls and groups of people that I'm alpha by sheer confidence

Even though I'd probably rather not go out

How much social competence I have considering my whole life of social isolation.

How much I can fuck up everytime I talk to someone.

why stupid and retarded people see get a girl friend like it was a good achievment? fucking idiots

The fact that I haven't killed myself yet.

cause its nice being loved and sex feels really good. also i had practically no contact to women the first 19 years of my life. the better quesztion is why are you so butthurt about it?

The fact that I haven't killed him yet.

He already bought his prom dress and was waiting for you to ask

still havent found myself

you will fucking hate her in the long time like i fucking hate my actual wife and hated all of the gf i had

You've got it backwards. I view retardation as an achievement. Have you ever met a retarded person? They are HAPPY.

Please do me the favor.

Happily married /btard checking in. Hating your partner is a form of self-hatred. Other people get to be human, and so do you.

that i stay humble when i could hold the world ransom from a moon base with laser cannons and sharks with knives for eyes.

no i disagree with you. i actually went through a sort of character-change lately and realised that i can pretty much choose what i want to do and what to feel (to an extend obviously). if i am in a negative state of mind all the time i will enjoy life less than i would if im just open and happy. it was kind of an epiphany for me to realise that i am not a slave of my hatred of people. also if you hate your wife why did you marry her? why did you get into a relationship in the first place. sounds pretty stupid to me

it's because they don't know they're retarded. If they were smart enough to know how different they are, they would be very sad

Cause you are acting like being tied down to 1 bitch while she probably cheats on you is in any way a good thing. You wanna enjoy sex then you need to fuck many bitches.

Everytime i ejaculate,i stay rock solid. Wether it be self induced, or one of my partners holes, nothing seems to satisfy my erection. I orgasm sure, but my blood doesn't go back to normal flow until long after not touching or playing with it.
I read up on it a while ago, and appearantly albeit uncommon, it's still a thing with men in their 20's to 30's as i am.

im most surprised about the jews, y u do dat?

Guys my dick is 14-15 cm (around 5.5 inches I guess) can I ever satisfy a woman?

How so? please explain further.

how i am never mad even if i want to be. it's probably just that in most situations i can't bring myself to care about things that would get me upset.

But you don't have a wife. You're a virgin making things up.

I know ur pain Sup Forumsro

>all women are whores
this meme gets old dude go out and meet actual women outside of bars.
men who complain about women being whore are just as stupid as women complaining that "all men are pigs". if you want a loyal woman dont go search in whore-ridden places like bars or discos.

yes.

my gf is 5' nothing and my dick is 18cm
you luck bastard

I always thought when I got with a girl, I'd be one of those guys that could put up with the whining/nagging for sex. I can't, it annoys the shit out of me. Need to find a chill girl or I'll never be in a long term relationship.

i wish i were virgin and happy again

You have a gift my friend, you should try doing some amatuer porn. If its not tiny that is.

still be alive :|

>this
innocent ones are the best

Not even guys with an 8 inch could satisfy a woman.
>satisfy a woman

you definitely can satisfy a woman. there are a lot smaller dicks out there. women like cylindrical objects being thrust into their vaginas in general. try not to be so insecure about your dick.

my unusual crush on a celebrity who i have nothing in common with

Discos? The fuck? It not a meme fucktard its a fact, all women under the impression that they will not get caught will cheat on you.

"Innocent" you mean gullible.
Leave her in a house with a dude for more than 3 days.

that I'm so shit.

no you are just making shit up because you read to many "women hate" threads

My dick is 13.8 cm and Im scared when a girl will see it whe will laugh at it. (around 5.4 inches). The thing that surprises me is how much this blocked me in life.

Despite browsing here for years, I feel no racism to any group. I hate governments a lot more now, but that's just mostly Turkey and Argentina.

I've also managed to do damn well at uni, earn some great friends and have some decent relationships along the way.

I'm about 7 inches hard, never actually measured soft.
Being in pron is unfortunately not all is lived up to be. You are put under hot lights, constantly being dicked or dicking someone else, which might sound good but it's physically exhausting.
Plus entry line porn is usually gay, fetish, or some gross shit even majority of b tards find unappealing.

I've known a few people in porn, got to go check it out myself one day. Shits weird

Or maybe ive been cheated on by every woman ive been in "relationships" with.

Lie to yourself if you want but i guarantee that all women will lie and cheat if they belive they wont get caught.

That I still have not killed my self.

That I'm overweight, I smoke, I have sebaceous cysts on my balls, my cock is only 6 inches long, and I tend to be socially awkward at times, yet I'm talking to 5 women right now who are fawning over my cock and none of them are below a 6/10 honestly.

wp nigger

lol

i am not denying that every woman YOU have been with betrayed you but maybe its because a. you chose stupid bitches as girlfriends or b. you are somebody who the women dont want to be with because you are someone with the opinion that all women are whores. maybe both

>falling for the meme meme

myself* faggot learn to spell

It is a bit weird but thats just because you didnt give it time to acclimate.
Down in miami and tampa they are always looking for dudes, its an undersaturated market. Plus its a fuckin awesome workout plan.

That at the age of 29 I'm putting on muscle after an entire life of being a skinny little bitch.

I have an average penis, I'm getting confident in my sexuality and being able to talk to females.

The fact that I haven't shot up a nigger 'school' astounds me every day.

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Alright buddy, are you some kind of male feminist or something? Leave your girl alone for more than 3 days, see if SOMETHING doesnt happen.

Im telling you the truth here, they ALL cheat at some point or another.

you are probably really fun at parties correcting people's grammar, too right? come on tell me, what did i write wronglylous?

You should start with permanently crippling them. Then work your way up to murder.

ok i believe you mate. you convinced me.

that once i pay my debt i can finally kill myself, considering i failed the first time

Dunst speak truth

I'm most suprised by the fact that I still come here... 10 years later.

that i am still alive after all those times i fucked up, got into shit and pissed people off.
i am a skinny little white boy in a neighbourhood full of immigrants and niggers.
for some reason me being white, having the "right" passport and speaking 7 languages fluently has saved my virgin ass so many times it's unbelievable. my incredible luck also has to do with it
and i am not talking about not getting grounded but there were some people out there who straight up wanted to murder me, be it by shanking me or revenge-curbstomping me (some chimp actually made me put my teeth on the pavement but just then the popo arrived and shot him in his monkey-brain) an other time i pissed off a fundamental religious group and they tried to stone me so i ran to the embassy which was surprisibgly nearer than the next police station
literally, i get into way too many situations like these in my short life, at times i think i have tourrettes for constantly shitting on other people's faces, just last week i kicked a car's front because he got dangerously close to me when breaking ao that i could go over the crosswalk, the driver and i "exchanged some words" and he accelerated to run me over for good
if i had a wife that for once didnt want to cut my dick off i'd have to buy the most expensive life insurance there is

Goddammit...my phone had one job

ok so.. how do you fail to kill yourself? Ive always wondered how hard it can be to jump from a building/ knot a rope/ shoot your head off/ jump in front of a train etc.
and dont tell me you "took some drug and drank a glass of wine but it didnt work mommy"

I agree with this guy. Feminists think all men are pigs, so they treat them as so. Male feminists think women are right and choose to put on blinders when women cuck them.

>never met a feminist who hasn't cheated

how eventhough i am the most awkward guy ever if it comes to anything live/sex related (those girls often tell me right in that very conversation) but i was still able to lose my v-card and just yesterday 4 am i have made out for a solid half hour, we both touched eachother all over (including her boobs/nipples and muh dick) but her airplane was coming so we didnt have time for more, but she said she did want to fuck me because i am cute :)
nb4 someone calls bullshit she just ditched me because she checked my dick and decided it was too small: i was talking to her all night long, i knew very well how much time i had, i even made her almost miss her aeroplane, i was just too awkward to get things going sooner. but hey, eventually the effects of me goong to strictly male schools will wear off, right? srsly, these schools are worse than castration, you want to fuck women, but they are not around and if you meet one you turn into a fucktard because you have no experience in talking to them, fuck my parents and schooling system

I don't have secret agendas or have some evil plans, but I found it's really easy for me to deceive friends and people I know, because I'm always being honest and sincere.

One example was in school when we had a lot of projects that needed to be done for a certain week and I wanted more time to get everything done right and my professors didn't even question why I needed more time.

that i am still alive

I'm good at sucking cock.

Happily married because I realize my wife is her own person, complete with flaws. Hating her would mean exoecting her to act in accordance with my needs and desires at all times. That's not healthy. She lets me be me. That is why we have a good marriage.

That I have EXACTLY the life I dreamed for in highschool. And that I am so fucking sad and depressed despite making 60k a year doing fuckall. Work by myself even. Pic related. It is what i am currently doing...

DO NOT GET MARRIED. I am. I honestlydon't nelieve 2 people should be together for a lifetime. Life's to short to fucking be denied blojays and get bitched at...

It's a bulldozer?

If you crave blowjobs from women and you hate being bitched at and you married into this situation where you get the opposite, so no blowjobs and always being bitched at.

Then just maybe you married the wrong fucking girl. Because there certainly is a lot of girls that would give you blowjobs regularly and not bitch at you.

average dick is 13-15 cm so you are a little above average you memelord

Me too! Except the girlfriend part. Finished uni and got a job, car everything is set.

Fucking females aren't biting though.

Honestly nothing. I don't mean that in a good way, either.

I'm sure no one thinks you're alpha but you...

loading dump trucks full of rocks at the quarry huh?

surprise how my life turned out so badly so far
>30's

My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials, can you say the same?

How much I love being white.

True story. I always envied them. There were a couple of them in my school growing up. One chick only ever hollered in made up jibberish and would sneak up and scare the fuck out of people. All day every day. It's an uneasy fealing always being hunted by a tard but my fucking sides when half drank pops go flying and people scream in terror. Lmao. Another tard we had was similar to Anders the tard. In the best ways. We had to max out one time and he didnt understand hoe to do it. So i maxrd out and grunted some cause "2nd strongest in my class betafag trying to beat the alpha in front of chicks." Mid lift of best weight ever he yells "don't! TOP IT! we don't yell." And fucking SLAPS ME ACCROSS THE FUCKING FACE! Not even mad that i almost choked to death because my spotter was on the floor laughing. Fucking tards man. They not only are generally happy bit make everyone around them happy. You never know wtf gonna happen.

That I won $8,000 on a scratch off lotto ticket that I bought with a $10 I found in my car.

I have terrible luck, but that day I felt like Charlie Bucket in Willy Wonka.

FANTASTIC! Can I go? Fairly certain I am capable of building a bidget "mars rover" we can land it on earth and draw dicks for days. Possibly break into honda and pish asimo down stairs for lols

It is a wheel loader. 938-g i think. CAT. Odly enough bulldozer os about the only machine i cant run. I can get by as ive spent a couple days on one. But i generally fuck shit up on one. Pic related. Similar to my equipment

4got pic

Im a dancer, I have danced for 14 years. I started at nine, but at twenty three my body is literally falling apart. I have arthritis and walk with a cane, lest my knee gives out. The pity in some people's eyes as an otherwise healthy young person hobbies down the road makes me feel sick. I'm really surprised I haven't killed myself yet.

Yeah, my ex gf was like that. Kinda thought all chicks were. Damned sure woulda stuck it out a little longer. Fuck me im an idiot

That I've managed to suceed in anything i've ever done. I feel like I don't deserve this.

Satisfying a woman has almost nothing to do with your penis and more with agreeing to everything that she thinks is right

Yupyup

How can you fee racist towards a group when it's the belief that you think your race is superior, not one race is inferior.

Fellow cripple checking in. I need a cane but don't use one because of this. Walking almost perfectly normal for more than a quick stretch makes me wanna scream in agony. Fuck normies. I'm seriously thinking about bulding an electric wheelchair with 4 high torque motors and lithium batteries. Fuckit. I can move 4 times as fast that way and fucking drift in walmart... got a steel plate and a bunch of screws in my foot. Really fucking awesome since it's raining. God i love being 30 with arthritis... anyone got like 10 feet of good rope i can borrow?