EURO 2016 FINAL

EURO 2016 FINAL

I hope you're rooting for the good guys

I'm unironically pleased with the final matchup.

I hope portugal win, they deserve a cup, at least for eusebio

>best midfielder
>not Renato Sanches

>pogba

end it all

Honestly Portugal have massively overachieved getting to all these semis and finals the past decade or so.

>t. Bayernfag

we definitely eat snails.

is it going to be the semen slurping final like in 2010 and 2014 in World Cups?

Kek. Nice job there Krzysztof

People eat snails in Portugal. Only we like to eat small snails, not the big ones the french eat. But i don't eat them myself.

Catholic? pfff. Our religion is football. Now some statistics might tell you that Portugal is 83% catholic. But that's a lie. Most of those people were just baptized and don't go to church ever again after that.
THe country stops when a derby it's on TV. Church is just full of female old widows

I would say Koscielny is on the same level as Pepe.

>current year
>not eating snails

As a Portuguese dude, I can say this is the biggest piece of shit I've ever see

Baguettes are GOAT

Almost certain. Two boring as fuck teams who are lucky to be there despite having relatively easy draws.

I can't stand Ronaldo's smarmy face and the whole team's pathetic diving but on the other hand how can I ever reconcile the fact that a talentless hack such as Olivier Giroud has a Euro medal while I'm working a desk job?

>Koscielny
>Same level as Pepe

Because you bought into the Arsenal fans meme. Olivier is a good striker. Not a world class one.
Talentless hack would be Bendtner. That's one football player that's pure shit and still managed to get a pretty nice career playing in England, Italy and Germany.

Reminder that Sup Forums's "good guys" always lose.

>not liking baguette

Non-french are truy subhumans

How many of those games have you watched? Most of the Portuguese players between 2000 and 2006 nt played in top clubs.

Portugal is the best team in the world related to the polulation of the cointry

That youg black boy who cannot pass and just playing with his 25 yo athletic body?

Just so you know, we actually eat a LOT of snails.
We don't eat frogs, tho.

>allez les bleus
>puking
seems legit

POOLAND GIVING HIS POINT OF VIEW IS HILARIOUS CAUSE POOLAND IS IRRELEVANT IN LITERALLY EVERYTHING

>easy draws
Not our fault someone let Iceland reach the quarter finals HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WTF I hate the surrendermonkeys now.
I'm a TSUUUmissile.

>eating snails
why is Portugal so disgusting?

how can you put it in mouth knowing what it is and swallow it without puking?

...

- yes we are 90 something % catholic country
- no, we are not poorfags, we actually live pretty well cause our lifestyle is not very expensive, would not trade it for anything else
- no, we actually eat snails and baguettes and fish and even tried that weird polish recipee with rice inside a cabbage, sorry i forgot what it was named but it was good
- yes we are defenetlly the nderdogs

you're missing out on god-tier cuisine

HAHAHAHA

>some sort of meat positioned to form a pentagram on the plate
>sauce is literally green from radioactivity

no thanks frogman

Because it's fucking delicious.

Funny story, I've had a friend that brought some of his Erasmus friends to go and party in Lisbon's Santos festivities and they could not believe it. Once they tasted it with a cold beer they ate nothing else all afternoon. It was Belgian, a Polish and a Chech guy.

> weird polish recipee with rice inside a cabbage
Golubcy

Not for everyone

Literally feeling sick right now. Good diet probably for fatties, show them this shit and they wont eat for 12 hours.

I'm sorry, but there are some mistakes here I must correct, for the sake of fairness and justice in truth.

>0 Refugee Players
Unless this is your meme way of saying Muslims, I'd say Pepe, Nani and Renato qualify.

>We don't eat snails or baguettes
We absolutely do. They're both delicious.

>Underdogs
I don't think we're Underdogs, or at least not to a meaningful degree

>Ronaldo is the best
He's not even the best on his team, let alone the world

You're right with the rest. Carry on.

How the fuck are Nani and Renato refugees? They were both born in Portugal.

>Nani a muslim refugee
but he makes the sign of the cross every time he scores

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUman
>best attacker
>Pepe
>best defender
You didn't watch the tournament at all I guess Przemek.

>portugal has 3 players who are born in France, same amount of french players born in africa
really makes u think

that is it ruskie friend

>2016
>eating frogs
fuck what a time to be alive lads

>not eating a fresh baguette from the boulanger down the street every morning

You must have a really sad life.

I was talking about refugees assuming it wasn't the Muslim meme.

>musgueira
>not a refugee camp

I had a laff

Pepe > Pazdan
don't even try to say it's not true

>atheism is bad
>being rich is bad
>being so shit you are considered underdog is good
>Griezmann is not the best attacker in the tournament
How can one post be so wrong?

>not muslim
so he is not refugee then

>le pazdinho meme
But seriously though, even Koscielny played a better tournament than Pepe, remember that goal scored by Iceland after his atrocious mistake?

>atheism
>good

Back to the containment board you go

Why are Poles such shitposters? On every board with flags Poles stand out as being annoying, stupid and cringeworthy.

Our chan culture transferred to cancerous facebook groups.

Whatever, I can't keep up with the Sup Forums memes.

Nope. You religious folks are the ones that will be on the containment board.
Consumerism and Football are the religions of today's age. Nobody cares about Jesus, who might or might not have existed.
Get into todays times. Shopping malls and staiudms filled with people, meanwhile churches are getting emptier and emptier.

*Tips fedora*

Those little snails in the picture seem alive, dont tell me you eat that thing alive..?

Of course not, wtf.

also, i can only eat those small ones, the big snails i cant get to try em

Actually we eat snails too

The only ones I eat are the small ones where you have that toothpick to take them out of their shell. I didn't even know people ate big snails.

come one they discover fire since a long time too

>that flag
>this tournament
>this sport

Sure that engkek was wayyyy more deserving

yeah bro, people eat those big one we see in the garden and such, pic not related but i figured it would disggust a lot of people who dont read more than 5 words a post

How do you know he's not welsh?

I suppose I would maybe try eating that if I saw it at a restaurant well cooked.

...

He's American, he started watching football after 2014

welsh irish and scottish aren't cunts

If it was against any other team I'd be supporting the other team because Portugal have been utter shit.

But I hate the "French" team.
It's like when Spain decided that Costa was actually Spanish.
Fuck off.

I really don't like seeing Pepe or Ronaldo happy though.

>tfw I'm marrying a cute irish girl
>family seems a bit cold towards me
>I bring black pig chourizo, presunto, queijos da serra to her family gathering
>I cook some migas as well
>they fucking eat it all and then some more
>now they can't get enough of me
>they want to visit portugal all the time
>tfw their daughter got Blacked by Barbosa cock

I think you are from the south right?

I would try eating your sister if I saw her on my bed legs spread.

Who /ABG/ here? I don't even care who wins it, as long as it's not Germany.

How black are you?

Ronaldo black or Nani black?

>Englel being so fucking ridiculous they rather pretend they're welsh
> Knowing that Welsh is to Englel what people from Nord-Pas-De-Calais are to us or what rednecks are to newyorkers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm pale as fuck, you can see blue veins and everything.

I also have green eyes and dark brown hair.

Glik-Pazdan >>> Pepe-Bruno Alves

its not even a debate.

That's fine then.
I'm Irish and growing up my family said
1. As long as they come from a Catholic country
2. As long as they're not black

Most of the Irish have the same rule

i would fuck your boy pussy you little queer, no homo

> black pig chourizo
I have yet to meet someone who does not like this.
Even better is Black Pig presunto, with broa and GOAT azeite with a drip of balsamic vinegar.

Shit man, I wish I was not poor.

I'm Dutch and growing up my family said
1. As long as they're not a paddy cunt

Most of the world has the same rule

kek

NOBODY WANTS TO MARRY A LANKY PROTESTANT FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WINDMILL TULIP MARIJUANA FUCK APOLOGISE FOR WILLIAM OF ORANGE REEEEEEE

lel sure m8, like you would know, I doubt you've ever even met one let alone enough to make a judgement like that

We beat wales, we'd beat them 9 times out of 10, why would we pretend to be them?

gaawd bro, as long as you love him, you should marry him

Btw here's my arm

Sounds fucking delicious.
Portuguese cuisine is really fine, french cuisine is fucking god-tier.
What's polish contribution to the cuisine world ? Roasted jew's eyes ?

>wanting half Dutch kids

They are literally the ugliest country in Europe

>Nobody cares about Jesus, who might or might not have existed.
He existed, there're historical prooves. Wether or not he had superpowers is not known

We're surrounded by uglier countries from literally every side.

Besides, objectively speaking as a straight man, our girls are ugly but our men are attractive.

why do you have a british flag cuck?

i met scotish at Metz, they were friendly af, they paid us beers, and they managed to completly clean the toilets after leaving, in the other hand england fans started riots in marseille before getting assblasted by both muslims and russians, what a shame country you have seriously

I know. He didn't have superpowers. If you believe he did you are a literal retard.

because I'm in your country taking yer jewbs and yer womyn.

It's likely he existed, but to say there's proof is just bullshit. There's a decent chance he didn't exist.

>Being this buttblasted

Portuguese cuisine > French cuisine
French pastries > Portuguese pastries

I met some scots that were first class cunts.

Some scottish fans rioted in manchester and trashed the place when Rangers played at old trafford.

How does that fit into your shitty completely subjective narrative?