At the airport, what do?
At the airport, what do?
Anything to gain membership on the no-fly list. An Admiral Acbkar might be a good start.
>look for airline private lounges
>hang out outside and get someone to sign you in as their guest
>lounges all you can eat free food and all you can drink free alcohol
Enjoy your vacation and chill
Shout "Allahu Akbar"
plant bombs obviously
Yell 'I like mudkips!' and get arrested as a terrist.
If dubs scream Allahu akbar multiple times
Report seeing a suspicious individual.
go hug a security screener
a real bear hug
then kiss him/her on the cheek
then turn and walk away
far, far away
like all the way to the gift shop away
Shoot up the place or jack it and run towards crowd/TSA agent
>Go to airpost store
>buy luggage bag
>Take big shit in suit case
>Leave in middle of waiting area
>???
>Proffit
Bonus points if you write some Muslim jibberish on the tag
Show penis to girls
This or black lives matter.
SO DAMN CLOSE
trips checked
Rolling
Yell BOMB!
Buy booze, get drunk, board plane. Molest stewardess
I'm at the airport as well OP. Dfw
checked
Bah! You got there before me! Bravo!
Then describe self.
Confuse and troll foreign people.
Watch the full episode on airport security in the show Adam ruins everything...
Call 911 and say you have a bomb
"ALLAHU SNACKBARRRRRRRRRRRR" at top of lungs.
>post results
stop taking pics of your leg for starters.
Put your hand in your pants, start jacking it while staring at that girl until she notices you.
inb4 you're wearing crocs
this
Tits or gtfo