At the airport, what do?

At the airport, what do?

Anything to gain membership on the no-fly list. An Admiral Acbkar might be a good start.

>look for airline private lounges
>hang out outside and get someone to sign you in as their guest
>lounges all you can eat free food and all you can drink free alcohol

Enjoy your vacation and chill

Shout "Allahu Akbar"

plant bombs obviously

Yell 'I like mudkips!' and get arrested as a terrist.

If dubs scream Allahu akbar multiple times

Report seeing a suspicious individual.

go hug a security screener

a real bear hug

then kiss him/her on the cheek

then turn and walk away

far, far away

like all the way to the gift shop away

Shoot up the place or jack it and run towards crowd/TSA agent

>Go to airpost store
>buy luggage bag
>Take big shit in suit case
>Leave in middle of waiting area
>???
>Proffit

Bonus points if you write some Muslim jibberish on the tag

Show penis to girls

This or black lives matter.

SO DAMN CLOSE

trips checked

Rolling

Yell BOMB!

Buy booze, get drunk, board plane. Molest stewardess

I'm at the airport as well OP. Dfw

checked

Bah! You got there before me! Bravo!

Then describe self.

Confuse and troll foreign people.

Watch the full episode on airport security in the show Adam ruins everything...

Call 911 and say you have a bomb

"ALLAHU SNACKBARRRRRRRRRRRR" at top of lungs.
>post results

stop taking pics of your leg for starters.

Put your hand in your pants, start jacking it while staring at that girl until she notices you.

inb4 you're wearing crocs

this

Tits or gtfo