>In line at McDanks
>Almost at front of line
>In bounds the largest land whale I've ever seen in my life
>Purple hair, Glasses, Easily 400+ don't know how she's walking
>Shirt reads "This is what a feminist looks like"
>Ohherewego.patriarchy
>She waddles over and immediately cuts me in line
>I don't do or say anything beta as fuck
>She finally gets up to order and literally orders half the fucking menu
>Someone yells "WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THEM WHAT YOU DON'T WANT"
>She glares back "And a Diet Coke"
>Finally this bitch is done
>Your total is $54.36
>Whale pulls out $50 says it's all she has
>Cashier says she'll have to remove some stuff then, whale begins to visibly shake
>Realize this is my perfect chance
>While whale is crying over what food she must give up I step forward holding a crisp $5 bill
>Cashier realizes what I am attempting to do
>My penis begins to stiffen
>Feminazi looks over at me holding my $5 looking at cashier
>I look her in the eyes
>She quickly tries to tell the cashier what she wants to remove from the order but it's too late
>"Don't worry I'll cover it"
>All men in restaurant turn in my direction
>"There's really no need I-I-I can just take something off the order"
>Men slowly begin masturbating
>"Trust me..."
>Men now bellowing like battle ready Spartans from 300
>Feminazi almost begins seizing from the oppression that is taking place
>All women in building sobbing
>"It is my privilege"
>All men begin brutally beating each other while ejaculating everywhere
>Tampons appear inside all women's vaginas
>Women's suffrage is repealed
>Obama publicly stones Michelle to death
>Announces Joe Biden new First Lady
>Tumblr HQ assaulted by entire U.S. Military
>Hillary Clinton bursts into treats
>"T-Thanks" says the whale as she is laying in a puddle of her own fecal matter and tears
>"You too"
>mfw
In line at McDanks
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My sides are gone!
Someone cap this
Include me in the screencap!
>FX
This is a good thread
this is mediocre and done before
witness my sextuplets and derail fuggers
i kekd
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MEGA SATAN
Just like this get.
gtfo faggot
heil statin
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
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Look at those repeating numbers dude
mister dank, my greatest cheers
Nobody is going to read that.
If some does plz summarize.
OP samefag
SATAN LIVES
Checked yours too
wow
worth waiting her for years
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Check'd
It basically says that OP is shit
Get thread
check
I live in Texas and never heard that once
Cha-Cha-Cha-Check 'em
Checked ur check
you asked
Tl;dr op is gross,rude and stupid
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I'm not op
checked yours
you rock
this.
checked both
Checked your checked check
thank you mister Bond
Holy fuckin shiieeeet
This thread has been blessed
Why do you ruin everything, dude?
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Checked
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Cool thread.
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also checkd
dont even know how to do dis
Double Satan speaks the truth,but the origional was about offering a seat on a bus.
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and there again
this thread is singles apartheid
WEEWWWW
You guys are the real MVPs
C'mon, bless me!
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>offering a seat on the bus
theres another version where they are in a bar.
cant believe the amount of people falling for this stale pasta
Super Satan is blessing everyone with gets! HEIL SATAN!
and you were off by one
Do you go to my university? I swear you're my sexist professor who always gives me a grade lower than it should be.
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NEVER BEEN A TRUER POST
Satan is real...
Wejooow g
just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...
Be was just...over 9000
1 off
Check muh trips
Another Copy and paste.
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dayum
OVER 9000
and dubs
Another repeating digits post
Hell yeah he is boii
Double Satan can't lie
Nigger?
REPEATING DIGITS
REPEATING
DIGITS
kek nice bait
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ah hell no!
Who will save us.
I came here from another thread only to see your hexes
OVER NINE FUCKING THOUSAND!!!
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It's a copypasta you moron
same here
Nigger in denial?
youtube.com
Fucking copypasta
keep the bless going nigga
Yes, I go to the University of Morons.
wtf is happening? dubs trips sexts... WHERE ARE THE DUBS POLICE
double satan. nice job.
We need god.
That's nice and all but check this faggot
kys now for sure
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get
I check'd ur 85