Ask a dude who wears girls short shorts anything

Ask a dude who wears girls short shorts anything

If thats you OP you look hella cute.

Why didn't your father beat you more as a child?

It's me

You can't be a genetic defective because homosexuality is a mental disorder, so I guess you have that going for you.

you have no ass in the pants

Kek

Should he have beaten me more?

what kinda shorts do you prefer?

How does it feel to be a faggot?

And you're hella gay. Kys

Hey op, why the girl shorts?

They're very short and fit me well

No shit they are short

Well, alright. You've convinced me, nice girlshorts op

Let me guess. You had a pretty sister who got more attention from daddy? You stupid faggot whats wrong with you

I had (still have) a brother but he left the family house quite early, so he didn't get more attention

Do your balls ever fall out?

OK then what do you think about when you jerk off.

No, the shorts are not that loose (but stretchy) and my balls are not big

the white oakleys make you look like an even bigger d bag. just take some tight levi pants and cut them as short as you want them god damnit. dont be a fucking faggot. i dont want to accidently rape you cause you look like a chick in a dark alley

Skinny girls (partly because I envy them) and dudes having sex

well there's no denying you have nice legs. You could use it to your advantage to fuck so many girls if you weren't such a faggot. Not even sure if this is you the pic is all over the internet how about a timestamp?

How many butt plugs do you own?

Since when are girls attracted to dudes who have skinnier and often smoother legs than they?

Well stop running around and lift some weights retard, girls like tall guys are you dumb?

How's the ballroom in those shorts? Wait, nevermind. You don't need any.

what happened to your ass to make it so flat?

does it hurt when you sit down on hard chairs?

Yeah but that's not my intention to become any bigger

My ass is not as flat as it looks but true, I don't have big bubble butts

you intention are to eat 500 calories a day and run around and hope buff dudes look at your legs you fucking homo. Just kill yourself

I don't count calories but I guess it's more than that. I eat 1-2 burgers a week and I'm not that much of a carrot eater on the other days as well

You would love prison

put on some panties then post photos

I guess I'd seek to be some alpha's girlfriend

What does cum taste like?

From sweetish to very bitter

this is what this faggot really looks like. he changes the perspective of his photos to appear thinner than what he is. what a joke, your photoshop skills suck, brah.

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Nice try. The ball on the right is a little oval and my shoes are bit long but still, nice.

It's OK everyone! He's not a fag. He's European.

Ask a shorts who wears short girls anything

phew i was worried for a second there

Time stamp faggot show the one you wear right now. Might cum for ya if real.

What's your diet consist of?

Happy now?
Sry for the shitty quality, I don't want to stand up now.

So was i

Probably good genes and I don't eat much (eg I cant eat a burger with double meat or with fries)

Btw here's a photo of those shoes

If its not enough that youre gay, you have to be a faggot as well?

Alright, now show some booty in those shorts, would be even happier.

This is how I'm complete. I'm actually wearing pink socks too that match my shoes, tries to make a photo of them but due to the perspective my legs look insanely thick, I'm definitely not gonna post that.

The matching socks

Why are you such an attention whore?

Just provided some backup to the timestamp

Booty shot faggot, where are the booty shots.

Why are you making these threads almost every day?

You make this thread like 4 times a week you clearly want ppl to tell you how nice your legs are

They tell me I'm a faggot much more

Whatever, fat legs.

i just.....
i can't.
the fucking plagarism here.
you people are chill
literally shaking right now so cold.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
Really tight around my balls
Runners rash
No draft protection
Weird looks
Unwanted attention
Thighs chafing
Vestiphobia
fat shaming
off season flourescent colors
the list goes on and on.......
the S word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or am i not wearing these pieces of SHIT right??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet... You have a well adapted plumbing network.

Hehe you probably know this is what I do not want to hear, luckily I know they're lean, I'm often reminded about that irl

Where did your ass go?
Also, what do you think your punishment will be in hell?

For what?

You alright, mate?

Why do you make this thread every day?

For being a faggot, instead of an hero.

I don't know, what kinds of punishments are there nowadays?