Guys what's wrong with my dick?

Guys what's wrong with my dick?

eat it

Is that fucking smegma?

is that a fking Durian?

I don't know where you buy your lychees, but that is worryingly unripe

u put a thing in your fo skeen
take it out, it should still be fine

You have foreskin.

Only ever eaten the canned ones, I had no idea what they were supposed to look like.

Ah, one of these foreskin killers. Tomorrow your dick will turn yellow. Finally, it will fall off.

looks fine to me

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Goku, that you?

It's a lychee :)

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That explains why they didn't taste that great.

Just rub it off. If it dosen't rub off, go to a doctor. Now.

You say that to my fucking face

I meant the unripe ones! Unless you are a vehement defender of unripe lychee, in which case fight me irl, bro.

Why does that corn have foreskin on it?

I'm 12 and what this be.

Bridgie here
You are a pinecone.

this is corn with bacon
tasty