Wake up

>wake up
>you've slipped into an alternate universe where pic related is Europe
How would things be different?

Raping German girls would be a thousand times more convenient.

I would be slightly less sad while I jack off every day

>two shitholes trade places
nothing would be different

Why Europeans always say Poland and Russia is a shit?

Many reasons.

Some of Russia is literally Africa-tier while with Poland it's mostly just them being memed on because of how nationalistic they are like we are.

Poland is unironically poor as shit, the average pole makes the equivalence of of 400$ a month (might even be a stretch), naturally their economy is adapted to this and things are typically a lot cheaper there but on the global market they have a long way to go.

They are rapidly catching up though.

Bильнюc нaш

Team up with Britain and Poland to bring capitalism and democracy to Europe, obviously.

>wake up
>you've slipped into an alternate universe where pic related is Europe
How would things be different?
For me, nothing would change

Poland is pretty shit too

T. Lived there for a year

It's not really bad so much as countries next to it are really really good.

>we will get less shit neighbour
okay

Does this means NATO gets all that resources and shit ?
Where's the fun in that?

It is really bad in some places. You are delusional if you try to deny that

Also:
>Lithuania
>Belarus
>Ukraine
>Czechia
>Russia
>Slovakia

>Good

Meh at best

Freeing Turkey sounds fun.

Annex Prussia, Silesia, Pomerania and make Russia a landlocked country again

Freeing from what?

Islam.

It's not worth the effort Turkey without İslam is also poor and corrupt , an example sits right at the other side of the Aegean

Fair enough. In that case we will free it for Byzantium.

Byzantium was also corrupt , not much poor but corrupt enough to fail.

But there will be less Muslims there, that alone should improve it.

Religion doesn't make you corrupt , lust for power and lack of loyalty does.

I would constantly wonder how the fuck we have some German towns over there.

It does make you stupid and violent however.

>i'm now poland's favourite meat trader
You can have all of it, ukochany.

why was it so bad for you?