Kill me my dad just walked in on me jacking it how do i fix this

kill me my dad just walked in on me jacking it how do i fix this

give him a blowjob

Should have looked him straight in the eye and finished, be the alpha male.

This post screams underaged

that is fucking disgusting

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Jerk him off too

Ha! I'm sure your old man is no stranger to cleaning the pipes. Shake it off.

now you have to try to catch your dad doing the same thing.

Jack off your dad

i wouldve but he just walked straight put the door
no im just a neet

never mention it again, if he is smart he wont either, pretend it never happened, if he is smart he will as well

compare it when you fight with your best friend for whatever fucking dumb reason and then decide to happen like nothing happened the next day because it is much easier then having an akward conversation.

you have a dick, he has a dick you both masturbate

get over it

Jerk off your Dad into your mouth.

Depends on what happened after he walked in. Did he just walk back out?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

It's his own fault for not knocking.

Your dad jerked off as a kid too. I doubt he really cares that much dude.

just walked back out out

My dad walked in on a shemale waving her cock and cumming everywhere a week ago.
"What the fuck are you watching"
"Sup Forums kinda a blog where people mess with eachother.... haha"
"But chicks with dicks?"

Learn to pay attention and listen. Also, don''t masturbate when other people are home you NEET.

That's a nice ass.

tell him you couldnt finish because he interupted you and ask knock much?

>look him in the eyes
>and finish

Your dad has literally jerked off thousands of times. Shit happens. Laugh it off.

underrated

great pict

uhm, by being a fucking man? at least it wasn't your mom OP. Pretty sure he understands the need to jerk off. just don't make it weird. don't talk about it.

You don't "fix" anything. So you were having a wank. So fucking what?

keEeEeEek

Acknowledge that it happened. Say, "Old man, what happened was embarrassing even though it was a completely normal behavior. I understand that this will never be forgotten, but we should just move on and never speak of it again."

>doesn't masturbate when other people are home.

What a fucking cuck.

i live in my basement and i honestly didn't hear anyone open my front door

Dad done the same when I was younger and said fuck all about it. Unless your father is religious then he will understand because he most likely jacked off when he was younger too, and probablt does it on your moms chin every night so no worries

You know OP I think I'll beat off to this as well lmao.

this

But put your hand on his shoulder when you say it

Nobody's asking the most important question. What were you yanking to?

u have to talk with him about manhood and shit

As a father I would have fuel against my son. He would forever be called the clown puncher at family gatherings.

You suck as a father with your dad jokes

Not nearly as bad as if it was your mom.
Now that shit is embarrassing.

Dad walked in on me once before too. Funny thing is he didn't notice for like 10 seconds while I was telling him to gtfo Haha.

>Meanwhile girl sucking huge dick on computer monitor.

Was awkward at the time but Passed pretty fast. Rest of the day was normal. I told him don't act like you have never done it before. And that's the last that was spoke of it. It's not a big deal. Dudes jerk it. Unless you were watching some wierd porn when caught.

What would you do if you found out your son was a Sup Forumstard? Call him a newfag as well?

He noticed.

your dad jacks off too

Damn OP he's probably just pissed because you didn't invite him in for a wank with you. Disappointed his son has no manners and is such an inconsiderate faggot. Next time invite dear old Dad to jerk it along side you.

Little drastic dontcha think?

Dude it could be worst
My younger sister walked in on me
She just shrieked and ran off

This. If it was vanilla porn you have nothing to worry about other than your stupidity for getting caught red handed

If you're not underage b& then laugh it off, you twat.

If you are underage then just fuck off.

this happened to me once

good thing it was vanilla porn

>how do i fix this
Easy! Vow to never masturbate again, and start dating a negress. He'll probably buy you a Bangbros subscription to stop.

Put an MLP R34 pic on and make sure he walks in on you jerking it to it. Then just say a few magic words:
> Wasn't so bad last time, was it?!

Give his velvety ballsack a nice tongue cleaning. Lift up his nuts using only your lower lip and feel their heft as you suck one into your mouth and squeeze salty ballsack sweat saliva into the back of your throat, then deepthroat his shaft until your esophagus is so wide that you hyperventilate when you take breaths because you inhale so much oxygen at one time, and your burps are completely silent. Then his cum that you swallowed will be broken down by your stomach enzymes and the nutrients such as protein transported to the muscles in your arms and legs and into your bones, the rest travelling down your intestines and your bladder as you shit and piss out father-cum tainted human waste into a toilet.

>as a kid
you never stop jerking off kiddo

>you never stop jerking off kiddo
That goes for both sexes. Why else do you think pulsating shower heads sell so well?

Tell your pops that you are sorry you have a bigger dick.

you gotta jerk off your dad

Not often first reply is the right one.

Move out and never speak to him again, you fucking autist. And learn to lock a door.

He does it too, who the fuck cares.

No fix. Dad faps.

thats some passive-aggresive shit.

It happened to me when I was young. A few seconds of silence and we bursted in laughs. Never mentioned again because natural shit is natural, not because it was something important.

tell him that sexual perversion is normally genetic and passed down from male to male......then leave home

If you give me sauce ill tell you the secret formula.

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Start jacking off agian, and when you are close to shooting your load call him to your room. When he comes in just stand there pumping your cock looking at him with dead stare directly in the eye. When you shoot your spunk lick it off your hand and tell him "that's all, you can go now."

catch him jerking off and say now were even. i wonder if yer dick is bigger or smaller than his.. also a good way to get back at fathers in history is to fuck yer mom. so that is a good fall back option

Walk in on him jerking it, only way. so you cancle the gay effect.

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Just keep jacking at him until he considers it normal behavior and then there's not a problem anymore.

>shake it off
I see what you did there

He is clearly dissapointed that you're hogging all the jerk. share some of that jerk with him.

If you're dad is worked up over you rubbing one out you have a shit dad. Unless you were jerkin off to some fat-dicked dinosaurs with tits you should be fine.

If you were, fuck ya, you deserve your shame.

kill the tension
run downstairs screaming you're blind, they were right