ITT: We predict italian pedo man's scores for 2016 (and 2015)
>Divers, 7 or 7.5/10
>A Moon Shaped Pool, 6.5/10
>To Pimp a Butterfly, 6.5/10
>The Glowing Man, 6/10
>Teens of Denial, 6/10
>Bottomless Pit, 6/10
>Lana Del Rey - Honeymoon, 6/10
>Sleep Cycle, 5/10
>Blackstar, 4/ or 4.5/10
>Avalanches - Wildflower, 4/10
>The Life of Pablo, 3/10 or 4/10
>Painting With, 3/10
who cares
shit thread
If he's such a great critic why does he only rate terrible pop music?
Divers will be 6
The rest he won't even bother to rate
(not true, by the way)
>If he's such a great critic why does he only rate terrible pop music?
What the fuck are you talking about? I can't think of another music critic who has reviewed as many obscure/bizarre albums.
He has a million reviews and is known as an oddball contrarian. You could not be more wrong in every way.
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go to bed scaruffi
mostly agree but
painting with 5/10
teens of denial 4/10
Blackstar 3/10
Avalanches 6/10
>A Moon Shaped Pool, 6.5/10
he fucking hates Radiohead lmao
this.
plus, a moon shaped pool is easily Radioheads most boring album, and it makes a close second for their most pretentious.
if tkol isnt first you're probably autistic
anyway if he gives swans anything lower than an 8 im going to cut myeslg
Vulnicura - 6/10
Art Angels - 5/10
Bottomless Pit - 5/10
Blackstar - 4.5/10
blurryface - 9/10
>A Moon Shaped Pool: 0/10
>Blackstar: -12/10
>The Glowing Man: 2/10 (Amazing!)
Final Thoughts: When will Faust release a new album?
art angels will be his first 10
lol
it's gonna be bottomless pit
He has a reputation for being one of the most prolific music critics ever, yet he has barely reviewed anything in the past couple years. Lazy hack desu imho.
whos reviews are these?
maybe he's so disappointed with music today that he cannot get himself to write anything on it
He said he has thousands of albums in the backlog, and he takes his time and care deciding what to write about an album.
>Divers: 7.5/10
>Skeleton Key: 7/10
>To Pimp a Butterfly: 7/10
>Atrocity Exhibition: 7/10
>We Got It From Here... Thank You 4 Your Service: 6.5/10
>Blond: 6.5/10
>Art Angels: 6/10
>The Glowing Man: 6/10
>Bottomless Pit: 6/10
>Carrie & Lowell: 6/10
>Vulnicura: 6/10
>Teens of Denial: 5.5/10
>A Moon Shaped Pool: 5/10
>Wildflower: 5/10
>Coloring Book: 5/10
>Honeymoon: 5/10
>The Life of Pablo: 5/10
>Currents: 5/10
>Blackstar: 4.5/10
>Garden of Delete: 4/10
>Panting With: 4/10
>22, Million: 4/10
bump
He has to take his time to figure out a new excuse as to why he doesn't like late Swans. He used to say "It's not as scawwy as their early work!" but The Glowing Man isn't trying to be hard.