I kinda want to start getting money.
So I want to do it the easy way...
>Scamming
>Phishing
>RAT 'n' Threatening
But where do I start Sup Forumsros???
I know NOTHING about hacking or computers that much.
Not even:
>PHP
>Javascript
>Etc.,
What's step one?
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picking up a book and doing some fucking research you lazy little faggot
Kill yourself
I did do that.
I understand none of the fucking terms or what the fuck CSS is. I am fucked. I don't know any websites.
>i did that
Try doing it for 5 years
Step 1) Become a Scriptkiddie
Step 2) Help DDoS
Step 3) Get Arrested?
Step 4) ??
Step 5) Profit!
Fucking hell first result
"CSS is a style language that defines layout of HTML documents. For example, CSS covers fonts, colours, margins, lines, height, width, background images, advanced positions and many other things. Just wait and see!
HTML can be (mis-)used to add layout to websites. But CSS offers more options and is more accurate and sophisticated. CSS is supported by all browsers today."
Learn HTML5 or later, JS, CSS (maybe even Sass) and JQuery. Then you'll be set.
If op gets doubles, I post links
But mostly an hero
Fuck PHP don't go for that shit.
>scamming
>phishing
The FBI would be really interested. In the "various ways you'd like to make money"
Trying for dubs
again
again plss
AGAIN AGH
Last one.
Post cock pics faggot.
If it were easy everyone would do it. If you could swing it well, you'd know how to swing it already. Learn a trade or something.
There you go faggot
> easy way
> dont understand what css is
Seams not to be your thing. And its not easy anyway. You will need time and the will to learn much and hard. Just learn pickpocket. Will be easier for degenerate fags like you
okay, last time, if I don't get dubs I'm a massive retarded phagot.
Nice cock. Do webcams stay in the legal lane dipshit.
get fucked by men for money.
I was actually trying to catch someone's attention. I know how to work CSS and to make a very shitty aesthetic website, but that's my basic knowledge so far. I want to know forums or websites that can give you lessons how to program and make your own hacking tools instead of buying it on v3rmillion like every other skid.
While you're still reading, do you have any websites or forums with people that could help?
No, I will make more money than you doing this shit anyways. Fuck off, cuck.
I'm not gay but it's always an option
Well, at least you tried. Because of your endeavor, I give you a name: benjikins
He may have some board interesting to your topic, but do the research yourself. If you are not capable of this shit, then you should earn your money in dealing drugs
I'd rather not spend my hard working money on adult diapers, thanks.
I'll try doing that too. Thanks man.
Gotta help my nigga OP out
Just be a stripper or a male escort , mostly legal.
Yo there's this one scam I've heard about recently that's been proven very successful..
First you to a place that invites you in with a secret code. It'll say "help wanted."
Then, you go in the building and fill out some paperwork and he'll have some secret mission for you to accomplish.
After weeks of accomplishing missions, he'll hand you a piece of paper that's used to scam banks into giving you money. It's called a check.
There you go! 100% proven successful scam
You're talking about making money with shit you need a lot of experience with, which means years in practicing and experience.
Go to Alibaba, start importing shit from China for ridiculously low costs, search for gold member importers only so you don't get your retarded ass scammed.
Look for unique looking crap so retards like you will buy it, gain at least 800% profit...
I started with 40$, made 240$ my first week, 670$ second week and now 2 years later I make 1k$-20k$ a week reselling shit only because I have constant customers now.
Oh, and only use Paypal, nothing else. Trust me.
Kek
Fuck off Dad! Hacking is a job!
Pretending /baph/ is a super sekrit club.
If you want to git gud, take an online course in offensive security. Otherwise go be a skid. Or:
Get a real job you stupid lazy fuck.
I make money selling original usernames on twitter, instagram, psn, etc. I've made 15K from it in my days. Sold one PSN account for $1k to an arab in the middle east, lol
You're a fucking genius.
And those people are fucking retarded.
I'll try that on other social media sites.
Decent body. you could do cam shows. My boyfriend played a 'straight guy' who would cam for cash.
He made pretty damn decent money doing it too compared to my honest living job.
I will do option one, thanks.
I still need experienced blackhats to talk to
Forums please?
N-nice cock OP
how big?
I did that when I was 16, not legal, but I made $700-1k every show.
They were happy and no one complained but I feel like making legit money now.
I feel like making this a hobby anyways.
>implying baph was the link i would have linked to
yeah, sure. OP didn't roll dubs, so I simply gave him appreciation
Damn dude. If you are too dumb to learn, try something different. Like trading drugs.
7.5 inch.
Im not much deep in it. If you want into webcracking you could go to hackthissite. Read and search a lil in stackoverflow. Get linux in anyway. Read Form time to time ob Sup Forums to get a feeling how big the whole it thing in generell is. Start with a programing language and find a Forum for that lang. that you like. You can go to YouTube search for blackhat convention.
And you should keep in mind that this goal will take years.
lol thanks, + first trips haha.
Its all about finding out the email and getting access :D
Might not believe me, but this is me,
buzzfeed.com
I have considered it.
Definitely will try it this weekend.
I am a very committed guy. I would do anything to make this a living no matter how risky it is man. I will be looking forward to that.
I thought about doing this actually man. Not OP here. What are good products to sell?
There won't be many (good)open forums for obvious reasons. Just be social in the groups that you run into while you learn, the rest comes naturally.
/baph/ isn't horrible, just meme as fuck and for new people like yourself. This isn't quick cash, slow down or enjoy LEO cock.
Kek get a shitty program from hackforums (a free one) and send it to people.
Use air vpn so you do not get caught, good luck OP
Yeah I have doxed many people before and got them swatted on streams many times (Not anymore). I have collected many accounts and addresses.
Also, anyone hear about H3H3 getting his info stolen?
Someone stole his SIM card by pretending to be a T-Mobile employee. It's ridiculous, I feel like doing this.
Step 1: Give your computer to charity, because you're fucking stupid and shouldn't own one.
Step 2: Go hang yourself
With css you can hack anything, even the pentagon
Will do, thanks.
He will need php for phishing doesn't he?
Kek.
I'm not this retarded, man.
Just go camwhore yourself if you're going to show off your body like that.
Good products to sell is not seasonal shit, like christmas decorations for example, because you'll be left with tons of useless crap you have to throw away.
Items that are unique for example you buy 100pcs of toilet paper 1$each you re-sell for 3$ let's say you're looking for 300% profit, but if you buy toiler paper with US dollars as pictures you can sell it for x10 more. Unique is always better and it's very, very cheap.
Don't buy electronics or anything that is very heavily sold in super retailers aka something you can easily find in K mart or whatever.
Best item to buy is something you can continually sell all year round, is not too heavy/too big (shipping costs will eat your profits), something that will get you everyday customer base (unique) and something that isn't sold by the big guys because you cannot compete with them.
I've been doing a similar thing for a couple years now, where do you sell your stuff?
I've been doing a mix of Amazon FBA & eBay but I want to expand beyond that realm.
IM PRETTY MUCH TRYING TO HACKENING THIS THREAD AND I ALSO DDOS THE PONTAGOON.
THE IP IS 127.0.0.1.
I WILL HACK YOUR Sup Forums ACCOUNTS I ALREADY GOT YOUR PASSWORDS
HAHA
YOU ARE RETARDED.
THE USERNAME "USERNAME" AND THE PASSWORD "PASSWORD" THAT YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB.
Where are you from?
I'm not selling on Ebay/Amazon at all. I'm selling on the European websites, mostly on the websites in my Country, the profit is ridiculously higher because people from my country usually are not used to this trash and it's very new/unique/exciting for them and are therefore willing to pay a lot more for it. Ignorance is bliss.. for me, hehe
Expanding for you shouldn't be finding different places to sell but selling bigger quantities/different products or even creating your own website if you have a loyal customer base. Depending on your profits you are making you should talk to professionals you can hire throughout the web that can really help you with this because the unexperience on how to expand can really get you stuck in one place for years to come.
Is OP still here
Damn you. Uppercase was not save enough this time
ignore this, first step is a scam
It's mad easy man, use websites like ssndob to buy practically anyones ssn and call up a service they use and recover their shit. I have mad shit on my computer I call verizon about once a day and forward someones shit to my old iphone i use to take peoples shit, never swatted though, been there when vinnie and kms did though, if you know who those guys are.
Yes I'm still here.
I'm from the UK, what about you?
Damn making that much money without relying on Ebay or Amazon sounds amazing.
You're probably right, I'm a bit reluctant to outsource anything for some reason, to my own detriment. :/
Only making around £1k-£5k profit a month, it varies quite a bit.
I have yet to try selling products on a website, I don't really have a customer base but in my experience I'm not great at attracting people to websites and converting.
Thanks for the advice by the way, not often I actually learn something from /b.
What you are thinking about to do
Yeah actually I have talked to Vinnie many times, I snapchatted him. I never truly knew that he was apart of LS until a few days ago. We're kinda like, friends. I reply to a lot of his tweets.
Not that guy, but let this thread die, not many are interested.
Well, after reading this thread without the usual trolling and after 90% of the skiddies abandoned, you may want to try this link. It is a good collection of tutorials.
As I said earlier, noone will deliver you money on the silver tablet. Even as *** you have to work for it.
endchan.xyz
DONT CLICK THIS ITS FBI ABORT ABORT
oh my fucking god dont click this shit
I'm Bulgarian
Yeah the global issue after you've gone through the endless hours of research and how to actually start making ANY kind of profit is how to expand, that's normal and quite hard especially if you're an introvert.
Don't hesitate contacting a professional if you are able to afford it. It's not that expensive and the advices and help you will get is priceless because you will most likely triple your profits within months. You don't need to be great at attracting people to websites and converting, other people will do that for you for money :).
You're welcome mate. Good on you for going this far as to actually profit out of your own hard work. Faggots here don't even realize what kind of an accomplishment this is.
Holy shit
Nice honeypot faglord
Post hole pls :3
Fuck off fbi party van
IM PRETTY MUCH TRYING TO HACKENING THIS THREAD AND I ALSO DDOS THE PONTAGOON.
THE IP IS 127.0.0.1.
I WILL HACK YOUR Sup Forums ACCOUNTS I ALREADY GOT YOUR PASSWORDS.
HAHA
YOU ARE RETARDED.
THE USERNAME "USERNAME" AND THE PASSWORD "PASSWORD" PROOVE THAT YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB.
I'm gonna try to find some weed and shrooms around my area, which is easy. And I'll sell em both online and IRL.
I will definitely try to find some people who know how to hack and scam and ask for advice or ask if they could show me how to use a keylogger. Something like that.
I will be going on youtube and find videos that scam people and use their techniques.
I will also try to take some classes on computer science and some basic shit like that.
You got a decent body, tone up and tan up then hit your nearest fag bar and watch the semen dollars roll in.
Enjoy your mediocre pathetic life, I'm sure it'll be enough for you.
fuck you cunt.
I could make a keylogger for you
Nah, it's pretty exciting for me. Have fun getting a major in something you wouldn't want to do for a lifetime and dying of depression, faggot
What is it?
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"
I would be pleased if you would show me how to "make" a keylogger.
Why doesn't the OP try this guy's method instead of being an edgy faggot?
>is a fucking nerd.
>tries to fool people by posting fake photo as his own self
Come back again and ask when you are honest with yourself.
Why am I even bothering on this site? I ask myself this every day.
People thinking it's an honeypot, even when FBI hosts the Sup Forums servers. Use frickin TOR if you fear private people's honeypots
>exciting
That's why you'll stay a mediocre human being all your life, excited by the mediocre shit every retard does.
I won't major in anything I'll keep expanding in actual business
OP learn vb.net it's the easiest programing language
Because I want do something more exciting not some bullshit that could make me broke in a week if I fuck up just a little bit.
...
Because the OP is a child who has no idea of how the real world works and how to succeed in it, he is afraid and scared unable to do anything else but try to be an edgy haxxz0r until he realizes its too hard and then start selling dope until he gets his stash and money stolen by the local kingpins monkeys and eventually either get killed by niggers or drugs.
God bless this generation.
1. That won't happen if you properly do your research.
2. Better to (potentially) lose a bit of money than to lose your freedom & future prospects.
>What is adblock?
Are you a macfag? I am genuinely interested.
OH MAN, isn't this the freaking truth?
Yeah I am a fucking bum that doesn't want to do generic shit or make a business, it all looks and sounds fucking boring to me.