You know what's funny?

You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

My dad could beat up your dad

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

funny how i work out and run everyday so im a 190 lb 6' 1" guy, but nobody on this board would ever believe.

possiblity of a cuck like you beating my ass is little to 0

The most dangerous thing about you is your tumor growing on your head, you should go get that checked out immediately please.

kys

YOU ARE JUST FUCKING FAGGOT WITH BROOM HAIR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCHASSCUNT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW

Wigga please

B8 as fuck but:

The guys on the set of Hey Arnold are looking for you.

you smell op

what the fuck is this faggot IS THAT A THUMBS UP FOR A HAND JOB FOR ME EH M8?

i have a knife

shove it in your ass

IS THAT A FUCKING ONIONNNNN????????????????????????????????????????????????????????NIGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

u know what's hilarious? using strength to shut down opposing viewpoints.

You're a big guy

you can be big as u want but this will work even for you

Roll

Rolling for this

Thing is, everyone thinks and feels that way, but when it comes to actually doing it, it's simply wont happen. You won't be able to do it, you wont be thinking straight from the rush of adrenaline and, as I previously mentioned, everyone, or most people at least, feel they could do the same and would probably try to do the same, this may throw you of, or they might just do it. Don't start a fight with strangers you'll never meet in person about fighting them in real life, it wont happen.
Stop trying to be edgy, it's cancerous and cringey,
-Love, user

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Goldkek

roll

Rollll

noice

Reroll

>working out and running every day
>not fighting and practicing martial arts every day
weights dont hit back son

Rolling 4 this

Rollin

Yo pyrocynical up in this bitch

>says we talk big shit
>OP talks big shit