Has Sup Forums ever used Craigslist for the hook-ups? How do you weed out real people from bots...

Has Sup Forums ever used Craigslist for the hook-ups? How do you weed out real people from bots? That's my biggest problem.

Craigslist general.
>greentext encouraged

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Bots bots bots has always been my story

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>craigslists
>hookups

jesus dude no

its all murders and stds there, just use okcupid or tinder to get laid dipshit

yeah I'll bump along with you. Was thinking of putting this on but I figured it would get more action here

>be me
>make a craigslist account with a random google voice number from an obamaphone, same day after I picked it up in front of my local Walfare-mart.
>Post "curb alert" for a pleather couch
>get a call at 3 am asking if I can deliver said pleather couch 4 miles away from my house
>Babble with mostly spanish speaking 'ma'am' who tells me it's for one of her 'girls' getting in from cuba and is needed immediately
>ask what her girls do
>deliver couch

iveneverpaidforsexbutideliveredacouchat4amforsomesemifreshofftheboatcubano.jpg

Before there was tinder there was CL. So it's worked before, you know? I'm curious who it has worked for.

.. Well shit, I was hoping for stories and this is a decent one.

Beta as fuck but original as hell. TY user.

I used to use it a bunch for gay hook ups so it works

>no homo

have a couple stories about craigslist, which all reinforce why you should stay away

>be in college
>sell weed on and off for fraternity for bar money
>frat has one nigger in it, looks like carlton from fresh prince, little guy kinda wimpy but nice
>starts getting real weird, never leaves his room
>the brothers think hes on dope or something, steal his phone from his coat one party
>turns out he had been fucking an old white dude from cl
>nobody knew he was gay, had been going on for a year
>some of the texts with his sister were about a positive gonorrhea test and him waiting on an HIV test
>he left school right after, most likely has hiv

No homo but tell me stories.

Are there any bots in the m4m sections? It's hell with anything having to do with meeting women.

I had a threesome with a couple from Craigslist. She was an ugly landwhale and he was a tubby black guy.

I still did because, well, fuck it, why not.

if you can't distinguish something like that from a human being you're probably beyond it. you should just transcend into wizardhood you fucking sperg lord

I had an amazing run with CL circa 2005 - 2008 or so. In fact I met my current wife on there.

I've tried it this past year and wow. sure did go downhill. All responses are bots and since they removed Adult Services sections the w4w casual encounter and most women in casual encounters are now hookers.

back in the day each ad I posted I at least got ONE good response from a real woman. Now after a dozen ads nothing but bots.

but not kidding about back in the day. I kept a word pad on my computer and listed all women I hooked up with from there... from what I remember it was 60+. and the most amazing thing is out of all 60 I only got ghonorea, syphilis and chlamydia... all from one woman. the rest were apparently clean.

>So it's worked before, you know?

if you're a fag and don't mind getting aids sure

If you are straight its 98% bots, 1% undercover cops looking for "roses", and MAYBE 1% desperate absolutely shit women who can't make it on a dating site where they need a picture

Damn... I mean, that sucks, but that's not CL's fault, as much as it was him not being smart.

>greentext plz

pic related

God damn... what city are you in?

hmm i guess i should of mentioned he was fucking an old white dude who lived in a van

so yeah... definitely not smart.

and based on their messages was into some really kinky shit and slave play so...maybe some other shit going on with him too

LOL. In a van!? Wowza... I'd say your frat brother was not known for making good life choices.

check'd.
Just curious, and feel free to flame away like a faggot, but when is the last time you got laid, and by what means?

Also, tell me about your wife and meeting her.

kek @ "Current" too

>but when is the last time you got laid, and by what means?

got a job, started fucking my boss, got fired, kept fucking my boss on and off

last time was maybe a week ago

Honestly, the times ive pulled in the most tail are either working at bars or clubs and making connections

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what do you want to hear? I have probably met guys with it about 8 times but it is more work than grindr and it is generally an older creepier crowd. I had to usually shift through about a 100-200 emails before you find someone either sane or hideous. I use grindr and a4a mostly now if you are in good shape you will be drowing in guys or if your straight in decent shape with a bigger than average dong you should look in the threesomes, there is a bunch of cuck shit that you could be a bull for.

here is my ass

>no homo

Miami or miami area?

Not a bad land, user.

Personally I don't like meeting chicks at bars/clubs. I'd rather go out with no expectation, have a good time, get ripped, and if I meet someone - chill. But expecting it can put a real damper on the night if it doesn't pan out as you 'planned.'

Working on these spots, however, is a fantastic fucking way to meet women - cuz you're stuck there anyway. "Social networking."

Still fucking former boss? Ever use internets to successfully get pussy, or not your style?

I met up with a guy
He had another guy lined up before me so he ditched.
The guy he was supposed to meet ditched him so he got back with me.
I sucked his dick in a parking lot.
It was small. Very disappointing.

check'd

I don't know a4a - what is that?

And I'm interested in where you'd say I look or 3ways or being a bull... and no, I'm way too straight to even play a little homp.

In terms of stories, greentext your most crazy 'gay' experience via CL.

You're a dude I'm assuming?

And yeah, internet ppl are always flaky.

He at least return the favor?

a4a is adam4adam it is kind of like grindr.
for the bull thing it is in the MW4M section there they are all in there you have like early 20's couples looking.

and my craziest gay story was on grindr I guess I could post it

>be one year ago
>24 yo bi in the navy
>6'4" bottom super masc but smooth
>chatting up 30 something top on grindr
>swap pics finally plan to meet at his place
>turns out he like 5'6" and super timid
>sit on his sofa and start chatting
>goes on for about two hours
>get on the subject that I have a ton of guns and go shooting all the time
>he is scared of me the whole time
>i'm just trying to suck dick
>finally says he is too intimidated by me to do anything
>dissapointed go home and jerk off
>be December
>at the new star wars move
>check grindr same guy messaged me
>he just got a handgun and remembered I knew a ton about them
>wondering if I would come over and show him some stuff
>says he will pay me $60 for one hour
>fuckit.jpg
>go over to his house
>he is still super timid and quiet
>show him the grip basics, stance, and how to field strip his new glock 17
>one hour later says he learned a lot
>pays me $60
>says he is interested in more lessons later
>leave and drive home
>mfw i am a bi firearms instructor for hire on grinder

>24 yo bi in the navy
>bi in the navy

Pretty redundant, fam.

Craigslist works but as others will say, it's very hit and miss (way more miss than hit). I've had several hookups that way, even found a sweet older lady that I fucked all through college, but the vast majority of the time you'll be sifting through bots and the odd dude.
Some general tips if anyone gives a fuck:
>make your own post, obviously use a fake email - since 99.99% of the female postings are fake, while you'll attract spam you'll also get a girl replying once in awhile
>having said that, still reply to some you think sound legit. Keep in mind that even tho the females looking for males section isn't explicitly casual encounters, people are people and you can still fuck them. Also of course most of them are fake.
>NEVER USE REAL INFO, not at first if ever. DO NOT FORGET THIS. People are fucking crazy and desperate.
>Any ad sounding too good to be true almost always is. Any ad asking for "party favors" means meth. Any ad asking for "donations" means money for meth. Always always ALWAYS assume meth.
>You will always get replies from dudes. if you're into that, totally cool. But if not just be aware that a lot of dudes are into the "sucking off a straight dude" thing. No big deal, just something to know. "Hey no big deal bro, a mouth is a mouth bro, just two dudes on the DL meet me on the street no one knows hit me up bro"
>Semi-related to "too good to be true", try to avoid dudes looking for someone to fuck their wife, two girls in a motel, or similar. See above, meth.
>OBVIOUS but assuming you meet some slut, use a fucking condom no matter what. There can't be an exception to this. If she has an issue with it it, assume she has something or has a reason to not give a fuck. Both bad.
>Keep in mind even the fat chicks get to be choosers due to the insane M:F ratio. Similar to pretty much any dating site, including tinder. Be friendly but aloof, stay confident, don't be afraid to drop em.
>never use real numbers. You can use a burner phone or a burner app.

kek the jokes are true.

>Still fucking former boss? Ever use internets to successfully get pussy, or not your style?

I got some through okcupid and tinder but neither were great experiences in comparison

heres each

>fiance died, lonely but total shut in
>start with okcupid
>meet ok looking girl, nice eyes, no body pics
>when i meet her she has the body of pepe in pic related, no tits, all ass
>also has a BROKEN TOOTH IN HER MOUTH WHICH IS ROTTING
>fucked her anyway with no kissing and broke contact

Tinder:
>couple years later, just bored and horny
>hunger for chubby girls increasing
>find cute curly haired kike with legit giant tits
>shes all about female empowerment and dumb shit like that, turns out to be a big girl (like 6'2 and hefty with E cups while im only 6'1)
>makes me watch steven universe and eat pizza before we fuck, talks about how she never wants a bf
>pussy is ungodly tight, she cant give head, screams too loud, too sweaty
>when done, she immediately starts talking about how it was the best sex shes ever had and that we should date

>ffw a week
>shes texted me every day, finally respond
>meet up with her at private bar
>turns out to be a black power/black panther type bar and im white as snow
>break it off the second "dont call me nigger whitey" comes on the jukebox and walk home

whoops, this is the pepe i meant to post

To add, some additional info on weeding out bots:
>obviously, any reply asking you to go to a different site
>the post won't match the title, as in "milf looking for studs" and the age is listed as 19
>instead of city or specific location, only a county is indicated. Real people don't type their county, at least not on my local craigslist. Always easy giveaway.
>double or triple posting of same photo, or related:
>super obvious google search for "hot slut" photo
All in all, the tips for weeding out bots are really obvious once you get used to it as long as you are a real person.
ALSO, one more tip while I'm thinking of it:
>AVOID NIGGERS. I know that sounds super mean and racist, but most of the crime you will encounter will be from black chicks, and WAY more black hookers have pimps than their non-black counterparts. Also way higher stds, assuming you actually meet one. It's a diceroll either way, up to you.
Should stress there are clearly exceptions to most of those rules, except the condom one. Seriously, use fucking rubbers HOLY SHIT. Some cunt who had a bad day will have 0 issues giving you something if it makes her feel better for 10 minutes and she will literally never see you again.

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I never got laid off of CL but had a shitty date there once.

You stupid fuck CL died years ago. It's all bots. There are 100 fold better websites but since your a newb, I wouldn't guide you to gold.

I'm not an expert, but some better sites would be:
>adultfriendfinder
>ashleymadison
>okcupid
>eharmony
>arrangementfinders
Not all of those are great, and there are literally dozens of each type of those, but those are semi-decent ones for finding hookups. I've used two of the arrangement finder ones. They are like golddigger/sugarbaby sites, but a good percentage of the sluts on there will bang you for a "date". It's basically banging a cheap hooker, if someone was into that. Normally single moms or chicks in college who are dipping their toes into escort type stuff, but it's more escort-lite.
Kind of sleazy but whatever.

Well you know the mainstream sites but you don't know the Sup Forums equivalent of hookup sites.

Used craigslist to find another guy for a mmf threesome my wife and i had

me too. what was your's like?

I think that would be truly terrifying, and at the same time strangely fascinating.

You got names ?

Amazing. My wife said it was the biggest she has seen.


He kinda stole the show;)