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Slovenská frajerka 2017
Slovenská přítelkyně 2017
Slowacka dziewczyna 2017
Tót barátnő 2017

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Wake up, its 6 already, Mr Shekelberg wont be happy if you are late

Guten Morgen

Who is your favourite MK character?

Dobré ráno

She is really cute, who is it?

And where is Mr. Liechtenstein

so i've decided to move to v4

and have been doing some research and google mapping to see what the different countries look and feel like

and the thing i'm most shocked by is how poor everything looks compared to where i'm from. granted i'm from the extreme upper class in america, but damn

i don't mean this necessarily in a bad way because i think america is way too rich and liberal. i think there's a certain humanity and nobility to living with less.

my only question is: what the fuck happens in these countries? like it really seems like they have a more countryside/folk approach to life, it's very cool but to an american seems practically impossible

>so i've decided to move to v4
why

lol

Just move to E-stonia.
Did you know there's fucking FREE WIFI. IN THE FORESTS of E-stonia?

Forget v4 they suck lmao it's all about E-stonia you know what I'm saying

fuck off we're full

estonia is fucking empty

i'm surprised russia doesn't just invade the 3/4 of the country that is totally empty

This is a parody right? Fuck off they're full

I can only tell you what I know myself - Czech Republic is great but it's fucking full.

Why is it that a normie has never used the words "full" to describe a country? It's always these Sup Forums losers lmao

kek

nice meme

do you happen to be a rich polish-american jew by chance
pls move to hungary and spend your hard-earned shekels here

i'm norwegian-swedish

i'll be bringing >$1,000,000 over but most of that will go into a business

right now i think that slovenia actually looks the nicest but i don't want to move somewhere that gets cucked by refugees, SJWs, and liberals, so it might not be an option...

It's something that everyone knows but not everyone says, normies don't pay enough attention to create a term for it because they are busy with their lives.

Also
>being normie on 4chingchong

Well Slovenia isn't really V4 so I don't think it follows same common policies

You have to be a parody

nope

slovenia doesn't which is why i'm concerned because it could go full rapefugeed like sweden or germany any second. it's not a big country so it wouldnt' take much.

this is why i'm more attracted to v4, because you guys don't fuck around

You're not going to learn Slovenian.

wherever i go i'm going to do my best to become invisible

with that said, i've heard slovenian is heard. people told me the same thing when i lived in shanghai, and i learned mandarin to a conversational aptitude in 2 years

You have a very meme understanding of life in European countries, you should spend time maturing in USA before turning up here.

People don't talk about politics in real life for the most part, you don't speak any of the native languages of v4 and I highly doubt you'll be able to learn them.

hard*

i don't talk about politics in real life, italy, stop replying to me by the way. i just don't want to move somewhere that becomes little africa in 2 years time.

Well yeah, I am from Eastern Europe and it is quite different than Central Europe that V4 is, they are more civilized than EE (earn more, have cleaner environment etc.) but at the same time right across the border you have countries like Germany and Austria where you earn ten times more for same job. But if you aren't going to be "working" then yeah V4 is a lot more cheaper and I guess good place to invest.

Also this I really doubt anyone is going to speak English to you in any of those countries.

>Asks for advice in thread
>Stop replying to me

Ah le classic rich american, stay away from this continent please

what happens in america?

POoo poo pee pee for the most part

literally all your posts are basically "you're a retarded american". that's not advice.

yes the money will go much further in eastern europe, central europe looks comfier, but i'm actually looking for somewhere a little more "rustic" anyways.

if people don't speak the language, i'll just learn it all the much faster. it's not a problem. i really enjoy learning challenging languages. it's probably the most fun part of moving to a new country.

basically just a million different variants on "shopping" aka "consumption". americans eat, buy, and hoard shit like no other country.

i fuck you in the butt HAha

fixed it for you

oh well you fixed it yourself

A littlelanguage lesson to get you started:
Kurva - universal swear in all of v4, literaly hooker
Jebať - to fuck, works just like in English
Pivo - beer, Sőr for magyar version

My advice was you should spend more time at home and construct a realistic view of life in v4, you seem to have a view of these countries totally informed by Sup Forums, you're not going to find some "rustic" conservative paradise, go to Budapest, Prague, Kraków and tell me life is not roughly the same as any other growing city in the world

hello is fashion user here
should i get assc

the only problem with V4, that we have or own niggers, pic related

Well cigany only steal and sometimes fight fair and square, read: 40:1

i'm aware slovenia isn't v4

i said it looks the nicest but i dont' want to risk moving there, the chances of "refugee enrichment" are too high. that's why i decided on a v4 country.

i know kurva from my polish ex gf, pivo from my vacation in budapest JEBAT' is new tho lol, i doubt its anywhere near as versatile as "fuck" in english, especially the way the people in boston use it...watch and behold...
youtube.com/watch?v=pw0UOYHZ6FA

ItaLY PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. i am extremely well lived and travelled. i'm 30 and have lived and worked in shanghai, brussels, los angeles, NYC, and moscow.

i'm just trying to escape the fucking USA, ok? anyone who has lived in a USA city knows how devoid it is of any substance or culture. it eats at you and eventually consumes or destroys you. Even PRAHA which is TOTALLY cosmopolitanized and basically a tourist-trap of a city (as far as i'm concerned) still has far more character and culture and charm to it, although I'd never live there because of how commercialized it is. if you think for one second that budapest is not more conservative and not more rustic than new york city, i don't know what to tell you. yo'ure just flat out wrong. i've spent significant vacation time in budapest and it is significant more cultural, more rural, more conservative, more hospitable and habitable, and more rustic than any major american city.

yes, but in america. we basically worship niggers and nigger culture. the average gypsy might even be worse than the average american negro but at least they won't be taking over your culture any time soon.

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i'm aware slovenia isn't v4

i said it looks the nicest but i dont' want to risk moving there, the chances of "refugee enrichment" are too high. that's why i decided on a v4 country.

i know kurva from my polish ex gf, pivo from my vacation in budapest JEBAT' is new tho lol, i doubt its anywhere near as versatile as "fuck" in english, especially the way the people in boston use it...watch and behold...
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IRELAND PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. i am extremely well lived and travelled. i'm 30 and have lived and worked in shanghai, brussels, los angeles, NYC, and moscow.

i'm just trying to escape the fucking USA, ok? anyone who has lived in a USA city knows how devoid it is of any substance or culture. it eats at you and eventually consumes or destroys you. Even PRAHA which is TOTALLY cosmopolitanized and basically a tourist-trap of a city (as far as i'm concerned) still has far more character and culture and charm to it, although I'd never live there because of how commercialized it is. if you think for one second that budapest is not more conservative and not more rustic than new york city, i don't know what to tell you. yo'ure just flat out wrong. i've spent significant vacation time in budapest and it is significant more cultural, more rural, more conservative, more hospitable and habitable, and more rustic than any major american city.

yes, but in america. we basically worship niggers and nigger culture. the average gypsy might even be worse than the average american negro but at least they won't be taking over your culture any time soon.

Nice deleted post my Canadian friend

These are the various ways this word can be used, the last one is a politician who does not keep promises if it is not obvious

what's the difference between a zjebat' and a najebat' ?

Zjebať - to fall
Zjebal sa zo schodov - he fell down the stairs
Najebať - to get drunk
Je najebaný - he is drunk

Slovenia mentioned

lmao nice Sup Forums memes, loser

>having your country ruined is a meme to your average slovenian

I'm sure you're an expert on my country. Can you even point to it on a map?

>he'd rather argue with an american than explain why his country won't bend over for the refugees in the future

interesting

Protip: it's not my country

Because
>nobody wants to stay here
>our capacities are extremely low
>Slovene political and bureaucratic system is a post-socialist mess that burdens citizens, let alone non-citizens
>politicians do not want to commit a total political suicide

I wouldn't even have to write this because Sup Forums-kiddies like you are the least informed on anything regarding the situation in Slovenia but there you go.

yeah man you're located on the istria right?


how u doing friend?
:^)

"lol"

Its time to do poopy o no

>Even PRAHA which is TOTALLY cosmopolitanized and basically a tourist-trap of a city (as far as i'm concerned) still has far more character and culture and charm to it, although I'd never live there because of how commercialized it is.

>commercialised
You mean expensive?
What are you even trying to say? Please elaborate

Check his flag desu

Even though i love my city, i gotta say that Prague is the least Czech place i ever visited in ČR

bohemian just means "degenerate" out here in western civilization

>out here in western civilization
otherwise known as Sup Forums memes

>us
>civilisation

If you want to live and do business in Poland prepare you ass for mad bureaucracy. This is fuckin hell. At least living there when you got monies is pretty comfortable. Best business you could do in western's cities. They are ugly af but are also growing fast so there are cheap workers.

i'll shoot you for that

how old are you?
20
nás taky

only poland is safe from this menace

ez annyira elkeserít
és semmit nem lehet vele csinálni

Chill day at work 2bh

Quite pissed off too tho
>person calls to our newspaper to put up an ad
>renting a room to a girl
>few hours pass
>another person calls
>renting a room to a girl

wtf why is this discrimination even legal
it is impossible to find a place for rent as it is

Niggaz on ur streets gonna do it faster

they cant aim for shit

So why so many muricans die every year on streets murdered by them?

I'd like to interject for a moment. America is a nation of Europeans under an Anglo-Saxon based culture. It is not a philosophy and these black people cannot ever be Americans nor do many of them consider this to be "their country".

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thank you czechia

your only historical figure worthy of note was a very impressive musician

we are glad to have given him inspiration in america to write symphony 9

its okay to discriminate men

its 2017 for fuck sake!

so is the "its 2015 argument" finally defeated?

>2015
a bit behind there buddy

believe it or not the year 2015 was an argument used against donald trump during the election

and yes our election lasted for 18 months

t. Barron Trump

muh dikk

its
>2017 cant be bad as 2016 was
now

>can't

it ain't gonna get better
this guy not even president yet
>2018
if trump doesn't shit the bed the GOP might get even more seats
>2020
redistricting time in an overwhelmingly GOP controlled country. you're getting fucked again!

I totally expect RNC betrayal

>zajebat' in Slovak
>to fug
>zajebać in Polish
>to kill
really made me think

>throw a firecracker at kebab
>get kebabed

oh Poles you are so silly

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Is kill in slovakia too, depending on the context

>frajerka
frajer in Polish means a sucker or a looser

bydło got what they deserve 2bh

also to steal something

this Tbh
like a bunch of retarded monkeys

v4 oldfig dropping by. Glad to see you finally stopped with the namefagging bs like "trami" and "choco". But where is magyar cigany? Did he finally hang himself?

yes

His spirit is with us

>t. christfag

where's kandinsky though

What is your new year's resolution?

I'd like to get my shit together

tot

noporn2017
3 weeks in CZ
visit Bratislava or/and Wien

>your new year's resolution

If you'd really want to do something, you wouldn't need a special occasion to force it
resolutions are dumb

>find a job
>finish MA
>learn a new language
Life is all about special occasions mate

Nope. I used to be referred as "movie reviews user" in those v4 regulars lists on pastebin

quit smoking
work out more

What language do you want to learn

Life is about literally everything, thats the fucking point of it

>see "restyled reply opinion poll"
>think "finally i can say my opinion about this shitty new feature"
>"For Sup Forums Pass users only"
Hiroshima is getting really desperate to force people to buy his shitty passes