/hoc/ dog edition

>tfw no hokkei

finland and america

Remember that time the >shorks almost didn't >shork but then they went and >shorked?

>using toilet paper
>a leaf

Hudler fucking sucks. Gib shipachyov pls

>want to watch based pulju tear the league a new one
>have to watch the boilers to do so
Truly the darkest timeline

>rags

>you have no hockey to watch so you fall asleep from boredom
>you begin to have a strange dream
>you are being chased by the ghost of Gordie Howe!
>he chases you down the halls of the hall of fame, throwing elbows all the way
>just before he checks you into the Sup Forums boards you wake up.
>you stumble out of bed to discover....
>All the teams have been turned into the Red Wings!
How do you change them back?

Nice digits.

The Wild are going to win the President's Trophy next year and there is nothing any of you shrimpdickedcuckolds can do about it

>mild blots scf
Wouldn't even mind

Shut the fuck up chubbs , presidents trophy is a curse

Would be pretty comfy desu

It hurts desu

When will they announce Vinnys jersey retirement?

Aren't his ankles like nonexistent?

Have fun going up 3-2 in your first series then choking in games 6 and 7

He can still play for a year or two but he wanted to play at home at the end of his career with family.

Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?

every canadian team lol

>rags

Which canadian team is tied to two dogshit "star" players at ridiculous contracts for the next decade?

which canadian team is ever going to win the stanley cup? the wild can recover in a decade but cucknadians will never win again lmao

oh so you actually don't know anything about hockey and are just Sup Forumsposting
I see

the snes will win the next canupk

Our year

check em

>our
fuck off

>the oilels will ever do anything other than lose and keep getting top 5 draft picks

>int poster is a laffs fan
Lmao

>s.. stamkos is going to the leafs he was lying about wanting to stay in Tampa
>y.. you don't know how pro sports work
>w..well I really wanted hedman
>b..but transvestites

no, im an oilerade as much as you are

>int caitlyn is a debbies fan
>he thinks I am a laffs fan

>cucknadian high schooler thinks I'm a debbies fan
Leeeeeelmao
>literally has never seen his team lift the cup
>will never
>50 years

Montreal

>Sup Forums caitlyn forgot he got EXPOSED as a debbies fan
does estrogen ruin your memory?

weber and ...

>tranada

Must've ruined yours because you think I'm someone else.
How's the laffs perpetual rebuild going?
>0 post expansion wins

Carry "glass knees" price

Their coach

>mfw I spawned a meme

lel

price is signed until 2018
Does estrogen ruin your adding skills? Or do you just not know a single thing about hockey?

I don't get it

You a debbies fan? You seem to have a lot of pictures of them.
And transitioning too? Your pm is so proud
Price will be signed for life. Nobody else wants him. He'll sit on the bench, if he can, for the rest of his current deal

Because you're retarded and have never played hockey.

>american casual pretends to know hockey banter
>googles terms used by hockey players
>fucks up
>gets laughed at

did you miss the part where I said a decade?

>He's STILL mad he got baited

lel

Sounds similar desu
>canadian team pretends to know hockey
>throws deals left and right
>misses playoffs
>gets laffd at

No, you just seem to think price will be traded, which he won't.
>frogs

>this asspain
>I-I-I meant to fuck it up
Just go back to your apeball thread, maybe you'll fit in there

fifteen bucks for this

>Moving the goalposts over asspain due to being trolled

lyl

I said which team has two players signed for the next decade, and you said a player who's deal expires in literally 2 years.
Was there a school shooting on the day they were teaching you adding?

>2 ply
Hahahahahahaha

>it's a "autistic canacuck thinks all americans are the same poster" episode

Still worth more than a laffs sweater, better looking too

>we meant to miss the playoffs!
>w-we're rebuilding

Is there a single thread that this underage trudeau cuck doesn't get triggered?

>1993

LMAAAAAAAAO

A

FUCKING

LEAF

>O-OUR SPORT!

What size m8?

>BOOHOOO stop bullying casual fans

...

current year

Sunbelt hockey> Canadian teams
Stats actually back this up

Chris Nichols
@NicholsOnHockey

Few days old, but LeBrun (via blog) said source told him #Preds "tried hard to acquire Eriksson and, to some degree, Ladd." #Canucks #Isles

get mad at this

>His country is LITERALLY ICING TEAMS WORSE THAN FLORIDA'S

L

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>his country hasn't won anything in 37 years
>he considers his country a "hockey country"

What team are you a fan of m8?

this team
It wins pretty much every time.
You?

>Won the only international competition that even mattered
>Saved the NHL by bringing the russkies over
>He still thinks he's relevant to his own sport

loving

every

laugh

t b h

Nobody considers America a hockey country though
??????
????????????

Its a medium

Is two years a decade in america?
>amateur tournaments matter
LEL
There it is, the american national pastime of saying "w-w-we don't care" when they lose (every time since 1980)

>icing
>florida

explain

>disregarding facts
Hockey is like the 5th most popular sport here

Meant nhl team

>No counterpoint
>Tries to imply the only international game that ever mattered is worthless

L M A O

NFL > NBA > MLB > MLS > NHL at this point, I think. MLS is getting really, really big here.

>all these canarabian tears
Fuels my hummer desu

>2 ply
>2 years is a decade
spicy meme desu
>w-w-we don't even care
keep it up bubba im dying
>amateur tournaments when GOAT canadians were raping the league like always
>thinking your win was relevant when Canada already BTFO the russians in the summit series

>local nasl team is getting a new stadium and moving up to mlels
Pretty hyped desu

Ah. I'm an XL. 90s sweaters are really popular, that thing will sell on eBay very quickly.

Thats why USA will never be relevant in hockey, the mexicans have taken over. soon soccer will be the most popular sport there.

>0(zero) Canadian teams in the playoffs

lol fatass

Then why does literally NOBODY talk about your stupid shitter series lel

>Tfw your local MLS team is a meme

It's pretty kekworthy desu.

Literally nothing will ever de-throne american football.

Canada will be done too. Better start practicing your cricket swing

Do americans actually take 1980 seriously? You guys know the best players weren't allowed to play, right?

The transvestite obsessed Canadian single handedly ruined /hoc/

Well I am 6' 2". Not much else will fit.

The faggots from Tampa ruined it with clip art and sandwiches long before he turned into the autistic, unfunny version of Sean m8.

Wait then who played for the nhl all stars against the ussr?

True hockey fans (not casual americlaps) recognize it as the pinnacle of hockey competition.

Hello, I'm a yuropoor football fan. Is this doge still a meme? If Yes, how dank is IT????

lol 6'2" fatass

Soccer is getting popular here too due to all the muzzies we import. Pretty faggy sport.

a team made up of multiple nationalities
you can use google too, bubba

No at least the Tampa fags knew when to stop. This sperg literally won't stop til his mommy makes him sleep

>implying Tranny Bay faggots stopped until the mods forced them to

You're retarded. They were way worse than the one leaf.

soccer was always popular here though. Guarantee more people play soccer than any other sport here.
t. tranpa gay lgbtning faggot

But if they were the best players from the best league then how does
make any sense?

Nope I'm from far up north. Never even been to Florida

In both Canada and the U.S. soccer was something you played when you were 4 years old and the only time it was even mentioned back in the day was during the World Cup.

Soccer is patrician and much better than any other sport