>Afternoon, sir. We've received word that you recently purchased a butter knife without the Queen's express written consent, and now Her Majesty wants a word with you. Would you come with us to Buckingham Palace, please?
Afternoon, sir...
Jason Mitchell
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Ethan Clark
>blimey! How in the guvnas name did you find out?!
Colton Myers
Ahahahaha
Cooper Smith
*cuts off your clothes with the knife and since you aren't armed to resist*
Heh, nothing personnel, cops...
Nolan Ross
>youtube.com
>Be Britbong
>Put up xmas lights on MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE
>Get arrested
Glad we kicked you nanny state faggots out
Jacob Perez
Did you guys know that the British need a permit from the Queen before they're allowed to banter online?
Anthony Cook
meh, it's just paying something like a hundred quid a year for a license
Joseph Thomas
>me: *whispers to self* oh baby TWO female officers hehe
>*break the door down and knock one out and pin the other on the ground*
>rape her
>she passes out
>rape the other one too
>lock them both in my basement
hehe
Dylan Russell
Oi gals you have no permission to foking come in me house.
Josiah Lewis
>Glad we kicked you nanny state faggots out
Jayden Reed
>Be brit
>Turn on the tv
>get arrested
Wew
Tyler Foster
Tiocfaidh ár lá
Its only a matter of time now
Jose Thomas
...
Lucas Watson
>"Ok, I didn't know I needed a permit"
There. That would be my response. How would I do?
Isaiah Davis
>The queen talking to any commoner
Adrian Jenkins
The Queen will die in two months time. Good luck.
Jack Long
No she won't - having a cold doesn't mean she'll die
Jaxson Fisher
>its been 8 years
Ian Fisher
>44
kek wills it
Jack Harris
>implying they wouldn't beat the shit out of a scrawny NEET.
I'd say they'd rape you, but they wouldn't have sex with you
William Gomez
stralia and uk are the biggest nanny states
Evan Peterson
I request to be handcuffed to give them a false sense of security then proceed to beat the shit out of them.
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Jaxon Morales
Queen's gonna die within 3 months.
Heard it here first.
PS. This isn't a threat on her majesty the royal queen Elizabeth II's life, but a nosferatian prediction.
Dominic Williams
fuck off you knacker
Michael Ramirez
Fionn mac Cumhaill lend me yur strong