She flirts with you, offering kinky sex

She flirts with you, offering kinky sex.

What do?

Call me Ishmael.

Put my dick in a hot dog bun and let her eat it

Yeah sure.

Kill her and use the oils from her body to keep my kerosene lanterns burning all winter long

Is that a fucking Harvey Danger reference, user?

Let her hotdog my penis, then have her fart on my dick.

Try Moby dick

Spill spaghetti, drool, stutter, then collapse.

Did shit tons of Moby back in my college days, kid. Moby's a hell of a drug.

fuck her in the ass. she has the hole for it.

Heck you could belly-fuck her. Her gut is deep enough for that.

Puke and then man the harpoon for making me puke

Underrated post

Laugh at the landwhale.

Fuck her tits and mouth

Fucking Summer...

Hide my kitkat bar

Contact green peace before I do something I'll regret.

Fucking niggers....

>Try Moby, dick.

Fuck the shit out of her

put her in a weight loss program

Reem her arsehole out far off to put all manner of munted things in there man.

You just gobbled up all the moby didn't ya?