Which sport is manlier, rugby or football?

Which sport is manlier, rugby or football?

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Rugby, obviously.

Now, which is manlier, not shitposting or shitposting?

Footbal ofc

Er, American Football obviously, how can Rugby be manlier when it doesn't stop every 5 minutes to let you drink more beer and fire your guns into the air?

Football, and it's not even close.
NFL athletes are literally superhuman. Rugby players are just normal guys. Not hating on rugby or anything, just saying that they couldn't compete with the JJ Watts and Adrian Petersons of the world.

Fuck, OP, we've had this thread a million times.

Football is clearly superior:
>direct contact (none of this rough nudging bullshit)
>strategic plays (no random frolicking grab-ass)
>EVERY position has an important, vital role every single play
>it's actually fun to watch

Exactly the same size dudes play both sports faggot. Just one sport doesnt involve armour plating.

>superhuman

They all are Blob.

well, at least this post made no fucking sense and wasn't funny at all

good thing it has that going for it.....

You've never actually watched a rugby game have you. YT rugby hits and football hits. Theyre pretty fucking similar.

>cherry picking
Pathetic.

while the other doesn't involve head-on collisions

Literally never seen rugby played. I give up. You win faggot. You cant overcome ignorance

Salty as fuck.

I don't need to "YT" anything, bud. American football is the roughest sport in the world, next to muay thai combat.

Except, you know... that football hits hurt 3x more than rugby hits.

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Rugby

Australia nearly beat you USA fags in Basketball, will probably end up winning Gold at RIO in Basketball and we dont even have niggers here

Rugby because straya oh yeah we are better at soccer, cricket, probably baseball if we even played it, athletics etc ha ha ha ha

21 million people in our country, eat a dick ha ha ha

>high school
yeah, you know, where everyone can play?

>It's actually fun to watch
Unless you are from literally anywhere outside of America. No one even knows the names of teams or the players names. It's a minority sport.

im from usa, never played rugby, watched football for the last 15 years, still say rugby,

Because of the helmets and padding you mean?

Amerifag here. Football is pretty tough, but we do wear armour. It still hurts, but not as much as taking a hit without any plate armour. So for that reason I say that rugby is manlier. Same hits but without armour to protect you.

Andrew Bogut, the most notable Australian basketball player in the most elite basketball league in the world (NBA), is barely even worth mentioning and that's only because he was on the 2nd best team in the league this past season.

Kill yourself so that your shitty logic will die

>hurrr rugby is manlier
>because we came within 40 points of the USA basketball team

What the fuck is this argument? Your shitposting is weak today Australia.

The simple and common-sense answer; Rugby.

This

niether
chess is the manliest sport

No, because of human being running straight at each other at terminal velocity

>Most notable
>Not Dellavedova
Come on nigger, do you even basketball

Rugby: no pads. Hurts.
Football: world class athletes. Paralysis.

meatball

you're not American

Not wearing pads isn't manly, it's just fucking stupid

Simple answer is AFL, you faggots try running constantly for 80+ minutes usually adding up to 13+km every game.
>Not even Australian
>Not even American
>Not even African

the pads allow them to do a lot more crazy, risky shit and hit each other harder

Not mentioning Kyrie Irving

>Amerifag
>Armour
>Not pads
sure ya are cunt

Ben Simmons drafted No.1

Tell me the most notable American rugby players in the Super 17? Oh wait.. you cant

:P Sorry to make you angry stinky poo butts

False. Completely and utterly false.
Check the size/weight of offensive linemen and get back to us.

If NFL players didn't wear pads, someone would die in every game. The hits are way more brutal than rugby hits.

thank you, user, fucking thank you

sports are not meant to be terminal

Said the loser of the argument

>Being this retarded
If they didn't wear pads there wouldn't be anyone left to play by the end of the season, they'd all be dead or in wheelchairs.

>13+km

what is this African jigganig nonsense?

Which is manlier

>wearing steel armour
or
>not wearing steel armour

Hmm I think it's obvious

Dante Exum
Andrew Bogut
Kyrie Irving
Ben Simmons

Sorry still waiting for you world destroying americunts to name me some USA rugby players in the most elite rugby comp on earth...

pro tip: you cant

this is the sort of thing that can only be said by someone who's never actually seen a rugby game

it's manly to wear armour if you're going to war
it's not manly to wear steal armour if you're playing sports

Fucking field hockey dude. Those guys are fucking insane. Charging down a somone swinging a club at a solid ball with fuck all pads. No fucking thanks

He was only born in Melbourne. His parents were smart-enough to leave Kangarooville shortly after he was born.

Kilometers you cuck

Lmao nigger, have you ever seen an actual NFL game? You're telling me that if Cam Chancellor came in flying at max speed and decked your ass you'd be alright? Not only that, but having to get back up and do that every single play.
No one wants to play your shitty game.

I dont think that word means what you think it means

Irving was only born there, not raised, and Ben Simmons is going to be a bust. The hype isn't real.

> Tries to disprove point made about nfl with example from high school.

/thread

Yes. He's only a man.
How small and weak are you to think a tackle or two is gonna change someone's world?
Go and actually watch a rugby game.

because no one cares about rugshit

Kangarooville... okay then Mayor of NiggerTrumpville ha ha ha

>smart enough to leave the most stable economy and litterally the most liveable city on the planet to live in Cleveland

Why is Kyrie Irving playing for team USA in the olympics if he's from Australia?

Well put user

I don't think you have a counter argument worth listening to

Didn't you faggots just get beaten in your national game of lawn ball by a country with more volcanoes than players?
>I've never watched football

Yet they keep playing it :)

>and win a world championship

keep attempting, bitch

Money you chimp nigger

he's an American citizen.......and because no one cares 'bout 'Rooville.

both retire semi retarded

That's just like your opinion man.

He doesn't make money for playing in the Olympics you "chimp nigger". He's playing for USA because he likes USA more than Australia.

but no one's watching on a global scale

you Roo's are just too damn cute

That's just like a shitty comeback man.

Both are gay as fuck. Real men don't hug other men for a ball.

You guys keep enjoying your world titles playing Rugby, just know that the day America actually starts to give a shit about it they'll come and win every single year.
>Too bad that'll never happen since Rugby is shitty Football

>ITT: NEETs arguing about sports that they don't play.

Obviously you're not a golfer

SO MANLY

Average salary of rugby player vs average salary of football player tells you all you need to know about the elite level that football athletes are at. Rugby is literally dime a dozen.

I've watched football. You haven't watched rugby.
You don't get to have an opinion until you've seen both.

ty

america already has rugby teams
guess what
they suck

I was talking about troll bait not rugby

You niggers are just too damn nigger

www.forbes.com/.../dwyane-wade-is-wrong-nba-stars-already-get-paid-for-olympics/

Salary tells you nothing faggot. Soccer players are paid more than football players so what are you going to tell me next?

He plays for USA because he is a citizen dude... and thats coming from an American....

>America has Rugby teams
>America has Soccer teams
>America has (Insert shitty sport here)
We have a lot of teams, but we don't give a shit about half of them. Football, Basketball, and to a lesser degree at this point Baseball. If we actually cared it wouldn't be a challenge.

that's Jared Lorenzen

the fat fuck actually had a decently impressive college career in the toughest conference in D-1 college football. He's just an indoor league gimmick now, but he proved that fat guys can fucking move.

Fun fact: he won a Super Bowl ring

Professional players at the highest level of competition

> we have alot of teams but we dont give a shit about half of them

This bread is full of butthurt amerifags

>If we actually cared it wouldn't be a challenge
>If we actually cared it wouldn't be a challenge
>If we actually cared it wouldn't be a challenge

GOOD NOW YOU' SOUND LIKE BLACK PEOPLE !

>this is what Americans actually believe

This.

you should actually think about that more closely

>america has soccer teams
but america doesn't like soccer
because they can't compete with south america
because americans are shit

>america has rugby teams
but america doesn't like soccer
because they can't compete with the commonwealth
because americans are shit

>america has [sport] teams
but america doesn't like [sport]
because they can't compete with [anyone else who plays it]
because americans are shit

so you're left with americans being "the best" at sports that only americans play
because they can only compete with other americans
because anyone else would slaughter them
because americans are shit

whoops, second soccer should be rugby

how come you guys cant beat the sand niggers at nerf gun battles??????????????

protip: you cant

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Americans hate that nobody wants to play with them. The fat kid in the playground

Those rugby players literally look like they have the physique of my mid-50s dad.

Rugby:
Shirt & Shorts
American Football:
Thick armour and watermelon helmet
Yeah football is so manly.

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Ah America, where your weight and height are the same as athletic ability.

>athletes should look like bodybuilders
americans actually believe this

go and watch a strongman competition and tell me how many of them look like mister universe

i agree AFL requires the most fitness but it isnt the manliess

Gator Hunting
Rugby
Foosball

My opinion anyways

They might be dads in their 50s. Lots of people play rugby just for fun. The professionals usually look fitter.