How it is to have a gf?

how it is to have a gf?

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Depends on the girl. They can be a royal pain in the fucking ass, other times, chill.

She does this so good

Ever chewed 5-Gum?

I don't get to play vidya as much anymore :(

>how it is to have a gf?
Like putting your whole hand into your mouth.

looks ok

Expensive.

Different. No better or worse. Just different. New set of joys, new set of challenges, new set of bullshit, new set of awesome shit.

Sometimes the grass is greener because its fake. If you arent enjoying life single, you wont with a gf and youll drag her ass down too.

It's pretty cool. We split the rent, and now I have someone to play GTA Online with at all times.

Don't need a gf.

I have this

hippy couple

It fills a hole in life. Evemtually though you fucking hate it if shes a shit tier gf. But for a while its great.

Like drugs. They may even leave you with withdrawals!

you mean 5 times to expensice gum?

answer is yes btw

>how it is to have a gf?

Annoying after a few months.

Overrated user you get fucking sick of them when you ain't horny

They're basically just walking trophies that can only offer you sex. They cost you lots of money and only make difficult situations even more difficult. Their logic is fucking ridiculous, often times backed by their idiotic friends who cannot get a date to save their lives but always seem to offer relationship "advice" to said walking trophy. Overall, they're just exhausting.

Yeah, they can offer you short-term comfort, but only if you make them happy first.

TL;DR: cost lots of money, offer little in return

Wife and I were friends for years before we dated so nothing has really changed. You go through the usual adult life decisions but apart from that she is my best bud.
Shit only goes down hill if you're a beta fag and cave into them. Have to be firm and set them in their place early on otherwise they will walk all over you given the chance.

can't just sit quietly without talking, always wants to "go out and do something", constantly taking pictures of herself or her food to post on instagram or whatever they use now, but at least I don't have to use my hand.

expensive.

Yeah don't listen to this guy he's obviously had some bad experiences

more like no experiences

to be honest, sometimes id rather just be single.
she is cute as fuck, looks (and feels, and acts) like a 16 yo, this wouldn't bother me but she is so co-dependent and needy, sometimes i just want to set alone, in a quiet room, and i cant do that with her biding for sex and attention all the time.

Yeah good question, tell me guys I don't have even faith anymore

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Like bags of sand.

Thats what came to my mind when this guy

Lots of headache

youtube.com/watch?v=2tLf1JO5bvE

It's nice, you share meals and stuff you both like, you have sex and although you actually start slowing down on the number, each times feels bettee than the other, because you know how to please each other.
If you have 2 ounces of emotional intelligence, try using a dating app, found mine in one and i'm fucking happy

Not my girlfriend, but she looks a lot like this girl.

This.
Not sure if its all worth it, being 3 years in a relationship

Lots of fucking stress. Its not worth it bro, i have arguments every single week

Horrible.

>don't have one
>feel like a loser and life revolves around getting one, inadvertently leading to successful life decisions based around puss

>finally get one and have to throw away all the success for an ungrateful piece of trash that just wants more success

>realize you were better off chasing the purple dragon
>if you catch it, you get burned alive from their fire breath

>if you don't, you get shredded ripped from chasing a goddamn dragon around all the time and end up powerful enough to choose whether you want to or not, rather than Worrying if you can at all.

Short term, it's easy and you have fun. Long term relationships take a lot of effort, patience, and work. People tend to think just because you are in love with someone, that the relationship should be easy. Every relationship gets hard, you're gonna wanna quit and throw it away. It ain't a fuckin romantic comedy movie. It sucks a lot. But if you get through the tough parts, it'll make you stronger. There, that's my one fuckin emo/serious post for the day. Now fuck off.

Preach!

which app?

PREACH OIDA PREACH

It's a pain in the fucking ass

>it's tape
I started this meme without even trying. Feelsgoodman

I used pof and had to browse through endless walls of ugly chicks looking to marry exclusively. Ended up meeting her and what was supposed to be a casual fuck ended up turning to be the most wild sex in history.
I seriously don't know what i did but she was head over hills, it was great.
Pof is the app that grants you endless access to preetty much everyone in the database. I recommend it just for that. You can send messages without a single payment.
Keep in mind that i am in Brazil, and app popularity matters on where you live.
Badoo was my option to search matures as there were tons of them and the numerals made me pay to talk to most girls my age (22). It restrains the number of people you might talk to by 5, really upsetting.
Okcupid is fine but in brazil there's a handful of pretentious hipsters using it, i had to comment armenian cinema to impress a chick so that we could fuck. No dice.
There are other options but these worked fine for the moat part

every long term relationship gets hard eventually, you neets

You would know if you had friends

watch this, should give you a slight idea
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Why are you people talking about girls like they are animals? Like they are fucking dark souls bosses who have predefined sets of actions and reactions so you have to make this move if you don't wanna get cucked. They are human beans, just like us. They have their own unique feelings and opinions on things, for fucks sake.

That's it. I'm done with this shitty board. Actually, I'm done with Sup Forums forever.

Get fucked.

fucking this.

>human beans

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>not treating women like property

grow up

I feel ya dude. I use to be able to dab my girlfriend to sleep, now she just does all my dabs and doesn't fall asleep.

I don't know

To be accurate, most of them are just being virgin edgelords, there's no real meaning as these failed abortions never reproduce

pretty shit if you have a job

Fun if you're a NEET

this guy is the only one here who actually said some useful shit. the rest have shit taste in girls.

yep this is the correct answer

These guys know whats up. Been with gf for 4 years and we have a kid, she broke up with me last week cause I'm not "putting enough effort in". I see her like 4 nights a week and smoke weed the rest of the time, which she has a major problem with (Drug usage).

I know people say "you gotta find da 1!" but it's kind of true. It's not worth it unless you truly love that girl, because relationships become a struggle and you have to decide whether or not the girl is worth continuing.
Pro tip: don't bother looking, stay single as long as you can

Its good and bad

Pros:
-Cuddling and nights in together are comfy
-She will often go to things with you that you're friends aren't into (i.e if theres a band you like but none of your mates like)
-Sex regularly
-If you have strong feelings for each other sex is even 10x better
-She does nice things like gets you your favourite food when you're stressed etc

Cons:
-Double standards. Things you do wrong, she will do too but if you call her out for it you're worse than Hitler
-Often she's mad at you for no reason
-If she does something wrong she often will get sulky when confronted
-You will spend a lot of $$$ on food, restaurants, movies etc
-Sex starts to get a bit boring after awhile (analogy would be masturbating, its still good but not as fun as sex)

ask my anything else you want to know about having gf

This is the correct response from a wise nigga. You gotta do a few long time gf's and fuck around a bit to find out what attibutes u like in a person, then when u fine those in someone you date em. simple

When you have one, you don't want one. And when you don't have one, you want one.

This happens regardless of how amazing or hot she may be; all it takes is enough time.

where to buy one?

Unfortunately you cannot buy a real gf. If you have the money, you can get a gold digger, or you can rent an escort as a gf

+1 to this.

This is very true. Even the hottest girl will give you the shits given enough time. Remember that for everyone hot girl you see, she has been a headache for some guy out there

>yesterday lost gf
>feels bad
>waiting pain to end

Been with my soulmate for 3.5 years now. I've never loved anything this much and were on the same page about EVERYTHING. Holy fuck it's fantastic. I can eat huge plates of Mexican food at Su Casa and have a bit of a gut and she cheers me on. I can pvp in WoW and she'll hop on and help me kill some disc priests. I talk to her about nature and wildlife and she wants to live in it and protect it too. We talk about kids and can't wait. She loves my family and is willing to learn a lot about my culture. Every day is an adventure, OP. I feel like a kid again, and at the same time, a real man. We can go to the museum or just fuck around and it's a million times better with her. Now I'll be honest, there are some cons. We spend almost all time together so yea, it can be a bit much. I'd like alone time once in a while, but if I ask for it, she takes it personally. So I never ask anymore, suck it up, and just live my life. She's the perfect GF, but even then we argue a lot, mostly about paranoia, etc. I fix it every time. We've never ever been angry for longer than 2 hours at each other. I never let her sleep without solving our issues, and ahe loves when I take charge. So basically, it's a lot of work to keep her happy but it's 100000% worth it, because without her, I'd have no adventures, nobody to appreciate everything I care about, and nobody to protect fiercely and know that no matter what my career or success is, as long as I have her, I know I'll be okay.

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Good ol fucky fuck!

talk to girls. Be kind, polite, funny, and cocky. Hold back most your negative attitude unless you can make it humorous and sarcastic. Watch her reactions. Keep talking to more girls, be social. Eventually one of them will start having feelings for you.

>be funny

I lost all of my humor years ago. Everything went downhill when I started getting some of my comics on front pages of reddit and 9gag. It reached the bottom when I became a Sup Forums regular and unironically, my jokes now solely consist of bad memes even 4chaners don't like.

I guess it's game over.

thats actually a great tinder bio

'I make dank memes for a living'

>Overrated user you get fucking sick of them when you ain't horny
Yeah you start to think how great it would be if you were alone.

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even this dude has a gf cheer up :)

It's a pain in the fucking ass with all the bitching, whining and nagging.
Unless she gives awesome head it's really not worth it to be honest.

She looks soo happy user

You are forgetting the male best friends that make sexual innuendos on a regular basis. But it's normal since she has been friends with them before she met you.

It's like building a computer kind of.

Super exciting at first, all kinds of new things. You want to try out everything and go to your limits.

Then after a while nothing is really new anymore. You find that you can't go to the limits anymore. Sometimes there are issues with your computer and you have no idea why.

Eventually your computer starts to break down. You may take things apart and try to fix it up and clean it up, but that's just delaying the inevitable. Which is the two of you parting ways.

Fuck...

ma nigga