Losing my virginity today. Need advice

Losing my virginity today. Need advice
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put penis in vagina

Who's the lucky man?

my dad fuck you

Don't lose time to get her wet and/or hot.

Rape her little ass instantly.

Best way to love sex for life.

my real worry is me not lasting too long

Never fuck a woman who goes by anything other than he name unless you enjoy using creams for the rest of your life.

Be gentle with the clit.
If you don't know what the clit is, look it up.

I expect you to turn in your Hat, Staff, and Robe tonight.
Good luck user.

I remember my first time I couldn't even get it up til the ho put my penis in her mouth. Rough stuff. Relax is my advice.

If male - take your time - jerk off 1/2 hr beforehand so you can enjoy the fucking - make it last -
if female - take it slow, get well lubricated, don't expect too much the first time; it takes practice to cum on a cock - harder to do than cum by hand, imho. have him eat your pussy almost to orgasm before he puts it in, if he's willing.

Don't worry about expectations. Just enjoy it.

That was my worry too but I couldn't cum at all

Take a hot bath beforehand. The heat will kill your sperm so you won't have to pull out

stay hydrated
also drink tons of pineapple juice

>kissing and gentle touching
>remove outer layer clothing
>get bj
>remove her panties and eat the pussy
>remove bra and play with titties because tits are fucking awesome
>lube up if needed and fuck her in doggy
>then any other positions you know or want to try
>dont end with facial, thats only in pornos, cum on her ass or tits
>dont say some gay shit when your done
I should also mention that all girls like to be "dominated" even if just a little bit, maybe put your hands round her throat or grab her hair gently when you want her to move how you like, also slap ass and or pull hair when in doggy.
Congrats, you know now how to not be a retard in bed.

should i jerk off before we fuck?

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>Need advice
Do whatever comes natural. Also, dont listen to Sup Forums.

>dont listen to Sup Forums
this

That's sex 101 (which is appropriate for this thread) but seriously you can do a lot more crazy shit in bed and not be retarded. Those are best left for advanced seminars in fuckology though.

Here's my advice.
Fucking.
check em

You could have been a great magician, but life has other plans for you
Best of luck user

think of fucking dead kittens b4 you skeet OP

How old are you?

If you're under 18, you're underage and banned.

If you're over 18, you're a loser with no game who took forever to get any pussy. You're probably getting a prostitute.

This OP

NO

Yea man. Jerk off a couple times if yer worried about lasting in bed. Do it hours in advance and wash yer dick after so there aren't any spermys hangin around

post her pic damnit

Lube your ass. It will hurt less the next day.

Best advice. Pic is, in most cases, very much related.

Bring a mask and hop on/in is the general theme of virginity parties.

How sexually experienced is she? Are you two dating?

YOU ARE NOW FOCUSED ON HOW MUCH STRESS YOU ARE UNDER TO PERFORM WELL.
The girl will completely judge and talk about you with her friends after and they'll laugh and mock you if you perform poorly.
let that sink in user. right as you need to get a bonne, I hope you can't get it up.

Take it slow and easy. Don't overthink it. Just go where nature takes you when nature takes you there. Make sure you position your condom near by and are familiar with its use. Above all else, have fun. Good luck friend.

make sure your ass has plenty of lube.

wizard detected

Incest is wrong. Post pics

Answer me this Dalai Lama :

>what if fagit ?

>>
is that fucking jar jar binks on the right?

just let it happen, dont overthink it

Have you not seen the inbetweeners?

Reminded me of it too
>why won't you bloody work *slaps*

>cut 5 foot length of garden hose
>eat box of exlax
>put one foot of hose in your ass
>put one foot of hose in partner's ass

Mind=blown

>Not wanting to become a wizard

heh, im 18 and will 100% become a wizard.

Yes, I have had a chance to lose my virginity, but eventually didnt do it.

Any wizards around here who could give me tips ?

What does it do?

Just keep doing what yer doing. Sounds like you've got a winning formula.

It blows your fucking mind.

Thats the plan, but Im not sure if it can work for 12 more years.

are virginity parties an actual thing?

nice yiff here

I've honestly never heard someone say to be gentle with it. I know you don't wanna be too rough, obv. Want to elaborate?

Guy here. Is it better to eat or finger till close first?