You wake tomorrow to found that you're black. What do?

You wake tomorrow to found that you're black. What do?

The right thing. Lynch myself.

Kill innocent people in the name of my rights that I apparently don't have.

Get into porn

Move to africa to live the life of a raider

Free college. Affirmitive action job.

Drop the beat, Just Blaze
JUST

BLAZE

Apply for SSI, apply for welfare, quit my job, do drugs, get AIDS blame, white people for all my problems, seems simple OP

Fuck bitches, get money, and check yo' trips.

make eye contact with my neighbors
get arrested or shot

Bitch about white people enslaving my people, hit on all the white bitches, become a libreal and go to college for free.

I check the trips and then show you quads

>>move to Dallas.

>>>Hardcore mode: Move to Dallas And get concealed carry permit.

>Stop any form of education
>Collect Welfare check
>Impregnate white Bernie Sanders fan
>Leave child and mother
>Drop first mixtape which is given as a toy at KFC
>Get shot by white cop
>Muh Rights
>Join black lives matter
>Commit Suicide
>Win? $$$

Fuck off with your Hillary Clinton Trips
THE POWER OF TRUMP COMPELS YOU

Go fuck white women.

sell drugs and crack

Be accepted by my white friends by acting like a normal person and not a nigger

Act like a rational human being and be critisized by the nignog community as acting like whitey

Get a pay raise for meeting a diversity quota

Begin my day
Same thing happened yesterday

I blame white man for it.

>Move to L.A.
>Dress up blue
>Begin a shootout with bloods

Wait, this happened to you yesterday?! Holy shit, magic is real!!!

Nuffin.

Dindu nuffin

sell my soul to the devil, become blues musician
so you know
hit me up OP

This basically.

start carrying a large stick to beat away the hordes of white women

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butt stabbing

Make hot sex with all the white women.

Just chill out honestly.

Samefag

>Comma placement

user is already black

>start carrying a large stick to beat away the hordes of white women

i don't know user, i don't think lynch mobs exist anymore, and if they did they would probably have a couple of men

>Go to school for free
>half ass it and still get good grades
>become hockey player
>get good
>join NHL
>becomes world's best
>be a contradiction

Yell nigger as loud as I can and not get in trouble for it. Also satanic trips checked.

>become black
>become political figure
>enunciate and act human
>confuse whites make blacks angry
>blame niggers for all "our" problems
>watch world burn

Get me and ma homies to post hundreds if interracial threads to justify my existence.

Go out and break my 2 year no sex duck, white chicks love them some chocolate.

the only thing funnier, is the file name

>>watch world burn

?

that would be the best thing that could happen, you would save the world by kicking off the global nigger genocide

an hero

Yes but the suing riots and genocide would be outstanding

I go see my grandmother and ask her some make-up.
I go meet my friends that do not worry of the color : the lowest ones (or the black ;))
I go meet with my parents and ask what-do :
-they tell me to make good studies. Too high, too mean, I surrender
-they tell me not to go around with my friends
-they tell me to assume my color

break up with girlfirend for sleeping with negro.

1. Get shot by a police officer

2. Die

I'm white and i can do this

>Don´t go outside
>Watch Blacked.com

Keep on selling bones on a staircase, wu-tang sword style

>sign up for all dem programs
>blame whitey for all my problems
>get paid for being black
>send kids to school for free because also black
>never have interaction with police because i still know how to not get killed/do stupid shit.
>life on easy mode

Sell CDs

Check my dick size and hope I am in 2% lucky above average group.

Suicide by cop.

I suppose sometimes we do expose our own secret desires.

Fuck some white girls

>mfw all these cucks going to be dissapointed when they find out white girls actually hate niggers and they can only fuck landwhales.

fuck some white bitches

>mfw all you know is what you read on the internet.

Raep all da white bitches yo

Check if mine dick growed too

And see in the streets nice try though
Heres your white bitch gentlemen

better than what you or I are getting at the moment so whatever.

Maybe you, I got a 7/10 white wife at home. 8/10 if you count her overall.

Goddamn did that bitch get pregnant like 20 times all at once?

steal bikes , fathers kids i have nothing to do with , chimp out and leave a trail of shit for people to say dunuffin to ,,,, all in a days work although i wont work as im now black


rock anyone

Thats what happens when you ride the 14 foot BBC for to long it ruins your insides :^)

sure thing, buddy. that's why you're splaying your insecurities on Sup Forums.

Set the gas station on the corner on fire. Throw shit at the cops and complain when they beat me and throw me in jail. Complain because I can't pull a gun on a cop without getting shot. Move out of town so that dumb ho can't find me for child support.

Well, Satan........I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH! I'MA FUCK A WHITE BITCH!

muh dik white wimmins
get welfare
we wuz prezident n shiet

Steal a bike, go to store and steal some shit. Stop at watermelon store, grab a watermelon. Go into convince store. Steal a 40 ounce. Get pulled over by cop. Say I dinindunuffin. Go to protest. Start riots and steal more shit. Chimp out.

>watermelon store

are white people this retarded

>mfw i only ever see black people selling watermelon

>mfw you think a black guy with a truck full of melons on the side of the road is a "store"

Are niggers this stupid? Hook line and sinker with that one. Dumb nigger.

whats up, horsedick.mpeg

>mfw you've never lived in the 18th century and sold papayas and cornbread to the local nig nogs for the devils
pleb

>Rob liquor store.
>smoke dat wet blunt.

>be user
>say something stupid
>get called out
>oh no gotta do damage control

try to dunk?

10/10 would follow

finally lose my virginity

>satanic trips

Heh.. I would call up Blacked or Dogfart and ask if they are interested.

finally now i can lay all those slutty girls who would only fuck black guys. life is alright for this one day. just so long as it isn't forever......

>Get some white dudes girl pregnant.
>Fuck more bitches
>Get arrested on a Friday night for being black

Check to see if my dick is bigger

>be a nigger
>falls for bait
>gets embarrassed
> starts chimping out

Easy mode, welfare, weed, 40's, porch livin...

Nuffin

Open a soundcloud and youtube account and advertise on facebook to check my mixtape

would you also walk up to random bros at the gas station tryna sell your dopey ass cds and bootleg movies?

this

Would actually be pretty rad honestly

That's probably what we'd all do right off.

immediately steal some bike

act respectful and intelligently and gain the respect of my peers, while being shunned by nigg society for not being black enough

>on the internet
>slight discourse
>chimping out
>butthurt user can't think of any other buzzwords

Clayton Bigsby?? still alive!!!