Sup Sup Forums ive finally got my shit together and i'm gonna ask my lass to marry me tonight

sup Sup Forums ive finally got my shit together and i'm gonna ask my lass to marry me tonight.
any suggestions on how or how not to do this ?

wow you really broke the bank on that one bro

Just skip everything and go straight to killing yourself. Livestream it.

you are about to make a shitty decision return the ring before you start giving away all your dreams.

Holy fuck, is that a bracelet? How fat is this bitch?

set me back 700$

when are they putting the diamond on?

Go for it man

hi, I'm Dustin Diamond

your girl must be really cheap

Get a prenup b4 she takes half your shit

>tfw you don't even know if OP is serial, but you can't help but feel sorry for him
>Whale gf
>Poor
>Falling for the banded Jew

Take it back OP.

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the cheaper the better

I bet he went to jared

I got married at 20, turning 21 on the 16th and hey man, shit is alright. I'm in the military though.. So it was kind of expected from me.

ITT: Faggots that spend thousands of dollars on a rock that has zero re-sale value.

soup, user. Marriedfag here, mid-30s. Here's my advice: Do it somewhere private. Don't make a big public spectacle out of it - the movies have it all wrong. Yes, it should be somewhere romantic, yes it should be somewhere special or new - not at home or at the bar/restaurant you always visit together. But it's an enormous decision you're asking her to make, especially if you've managed to keep it a surprise (as I did). Think about it: you are literally asking someone to spend every single day of the rest of their life bound up with you, permanently, until the day she dies. It's natural to want to take a breath or two before responding to such an enormous request. If you put her on stage for it, she'll feel pressured to say "yes" right away - and whether or not she actually does mean it, you're going to get an earful about it later, behind closed doors. Give your woman a chance to say what she really feels, without the whole world staring at her.

I would say the absolute most public proposal that'll fly is doing it at a restaurant - but pick somewhere that isn't too too quiet, because clearly you're going to want to take a knee when you ask (trust me; this is all-important), and if you do it somewhere where everyone else is sitting quietly and not moving around at all, you'll draw the attention of the whole dining room pretty quickly. Somewhere with a bit more bustle is a better choice - a lively place with good food and service, but not a formal den of ties and evening dresses.

Personally, I rented a Jacuzzi suite at the coast, sold it as a "weekend getaway," and popped the question on the balcony overlooking the ocean after she got out of the Jacuzzi. She was very happy with that.

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i don't need a 3000$ ring to tell her i love her.
plus, i'm renovating a house aswel.
not everyone is a spoonfed cracker swimming in $

The same Married when I was 25 28 now, in the military. If I could go back I wouldn't have gotten married every call back home is just 30 minute call of problems she can't fix.

yeah i though something like that. don't want to pressure her into it

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Why marry user? It's a lifelong contract. Would you ever enter into a contract with Verizon for life? Just live together as gf/bf. It's the same thing, except both of you have a way out, if it turns shitty. If you really love each other that much, you don't need to be bound like that. Its like the saying (I'm paraphrasing), if you want to know if something loves you, release it and see if it comes back. You will get tired of eacher other, I guarantee it. She will change once she has you by the balls. When this institution was started, there was no tv, no internet, etc. . . Nowadays there is too much advertising, and that includes for pussy, cock, or just plain better people. Also, ypu run into women more often in the workplace. You will see something that you like better, then have buyers remorse. I speak from experience. I wish I had not gotten married, it set my life back so far. Anyway, sorry for the long post, just trying to help you user.

How much you want to bet she is getting laid, while you are in the field? I can't tell you how many married bitches are in the bars on the weekends in military towns like Lawton.

You don't need to get married to tell her that you love her eitther, you stupid cuck.

Man, folks really are degenerated nowadays
>what is a family?

Gee Ward, dont you think you were a little rough on the beaver last night? Go back to the 50s. Get real, you cuck. You don't need a contract to be faithful.

She doesnt give a shit if u need that to say love u
SHE wants that shit u fucking idiot

How the hell is she gonna show off to her friends the ring when its a cheap ass piece of shit?
Answer: she wont. she'll wear it around u but as soon as ur not around, that fucker is OFF.

Sure she'll have some convenient excuse like "shes just not a jewelry person" or "i cant wear it for work" or "it hurts my hand"
Simple story is, shes embarassed by it and there's no coming back from that.

From that moment on, she will forever see u as a cheap ass poorfag. Ur a fucking loser

child of divorce detected

STOP!

If you are under the age of 25
If you have not completed your education..
If you do not have your career on track and progressing
If you have not gotten a lawyer to draft a pre-nup for you both to sign...

Then DO NOT get married or father any children. You're not ready.

You must be unemployed cause that's supposed to cost at least 3 months salary bro. You must be with a ratchet if she's OK with that little shitty thing, is that even a real diamond?

Stick ring in pooper

>invite her to a nice place for a romantic dinner
>eat
>have a great and romantic time
>tell her how you feel about her, that you love her more than anything and whatever
>pay
>stay quiet, dont say anything
>stay quiet for a few minutes
>say something like: you know what? I cant do this.
In a serious tone
>stand up and walk out the restaurant
>she will be confused and most likely walk afeter you
>get outside before she does and when she opens the door youll be waiting for her on your knees,
>???
>profit

this

Solid advice here user