Dubs decides

Dubs decides.

tits or gtfo

its gonna be weird but would you fart into my mouth

hello yourself, you have very nice lips

my dick, your butthole. lets do this.

Nigger It's tinder

rawling for this

Oh shit, who gave the scarecrow the mind to use tinder

"Whats the best hotel in history?"

When she says "i dno" or something, you reply;

"Auschwitz, 1.3 million stars"

Hello, m'lady!

tits or gtfo

How about we trade pics of each other I'll start

there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate. i then fuck them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.

Rolling

Wanna see my fat cock?

*Downer Alert*

Didn't I see you in The Purge

How many times have you being throat fucked?

winrar

Hi, how are you? You look absolutely stunning.

Winrar

Is it me you're looking for?

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I'm about to go off and shoot some cops like a good nigger. So hop off my dick bitch

Roll for this plus a *tips Fedora* at the end

Are you like super good lookin bruh?

I mean i get matches, but they never come to talk, I'm middle tier looking i guess that's the reason

>Sent 2 days ago
OP is a faggot

don't waste my time

Idk man. I always get matches where ever where I go. But I don't think I'm that good looking. I have a dimple haha that helps

Sorry I don't waste my time on these tinder hoes.....

Are you being naked right now?

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I'm masturbating with your pics

Tell me wat r u wearin bby, I'm completely naked except a pink thong and a Trump hat, hbu? ;)

Oh sorry, I thought u were Tom, that dude just turns me on so baaad :P

How does it feel to be a product of a ripped condom?

Threesome?.... You, me & my dog....

Lets cut the shit, you messaged me first, that means you want my cock. Name a time and place and Im there.

OP

Sorry bros she isn't answering....
I'll be back when she does..

Yu came to da wrung nabuhood brah

Check'd

>be me
>4/10
>see Tinder threads everywhere
>can't relate
>only matches came from bots

Any way to get a match if you're an ugly fuck like me? Or is Tinder simply too superficial?

Answer me fucking bitch.. You said fucking ''Hello'' and now you ignoring me?!?! Better watch your back little slut. Though we had something...

It's easy dude. Just keep your bio simple and post pictures of you actually doing things and "having fun"

Also, do you want me to post this to her?

Winner, say this OP

omg pls do it

God damnit...

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One love dubs

My GF said I should stop texting you.

send her this image with a "k grasioso"

I'm going to kill myself

Want it in the pinky or the stinky?