H-hello Anonymous! I hope you are h-having a fantastic day!

H-hello Anonymous! I hope you are h-having a fantastic day!

But if you aren't, if you need help, if you need a shoulder to lean or cry on, if you need a hug or someone to say it is okay...

I'm here for you, Anonymous.

I just woke up~

A-ah? That you, Marisa3?

bump

help I'm stuck

Ah? What do you mean, Anonymous?

Please just stop. Your stuttering is not cute nor endearing. Just stop.

S-sorry, I w-won't.

I fell in a well and I can't get out

W-well here, take some of t-this rope.

Please help me ;-;

H-how can I be of service?

thanks, I think

Don't know why I'm typing this. But I'm 25, live with my parents, no gf. Basic stupid bullshit but my folks are bad drug addicts. I love then to death and want to help em but can't and their constant psychosis and paranoia leads to bad fights. These people who used to be my parents and my rock when I was lost now tell me to kill myself and belittle me. I try not to take it personal, and maybe I have Stockholm syndrome, but I'm pretty messed up now. Quit weed to try and get a better job to move out but prospects are bill, I'm not educated, and I have no responsible friends who can afford to room with me, not that I have credit to rent anyway. I dont know man, I forgot how to cry, I'm just always cold inside but putting on a happy face. I just wish I had someone to help, or rely on. Sorry for being a faggot nigger, I just really want to see my parents again, and not these monsters. Thanks for hearing me out user.

N-no problem

Found out I was rebound and now I need rebound

What drugs are they taking, Anonymous? I'm sorry to hear that, I'm so so sorry....

Haha, you don't look very happy to be in bondage! As a Mummy, I'm always happy to be in bondage!
Heh, Mummies get rebound from time to time!

I fell in love with this guy and I don't know how to express my feelings for him...

Does anyone need a brain?!
I'm a Mummy, so I can give it away, I don't need it where I'm going!

H-have you tried asking him out?

It's n-not my cup of tea.

*hugs tightly* Oh d-dear.

Easy peasy, tell him you love him. He doesn't love you back, you'll be heartbroken but enough alcohol will fix it. He loves you back then you start a relationship doomed to fail anyway soo

I'm scared, I might get rejected :(

Crack, alcohol, mom does opiates too

W-why would it be doomed to fail, Anonymous?

You might be! That's the r-risk you take.

But tell me: is being with him more of a reward than the punishment you might get? If so, then the answer is obvious: go for it.

I will after I get done climbing out, thanks!

C78, huh?
C-3PO is my favorite Star Wars character. He's like the color of sand, and there's so much sand in Egpyt, I love Egypt!
I love sand, it's course, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Imagine sand scraping and tickling your Mummy Mammaries, while you're all tied up and you can't do anything like about it! You might not like it, but us Mummies do.

Oh j-jeez. That's q-quite rough, Anonymous.

Have y-you considered taking out loans and g-going to a boarding college? It's n-not the best solution, but it m-may get you four solid years out of t-that house and an education.

Hech hech hech...
Atch atch atch atch...!
Brendan Fraser was the best part about The Mummy!
Have you even watched it?!

It's my dad that I like.

No, I haven't watched it, but I plan to! A Mummy needs to find time to do things.
Who are you?

It always fails

Atch atch atch...
Hech hech hech hech...

I d-disagree. I've s-seen relationships last quite a long time.

Are y-you male or female...?

Yeah. I've thought about quite a few exit strategies. One thing holding me back is my moms needs me for her own support. It's not right, but she's tried killing herself anytime I talk about leaving. I really don't want that to be the last I see of her, its hard to cope with feeling like I need to leave and stay.

Checked

Oh shit!
It's Jason Fuckin' Voorhees, everyone scramble!
He's mad because he doesn't have a Mummy like me!

It's n-not your responsibility to keep her alive; it's h-her responsibility to give you t-the best life she can.

Do what is right for you, Anonymous. The person she was would almost certainly prefer it.

A male...

We're implying we're young here, so no, no young love lasts long

S-some do. As w-well, this is an 18+ image board, s-so...we're not young.

Ki ki ki...
Ma ha ma ha!
You're all dead!

18-23 is still sorta young. Until you mature, no relationship is even worth it

Fuck off, you ratty-haired tard!
I'll slice everyone in this thread to bits, you included!

...

Piss in a paddleboat, now who is it!
Ach ach ach..
Che ch-

I need help, i need furry porn, lolis, cheese pizza and so on, please help

Sup Forums has got you covered fam

You're not supposed to speak, fucer!
Time for all you whores to get cut by the Fredmaster, and no, you're not dreaming!

I won't let you do that!

That's right, my minions have completed the ritual!
Now, I, Brendan Fraser, am here at last!

Crap.. i got distracted but yes!

Marisa starts with an M, just like Mummy.
Brendan Fraser has 13 letters in his first and last name combined, and M is the 13th letter of the alphabet.
Hmm, my Mummy senses are tingling...
I think Alice is impersonating Brendan Fraser!

Because, get this...?
Alice has 5 letters.
Mummy has 5 letters.
Marisa has 6 letters.
Fraser has 6 letters.
Touhou has 6 letters.
Is Marisa a real Mummy, but Alice is a liar?

ALICE HELP NOW THERE ARE SPIDERS IN THE WELL

Spiders have 8 legs, 'The Mummy' has 8 letters, and 'Alice Ass' also has 8 letters...
I think Alice pretended to be a Mummy, but she put living spiders in her ass to make her seem like an old Mummy, but when she was found, the spiders were still alive, exposing her secret...
Alice might try to kill Indiana Jones, to try and protect her Mummy secret. Are these threads a way to lure in Indiana Jones?

NOT HELPING

Here, I'll stand at the top and unravel my Mummy wrappings a little, you grab on to the other end.

I don't understand what fun is anymore
Every moment of my existence is dull. I play video games, watch anime, lead other interactions for the sole purpose of stimulation. It's been a long time since I've felt any excitement.

I don't have any friends at all. I barely talk to anyone these days, except to one friend. We used to be best friend, but at some point there was nothing left to say. I even started playing some games he play so that we can interact more

I've lived in massive social isolation for all my life. My parents divorced when I was six, my father chose to run away from the court's verdict and sent us to a horrible 3rd world country. It's only been a few days since I got back to Northern America

My mind goes out of its way to seclude itself from other human beings. I am afraid it also despises me, and enjoys putting me through isolation. I end up excluding those I value the most. Yet, I need the social interaction and meaningful relationship, lest my cognitive capacities degrade and I go insane.

And you know what's the worst part of it all? I welcome it with open arms. I'm just a shade of what I used to be, and I try to hide it as best as I can. But nothing will be able to replace the void complete isolation has brought forth

People say being born in poverty is the most cruel curse of them all. That is not true-- being born in a world where you are forced to stay alone forever is. It changes your mind. Your body becomes weaker. I'm not insane yet, and I'm fully aware of my condition-- a lot of studies have shown the effect of loneliness on the human mind and body. My mind has been resilient, partly because it welcomes isolation, to these changes, but I still falter

There are more than a few uses for rope.

Have you tried medication?

No. Back where I lived I couldn't get any medication as that's strictly taboo.
I doubt that option will help me as it's more of a philosophical issue than anything. What will meds do? Will they strip me of my beliefs that humans are weak, reliant on others and subsequently intolerable? Sign me up if so. It's deeply rooted within me, I can't change it

You can always change it, idiot. Seek a doctor.