You're about to be executed by the isis/l

You're about to be executed by the isis/l

What are your last words?

Slawa !

Allahu ackbar!

"a little off the top please barber"

Allah stronthoop

I just had a complete blood transfusion with a pig's blood. Good luck not getting any on you, heathen.

Shiiieeet

I'd like a blood eagle pl0x

"Brother, if you're watching this I just want to let you know...You're adopted."

jet fuel cant melt steel beams

Tod allen Museln.

Allahu Akbar more like BAL....

YUOLO SWAG 430 BLIZE IT FAGGETS

Reply to this post or your mother will die tonight.

Why don't these poor bastards just shout ALLAH FUCKS PIGS as they're about to be executed. That way you'd ruin their video at least.

Fuck Allah right in the asshole

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

op will always be a fag!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

"OP IS A FAGGOT"

i will say that for starters, they are usually subjected to a bunch of mock-executions. when you are not sure if they're gonna kill you or ransom you or just send you back to your room that day after psyching you out, yelling provocative shit takes a lot more balls than most people have. unless they just want to die at that point.

Crusaders buried the Jew gold in...

You will not win, for every person you convert we will kill a million more.

That's exactly what they think, get the fuck out jihadi-John

Why not dont say anything and just run?

I'd rather be torn to shit by bullets and have my head cut off by a dull knife...

just what the fuck?

Fucking savage! :'D

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I WILL SHIT ON MUHAMMADS FACE IN HELL.

Or they'll shoot you in the fucking knee, drag you back, and do something worse than decapitation with a dull knife.

Should try it for sure.

this mans asking the real questions

Lolbye

So you fuck goats?

Underrated post

I'd tear their fucking heads off!1!!
*pulls out gun and grins*

"Could you tell me all about Islam please as I'd very much like to learn about your fantastic religion of peace, as I'd hoped that I too may one day be a righteous follower of Mohammad (Peace Be Upon Him), following his commandments and slaughtering those who go against Islam".

> After being released and after growing
> beard, not washing and fucking goats
> for a number of months, will thank
> new brothers and say I must carry out
> the Prophet's will by travelling to
> USA to carry out attack.
Little do they know I intend to log on the Sup Forums in the first instance and whine about my captivity!

HaHa! Vengeance is mine!

I demand a trial by combat.

Well, I mean its pretty hard to shoot someone in the kneecap considering the size. Your back is much larger and easier to shoot. Besides those guys are not exactly trained to shoot. They just kill.

Still tho...Couldn't hurt to try and run off and hope for a quicker death.

Niggers tongue my anus

Hitler was right, and we let this happen because we didn't listen to him

Just fuck my shit up-

I just wanted to say, that what you did to that goat was not okay.

>didnt protect the genitals
Kek

you again
that letter ever get sent?

Check em

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kek

Wat?

"Dude I SWEAR I didn't know she was your goat!"

"God is greater"

Unless you bleed out from the blood loss you wont feel much as the knife is cutting your throat.

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If the last people to hear me are some ignorant sand niggers then what's the point? I guess I'd just say "get it over with already"

because ISIS (and other groups like them) often stage mock executions. Multiple times. It's a form of psychological torture.

So the hostages never really know until the knife goes in that this time it's real. They just have to stay there and hope this is one of the fake ones, and that they can hang in long enough either to escape or for their government to negotiate their release.

imma gonna get to heaven first

and imma gonna fuck all yo pretty virgins

Pretty hard to run away when most executions are carried out in stadiums or out in the desert. Like shit have fun out running a Toyota hilux

I'm pretty sure they could tell between a real and fake knife,

Hell even those guys who were going to drown to death didn't even show much emotion

a while ago some said the would send a letter to some politician and some fags kept spamming Niggers tongue my anus

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass.

they are usually executing other Muslims as well, who probably don't want to upset the god they believe they are about to meet.

Allahu akbar

"hi mom!"

FUCK ISIS !!!

You have two legs that are free

thats all it takes it doesn't matter if its a desert you can still run.

Lord Jesus is God

You can't win. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Thanks Hillary!"

these boots dont match the rest of your outfighrfjhkbkljk jhkulhnpihlnlbmff

"Thanks Hillary!"

Lang over nagedacht zeker

My names Johnny Knoxville and this is....

JACKASS!

make america great again

"DO IT SLOW AND STROKE MY COCK, HUZAIFA"

"islam is a religion of peace. These guys are going to prove it by sawing my head off with a knife!"

Hi i'm johnny knoxville and welcome to jackass.

>Claim I fucked their mothers and the goats were better.

As they start cutting my neck - laugh to myself and think

>My blood is never going to wash out of their clothes!

Remember that time when ISIS executed 12 people by blowing their heads off with explosives?

They must've had a good day or decided to be more merciful because thats probably by far the most humane execution compared to the other executions

Jesus called, he said he forgives you.
Or perhaps "mohummad? Is that you?"

I think "Islam is a religion of peace" is enough. Less is more.

The knife is real you moron. They take the hostages out, they line them up in front of the camera and make them kneel, and the jihadis give the speech about how America is the great satan or something and wave the knife around to show how big and shiny it is or whatever...

...and then they either take the hostages back inside, or they cut their heads off. Rinse and repeat.

>Hell even those guys who were going to drown to death didn't even show much emotion
Most hostages spend months being brutalised before they're finally executed. Months of torture and isolation tends to leave people pretty low energy

jesus, the people we get on this board. Seriously, is there anyone here over 15?

Aye lmao

Fucking underrated

kekels

Turn to sandnigger and say

>Can't we just hug and talk this out

Sandnigger turns and opens his arms.

We hug for five minutes and whisper apologies into eachothers ear. Start to feel Iqbal has an erection.

After hug, wave goodbye and walk off to live the rest of my life knowing we could just talk it over.

Arrive back in the US.

Stabbed by a fucking nigger and killed.

"This shit is why aliens won't visit us."

Plenty of people called Pedro and Sanchez here
You're clearly not looking

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checkd and kekkd

"If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep"

satan ackbar
then i detonate the bomb implanted in my stomach

What the fuck does this?

Muhammad was gay

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yes just three

Psst. Wanna get high?

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DO IT, DO IT NOW YOU GOAT FUCKER FAGGOT!!!!

>log on the Sup Forums
>log on
This ain't reddit you fag

you bloat up when you decompose