Aliens... are they out there? have they already made contact? do the government know about them? i wana know

aliens... are they out there? have they already made contact? do the government know about them? i wana know.

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Who knows but i have seen a UFO what can' be explained. It's just vanished in thin air in opendaylight. I WAS LIKE... WTF HAVE I JUST SEEN. It could be humans with high tech who knows.

On youtube somewhere a ex Canadian minister of defense gave a briefing to congress or house all about the Greys and the tall whites so I'd say yes. He also said they work closely with the USA gov.

Just look

I mean the sound barrier was broke 2 weeks after Roswell. Do you think that was just coincidental?

They're waiting for intelligent life on Earth.. They'll be waiting for a while.

kek true ahah

What Trumps not intelligent enough for them?

Either we live in uncharted space and haven't been discovered yet, or they already know we are here and try to avoid/study us. Uplifting a species or making first public contact would be reckless

anyone think the government have covered up the existance of aliens

i just saw a ufo..pic related
shit was strange..it was huge and made this loud noise and it had these blinking lights..fucked up man..

Yeah they have to be in existence though, I mean who would make a simulation with only one intelligent life form? No fun in that.

The aliens played the US and the USSR off one another with the skill of Jews.

UFOs were classified "Above Top Secret" in the 1950s, before the government simply shut down any discussion.

Stay clear of those, sometimes they crash into people's houses. Very spooky very distraut

>aliens... are they out there?
Yes
>have they already made contact?
Probably in the distant past.
>do the government know about them?
Yes

Obligatory 'ayy lmao'

Do they have birthday parties when their kids?

Two weeks are to short to understand and rebuild an unknown technology.

shiiit, do you know about the 9/11 incident? 2 of those crashed into the twin towers, the government covered it up ofcourse, but i know the truth

Plot twist the alien didn't die in the crash

The truth is out there man. You just gotta want to believe

x files? :P

it did look like it was getting lower and lower ,,hmmm

the bastards ..they said it was ''airplanes''

Plus the alien was resourceful and very helpful. They gave him a name, hi name was dan

No idea how their calendrical system works so I'm not sure.

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No, life agent molder, life.

damn

check it

It's likely that we're not the only sentient beings in this vast universe.

QUINTS CHECKED

Wonder if they use car washes also?

and dan it was
dan is love
dan is life
quads will it

quints don't lie

Says a guy who is obviously an expert in physics and engineering.

>quads
yes im blind
quints

Damn were those quints? I've never gotten quints. Wasted a good quints on ayyyy lmao

Probably not. I doubt aliens use cars.

Well for their space and time warpers.

You're right aliens come in the back of box trucks, they pace em in there like sardines

Pack***

That explains why they like to probe farmers and cows.

ayyyy

They love older men and fresh milk

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Next person to get dubz has a foot fetish.

I wonder what they eat though. Do you know?

a foot fungus

They are comin op. Trumps gonna send them back where they came from tho.

checked

Dan was sex man and a true gentalmen alien at that.

Well... my dad was in the CIA after being in the USAF for 33 years. He worked in Navada a lot even though we didn't live there, a car would come pick him up and he'd be gone for the week. He worked weapons development including nukes. He also worked at area 51. I asked him what you are asking ans I always got the bullshit answer basically "cannot confirm or deny".

Then a few years ago some shit was declassified. He started talking about some shit he was involved in beyond what was declassified, I think he forgot his limits.

Yes OP, there are aliens and they are here, they have been for a long time. Our government has been working on integration of alien DNA into ours for 30 years or more for many reasons. I have a lot of notes that I took from when he could talk but he was in an accident that left him completely paralyzed. I can only get yes or no out of him now.

That too

here are your aliens

Yes, They do exist

At least dan didn't have a foot fungus to go along with his foot fetish user!

And thus the bearer of quints spoketh.

Yea and they only show themselves in spooky places at night where 2 people can see them.
They dont go to...london at night, but some forrest to check out deers'n such

Unless they come in legally

According to this guy they like deer so maybe deer?

Of course

Anyone know if that jazz trap has a penis?

Plus how old is it?

'behold a pale horse'
read that its all in there

bump 4 interest

Bump 4 glorious Dan

I had a possible run in with some aliens, do you guys want to hear about it? I already wrote it here before.

The universe is fucking huge. Alien socities have to exist somewhere.

The universe is fucking huge. They probably haven't reached us.

As long as there's anal probe involved

Too much work, they don't wanna reach us

There might have been some, I really don't know. I'm going to write the greentext now.

you are a super high advanced civilization that can travel the galaxy and then you crash land in Roswell. incredible

Go ahead captain

stop fantasizing, gayfaggot

Lold

Dan's luck sucks don't it

Given how infinitely vast the universe is, it seems that it's absolutely impossible for there not to be intelligent life out there somewhere.

Well we know one things for sure, intelligent life isn't on earth

Samefag

mabybe ther engine was broken and they expected us to be cool and help fix it

Dan does seem to trust strangers so maybe

>Be me, 13-ish-year-old, October 2012
>Wake up in the middle of the night like I do sometimes
>Trying to fall asleep again
>Having a hard time going back to sleep, start daydreaming about Slenderman, because I was into the pastas
>WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN, my vision starts shaking violently and shifting colors
>I'm spooked as hell

Cont because I'm a slow typer

MODS

Nachos and refried beans and tacos and burritos. Things like that.

Pretty sure that the egyptians got their gods from aliens with high tech

Probably is life out there somewhere. Maybe intelligent life outside our solar system.

But, them coming here would require the laws of physics to be broken. That makes contact between two different intelligent species all but impossible, unless they happened to develop quite near each other.

Opening a ship-sized wormhole would take more energy than what is in the entire observable universe.

Was it really hazy like tunnel vision almost? I only ask because that happens to me sometimes ( sleep paralysis I assume) but I always say something out loud when it happens, fuck up thing was the last time a figure was in my door way to my bedroom n I seen it during one of these episodes n screamed out SATAN, thankfully no one in the house heard me

>What happened next I don't fully remember
>I remember looking down at my bare stomach, like i'm lying naked somewhere
>I remember seeing a figure, it had a slightly flat head, almost skull like with two large black oval eyes and no visible mouth, it was wearing an all black outfit with long sleeves
>After that was over I was scared shitless and went to sleep in my parents bed
Cont, that's about the whole encounter but some stuff started happening later
I don't remember it being like tunnel vision, but I did start getting sleep paralysis after the incident, will elaborate in cont.

Okay seriously though. Imagine that you are given a piece of alien tech that is decades ahead of what we are currently capable of. Something designed by creatures whose idea of "the way things work" is completely ambiguous to us.

Then you are told to figure out what it does and how to work it.

Then you are told to reverse engineer it for human use.

>You have two weeks.

Look in the mirror, they've been breeding with us for a long time now.

see this: youtube.com/watch?v=2LGQrVSxPvg

Except I wouldn't be me, I would be a team of eager scientist at a top-tier government research facility.

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I said plot twist THE FUCKING ALIEN DIDNT DIE his hand was forced in one way or another, this is based of actual intel btw

Still. Imagine growing up say in the bush in Africa as a telephone repair man. You have never seen an i phone in your life. You have seen the 90s brick style cellular phones but never a smartphone. Then one day, a white man comes and gives you the newest model of iphone. You have knowledge of how phones work and understand the concepts, but do you really think you would be able to replicate an iphone in two weeks even with your basic knowledge of telecommunication

With a willing and able alien named Dan that would be and was more then happy to help

Here is real image of a wild Ayy Lmao

No unless I had steve jobs with me like Roswell because they had Dan

Oh.

I'd love to do a buddy cop movie with one of them