Prove you're white, Sup Forums

Prove you're white, Sup Forums.

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I regularly let my wife get fucked by genetically superior black men and eat the cum out of her pussy.

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I pay taxes.

my missus prefers black dicks

im afraid of black men

I have a good credit score

I'm constantly worried about going extinct.

Me.

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I despise rap and hip hop.

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I have no lips

I make money using a computer.

Alex is a fucking NIGGER

I don't go outside and shout unintelligible english to my racial equivalents.

I bump trap music in my Honda civic constantly.

I like to go hiking in the countryside.

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I have no criminal record.

I'm not addicted to crack and malt liquor.

I know how to swim.

I don't chimp out and shoot people when I see a news story about niggers getting rekt by police.

I don't call other members of my race coon or Uncle Tom when I see them reading and writing above a 4th grade level.

I don't have any illegitimate children.

I don't care about shoes.

I hate watermelon

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my penis is only 5 inch

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Welfare is not my primary source of income.

Sometimes, when no one is watching, I eat mayo straight out the jar with a spoon.

Can't prove something wrong.

I listen to classical music, not songs by niggers about shooting other niggers.

I have an IQ over 100

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>songs
Rap: dumb niggers talking about dumb nigger problems, sometimes with a beat and/or rhymes

Why?

too white

All rap is garbage

I don't refer to my children as niggas and hoes.

aaannnnd you lost the game

most shitskins in my neighbourhood hate me

Ancestors are from Norway and they gave me blonde hair and blue eyes.

I can point my gun at a cop without being shot by them.

My dick is small

>136 IQ
>don't use it to start some sort of hip-hop culture business like record label or clothing line

I may have a future.

Please go try this and report results!

and mine is big stfu stupid bitch its not about dicks its about war, race war

i cant even prove i exist o paper
how can i be white if i technically dont even exist?

I don't run at cops who have a gun drawn and pointed at me and scream "I'm going to kill you!" while making threatening gestures.

youtube.com/watch?v=tznII9tDK1s

I have a dad and I know who is he

mexican?

I didu something

I can afford food nuff said

I don't have a father. I think I'm black.

Trump is daddy

I hate niggers, I hate Jews
I hate spics and Arabs too

how?
i dont even eat mexican food?

>and mine is big
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>i cant even prove i exist o paper

im not in jail

I always knew my father.

Im not a worthless peace of shit who just complains about what white people did the them hundreds of years ago.

Everyone type in chat. Alex is a stupid nigger

Alex is a stupid nigger

Alex is a stupid nigger..

Alex is a stupid nigger.

Im only doing this for the money

ALEX IS A STUPID FUCKING NIGGER

Not your personal army, nigger.

I have a small dick

>My people invented almost everything known to man.
>We conquered civilizations and took other races as slaves when we wanted.
>We only gave them their freedom when it benefited us.
>We advanced modern medicine and flew to the moon.
>We constructed the greatest civilizations known to man and have the richest history
>We're the only race that can have blue eyes, green eyes, hazel eyes, grey eyes.
>We're the only race that can have orange hair, red hair, blonde hair, brown hair.
>We are genetically superior to every other being on planet Earth and if it wasn't for us the world would still be living in the stoneage.
>Look at Africa compared to Europe, except for Capetown which looks descent. Only because whites built it.

"Muh dick"

I can build something better than a mud hut. Trust me bro, my pillow forts are the shit.

Howdy ho, neighbour, off to the mall! Got to hurry!
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Well, thanks for the warning, officer.
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Oh, hey, dad! You won't believe the day i have had-

You said it brother

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FUCKING THIS

Nailed it, watch niggers get jealous

you are our prophet

I think black lives matter is a terrorist organization

Most community swimming pools have a lane length of 25m, but olympic swimming pool length is 50m.

I think Taylor Swift is hot

Whites lived in their own shit during the Black Plauge. Pretty sure you didnt advance modern medicine.

Why the fuck does that shirt say "EXPENSIVE"

carry gun in car,
didn't get shot last week,
prrreettty sure my GF won't just sit there and film me as i bleed out in the seat next to her

And then found a cure for it.

I have never stolen anything
No criminal record
I go to work
Finished highschool
I dont use drugs

l love black dick

I've had casual conversations with on duty cops while high and carrying weed on me (not a state where it's legal)

no one ever said we didn't go backwards or act like niggers sometimes. but we got it straightened out and went on to do all the great things.

I never stole a bike

I think bananas are funny. Zozzle!

I own a top hat and know where Bratislava is.

>My people invented almost everything known to man

Wot

Antibiotics? Chemotherapy?

Africans and Asians still live i their own shit in mud huts. We also invented the majority of AIDS/HIV medication which your kind are dying from in their shacks nigger

Are you saying we didn't? Are you one of those faggot ass Afrocentric niggers that thinks blacks invented everything and whites "done stoled it all up"? If so, may i ask for credible fucking sources and citations. History and fact is my proof.

I grew up with running water and have been abroad on holidays. I've never been arrested.

>History and fact is my proof. Logic: my sword.

You beautiful specimen of a European

I have pink nipples

So you don't have any evidence you're just making absurd claims because you're jealous my people conquered shit while yours ask mine for donations on the television that MY people, once again invented. Then you cry on the internet on a computer/smartphone which my kind, once more invented, and you show your jealousy by claiming we stole it when you can;t give me a hint of fucking proof.

Do me a favor and get fucked you dumb nigger