You know what's funny?

You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

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suck a dick

Nice tits op

You know what's funnier? Your waistline. You look like a fucking mushroom.

That's the true beauty of Sup Forums
>if we met IRL
>will never happen

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Bigger tits than my ex

Come at me faggot

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Congrats to the bait

you are what's wrong with Sup Forums

leave, newfag

Puffy nipples/10

I have a judo red belt and I'm a bouncer at a night club.
6' 250lbs come at me.

I've already tracked you're IP, kiddo.

It's my hormones senpai

How's 8th grade

No, it's just your air filled nipple lookin ass

and the reason is!...?

summerfag

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we talk big shit meanwhile you are big shit :) stay mad skinnyfat
ps. dont push your luck faggot

You must be fun at parties.

kill yourself

you too

With that logic, you also fell for it newfriend

So you don't like the fish meme? Is that it?

jesus h christ, you must be taller laying down with a belly like that

Top kek

I'm actually pretty fun at parties. I bring the weed 90% of the time and usually have some guitar around the bond fire. Meanwhile you sit at home and have a sad yank all night till you fall asleep. Get mad.

I would personally love to beat up OP. no fuck that I would shoot him in the brlly hoping the bullet won't bounce off. Also I hope OP would die of diabetes, what a fat fuck

>Implying you aren't doing the same

>you know what's funny
That's not funny. Also, I don't care. Only people with IQs less than 100 resort to violence to try and solve their problems or prove their worth.

*tips fedora*

>implying you're such a gentleman and smarter than everyone else

Change out of your cargo shorts you smegma lord

Guys stop replying to this thread. OP is probably a fuck up in life, so he just tris to prove his existance worthy.

>change out of your cargo shorts you smegma lord
greatest way to beat down the autist scourge

Nice violation of AR 600-9 fatty, why don't you go do some remedial PT?

fag

holy fuck how new are you? this isn't reddit you stupid faggot

I've been on Sup Forums for only 7 months. Chill

>Implying you don't like torturing yourself keep coming here
>Implying you couldn't be MAGA RIGHT NOW!

kill yourself

We need the marine pasta

Nice teets but time stamp pls

Leave newfag

You sound like you've been here for only 1 week. "Kill yourself" that's very Sup Forums-like to say

>You sound like you've been here for only 1 week.
>that's very Sup Forums-like to say

well which is it you sperglord?

Anime?

You're right, no weapon on earth could penetrate that blubber.

Says hes fun. Brings guitar partys. Your a fucking fag user.

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I dont think your mommy would want you talking so edgy like that kid. Go back to roblox fag

He's probably one of the kids that sees greentexts posted on other sites and stumbles here thinking that it always works the same way

You're right. I'd die from laughing.

You were more threatening to me when you sent your pic of yourself wearing the giant foam cowboy hat while wearing a furry tail butt plug.

Kek

BLYAT

Yeah, that's nice. So you can find out what town the kid lives in. But to get any closer, you'd need a warrant. Don't ask me how I know that..

samefag

Hey fuck you buddy I was here for Jessie slaughter and if you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna put a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie

BITCH, PLEASE.

First of all I am only 285 pounds, so before you start calling me fat know that I could kick any of your asses. If this piece of shit ever touched ANY woman in a discriminating way, whether it be my girlfriend, mother, or whomever, I wouldn't stand for it. When I was young my dad taught me how to kickbox and when I was a teenager I took Judo classes for an entire year. Needless to say, I know how to get shit done. If that's not enough, me and my friends sword fight all the time so if I just so happen to have a blade on me, or even a fucking stick, this guy is dead. I've been in over a dozen fights in school and even got suspended for 10 days just for beating up a kid who stole the pencil off my desk. I don't give a fuck. I am a warrior and this piece of shit, no matter how big he is, wouldn't last long against a real man like me. He is more than welcome to slap any girl's ass around me, but he'd just be signing his own death sentence. Pic related.

i just.....
i can't.
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet....

Wow real edgy kid. Go back to roblox nigger

Gtfo, newfags

K lets have the millions of fags on here all take you on at the same time and see what happens

Бляать!!!!!

Блять!!!!!

If u were actually decent at b8 youd know to at least make a separate thread

lol you and your friend sword fight?

how many appendages are you both missing? banging swords together like 2 gay guys with glow in the dark condoms in a dark room is not sword fighting

Jessie Slaughter? You're still a newfag. I was in the Habbo raids m8.

Блять!!!!!

ahahahaha.

This is the product of pure free speech. Cower in fear.

No wtf. I've been here for 7 months

I'm shocked by this racism. People who browse Sup Forums don't deserve to simply exist...
What the fuck is wrong with you guys...
Did your parents never teach you basic morals?
~Not OP

bad b8 you kike

I guess that fat fuck is wearing his brother's JROTC pants