>be me >spend all day reading up on heinous criminals and learn their ways >wait till midnight to work out because i know it makes normies freak >sometimes i squat outside in the dark with an evil grin on my face just on the offchance one of my neighbors sees me >when im not im attacking my giant tire with a sledgehammer ive nicknamed The Last Laugh because i laugh like a maniac any time i use it and it'd be the last thing anyone sees if they tried to interrupt me >put up a panel of chainlink fence against the back of my house to simulate me climbing up and around a prison cell / mma ring with a bell at the top i ring when i beat my top score (popping water balloons i put on the fence and have to pop in order as i climb and stab with my stiletto switchblade knife >can tell i'm getting smarter, faster, and stronger every night >it's only a matter of time before i move on the greater "challenges"
Kys manlet dweebs im the next Joker. Im a maniac MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brayden Collins
This is great. You're awesome. More stories please.
Sebastian Murphy
> wants to be a supervillian > pops lots of water balloons
good job op.
Adrian Hall
This a cringe thread?
Daniel Brooks
Hows it cringe?
Isaac Ward
I can only get hard when choking girls with my belt to the point where they struggle
Ayden Wood
Your autism level is unreal
James Ward
/thread
Elijah Johnson
facepalm.gif
William Lee
I'm learning different languages and I like to practice accents. i wanted to be a spy :D also i go to the gym and eat healthy if that counts, also i practice singing and piano so i can travel and make money off of that, i just don't have any missions yet. give me a mission
Cooper Bennett
Dude, it's pretty fuckin cringe
Owen Fisher
C-can I train with you, senpai?
Dylan Reyes
Travel to Greenland or Switzerland and start huge fires on the glaciers
Jaxson Robinson
Assassinate your town/borough/village/mud hut's highest local authority. He's a traitor to your community and must be stopped
Bentley Miller
who the fuck has their kitchen upstairs?
Bentley Barnes
OP you need to practice some other things as well:
>when im not im attacking my giant tire with a sledgehammer ive nicknamed The Last Laugh because i laugh like a maniac any time i use it and it'd be the last thing anyone sees if they tried to interrupt me
Jesus Christ. You literally are Bane.
Ryan Bell
Had to screencap
Colton Rivera
There's this thing called a 'basement' and it's where people like OP live.
Jaxon Hernandez
da fuck you think this is? deus ex or some shit?
Nathaniel Morgan
...
Landon Young
>30 yr olds living in the basement
Lincoln Johnson
Go to Yellowstone park and throw cheese into the super volcano
Leo Scott
somthing like this. Except >>lock picking >>explosives >>poisons >>forgery >>out door survival >home made weapons >>basic plastic surgery self modifcation not too sure anyones done that but if you can change your looks when a description matches. Aswell as change your ID thru forgery you'll be around a lot longer. >>social networking and manipulation >>interogations/torture >>multiple languages >>hand to hand combat >>sleep deprevation and cold weather survival >>first aid
Jaxson Mitchell
You're fucking retarded
Landon Davis
:D
Jordan Thomas
Stab a tree to death
Brayden Thomas
:D that doesn't need any skill
Parker Rivera
Public speaking, need to max out your charisma
Colton Hill
is this bait?
Carson Adams
same here m8
Henry Myers
Ever find something on Sup Forums that makes you run to the bathroom before you piss yourself with laughter? I just had that.
Austin Morgan
kys
Easton Perry
this
David Gutierrez
Put me on the leddit post?
Lucas Hughes
>You're a joke
Nolan Hughes
OP. Post a pic of your hand and timestamp.
Jaxon Wilson
Why
Daniel Martinez
No kitty that's my chicky tendies!
NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!
Austin Thomas
(OP) i want to see op's hand
Ryan Moore
This is important man. Your hand can tell us a lot about the type of madman our society may see one day. Show us.
Samuel Rivera
> > (OP) it's important
Austin Collins
>having to explain the joke figure it out yourself
Christopher Davis
Here ya go dweebs
Isaac Baker
You failed us OP.
Jonathan Stewart
that is the best thing ive read in a long time thank you
Owen Johnson
Quads of truth. >Be OP >Find image on google >Crop it >Rename it muh hand >Post it >Creates B8
Justin Lewis
Cosplay fag level epic
Dylan Rodriguez
that's literally codyslab
Ethan Perry
>works out >can tell i'm getting smarter
Isaiah Harris
Welcome to Sup Forums, summerfags.
Lincoln Perry
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Hunter Brown
>tfw teenagers always think they're the joker but tend to end up as jim, dwight, or kevin from the office
Henry Cruz
>I was only pretending to be retarded! Too bad you went Full Retard.
Xavier Walker
>maybe if I call them summer fags they wont think im a fucking idiot
Angel Russell
Probably This Also he is getting better lol wtf
Grayson Myers
Nigger you`re describing south detroit somehow.
Wyatt Walker
You are going to be my first victim i got your ip mate you dun goofed.