Be me

>be me
>spend all day reading up on heinous criminals and learn their ways
>wait till midnight to work out because i know it makes normies freak
>sometimes i squat outside in the dark with an evil grin on my face just on the offchance one of my neighbors sees me
>when im not im attacking my giant tire with a sledgehammer ive nicknamed The Last Laugh because i laugh like a maniac any time i use it and it'd be the last thing anyone sees if they tried to interrupt me
>put up a panel of chainlink fence against the back of my house to simulate me climbing up and around a prison cell / mma ring with a bell at the top i ring when i beat my top score (popping water balloons i put on the fence and have to pop in order as i climb and stab with my stiletto switchblade knife
>can tell i'm getting smarter, faster, and stronger every night
>it's only a matter of time before i move on the greater "challenges"

who else /supervillain/ in the making here?

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come upstairs honey your chicky tendies are done

OP try less hard

Op is a fag

10/10

10/8

Kys manlet dweebs im the next Joker. Im a maniac MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is great. You're awesome. More stories please.

> wants to be a supervillian
> pops lots of water balloons

good job op.

This a cringe thread?

Hows it cringe?

I can only get hard when choking girls with my belt to the point where they struggle

Your autism level is unreal

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I'm learning different languages and I like to practice accents. i wanted to be a spy :D also i go to the gym and eat healthy if that counts, also i practice singing and piano so i can travel and make money off of that, i just don't have any missions yet. give me a mission

Dude, it's pretty fuckin cringe

C-can I train with you, senpai?

Travel to Greenland or Switzerland and start huge fires on the glaciers

Assassinate your town/borough/village/mud hut's highest local authority. He's a traitor to your community and must be stopped

who the fuck has their kitchen upstairs?

OP you need to practice some other things as well:

>lockpicking
>hot wiring vehicles
>computer hacking skills
>bowstaff skills
>shooting
>sneak

>when im not im attacking my giant tire with a sledgehammer ive nicknamed The Last Laugh because i laugh like a maniac any time i use it and it'd be the last thing anyone sees if they tried to interrupt me

Jesus Christ. You literally are Bane.

Had to screencap

There's this thing called a 'basement' and it's where people like OP live.

da fuck you think this is? deus ex or some shit?

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>30 yr olds living in the basement

Go to Yellowstone park and throw cheese into the super volcano

somthing like this. Except
>>lock picking
>>explosives
>>poisons
>>forgery
>>out door survival >home made weapons
>>basic plastic surgery self modifcation
not too sure anyones done that but if you can change your looks when a description matches. Aswell as change your ID thru forgery you'll be around a lot longer.
>>social networking and manipulation
>>interogations/torture
>>multiple languages
>>hand to hand combat
>>sleep deprevation and cold weather survival
>>first aid

You're fucking retarded

:D

Stab a tree to death

:D that doesn't need any skill

Public speaking, need to max out your charisma

is this bait?

same here m8

Ever find something on Sup Forums that makes you run to the bathroom before you piss yourself with laughter? I just had that.

kys

this

Put me on the leddit post?

>You're a joke

OP. Post a pic of your hand and timestamp.

Why

No kitty that's my chicky tendies!

NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!

(OP)
i want to see op's hand

This is important man. Your hand can tell us a lot about the type of madman our society may see one day. Show us.

>
> (OP)
it's important

>having to explain the joke
figure it out yourself

Here ya go dweebs

You failed us OP.

that is the best thing ive read in a long time
thank you

Quads of truth.
>Be OP
>Find image on google
>Crop it
>Rename it muh hand
>Post it
>Creates B8

Cosplay fag level epic

that's literally codyslab

>works out
>can tell i'm getting smarter

Welcome to Sup Forums, summerfags.

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>tfw teenagers always think they're the joker but tend to end up as jim, dwight, or kevin from the office

>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Too bad you went Full Retard.

>maybe if I call them summer fags they wont think im a fucking idiot

Probably This
Also he is getting better lol wtf

Nigger you`re describing south detroit somehow.

You are going to be my first victim i got your ip mate you dun goofed.

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omg best post of the day

is it me or does he look like ....

Faces of Sup Forums

This is me and my channel:

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Okay, you don't need to go outside your house to be a supervillain.

the best ones are at home. become a hacker! seriously, everything is getting more digital. you can create so much more chaos when you do it digitally.

you know, a REAL hacker. not a DDOS'er, everyone can pull of that shit.

babby's first meme

yeah, working out can make you smarter. look it up.

nice damage control

You don't climb in the cage. You don't turn your back on your opponent. It's not "wrestling".

Why is not a picture of someone in the process of wrapping? Or do you just suck at it?

>mfw this guy thinks hackers are like hollywood makes them out to be

>mfw the bait is real

>right over the nipple

is life really about insulting each other? lets just all go play pokemon

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Neo

>mfw this is my first thread
>mfw is huge success and everybody took the b8
>mfw i have no face

I almost lost you, my kitty closed the browser

>is huge success and everybody took the b8
not even close

You're so edgy. You should save this post and read it 5 years from now. Dumbass!

God damn it you're a huge faggot.

mfw i'm not actually OP
mfw idk if OP is actually retard
mfw that was the only legit b8 and you took it.
mfw I have no face
mfw I trolled you

how does it taste the b8 little fish?