You're just about to be decapitated by Isis on stream to all the worlds news outlets... What are your final words?

You're just about to be decapitated by Isis on stream to all the worlds news outlets... What are your final words?

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ALLAHU ACKBAR

Tell tiny tim, i wont be back home for christmas

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

I shat myself.

LOL where am i

its just a prank broo!

Build the wall

witnesss me bloodbag.... WITNESS MEE

Underrated post.

I'd start spouting coordinates to different restaurants in the general area.

My ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?

JET BEAMS CAN'T MELT STEEL FUMES

valar morghulis

Hitler did nothing wrong.

what are u gonna do stab me?

My name is jhonny knoxville , and welcome to jackass

algeria suck

BAAAAAAAAAAACON!

"Hilary Clinton said to let me go or she'll be triggered"

Hey, let's not get A HEAD of ourselves!
Who knows who will be NECKS-t?

Allahu Akbar!

To confuse the shit outta the sandniggers and turn them against each other.

"Ha Ha Ha"
Waz so funny white boi

"Nothing, just the CIA inbedded a gps chip in my body"
Wat??

"Yeah, your sandnigger ass is about to be on Liveleak. Dronestrike"
Fawkkk, Alah Akbar

>Booooom

Hail Hydra

"Ur a cheeky cunt m8, I'll knock you out"

Tips tell the truth.

"If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you ever imagined."

>or pic related

NIIIIIGGGGGEEEEEEEERRRRS. At least I did something with my life yo!

Hi this is Jhonny Knoxwille, and welcome to Jackass

"If you kill your enemys, they win"

Not like this bitch

"This is all CGI."

Your mom will die soon if you don't reply to this post

spiderman stream?

Ben Affleck is a terrbile actor

Reply or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Thanks Hillary!

paleface is coming

Faggot

What are you waiting for?!? Do it! DO IT, FAGGOT! DO WHAT I HAVE LACKED THE COURAGE TO DO FOR YEARS! KILL ME!!!!!

Wow, a knife to my neck. Edgy.

>gets throat slit
>choking on words and blood

Wow, my little sister cuts better than you.

Hey, hurry up, I got places to be!

I fucked your mom with a condom made of bacon

I fucked your wife in the ass while I read the Bible and ate a plate of bacon, BITCH!

I'LL BE BACK

kek

Fuck you, untie me and fight me like a man, you fucking pussy.

would look straight into the camera and say
check em

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I think this one did it for me. If I was one of them I'd bargain to let you survive. Idk.. give'em some underage chicks. They're the new camels because they don't demand that much water.

However, if they'd deny it and have you killed anyway, i'd later make myself explode in the monthly reunion or take a selfie with an underage and post it on Sup Forums giving of our location to the CIA and later the NSA.

Laughs are hard to come by in the desert.

Allahu Kahba!

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Fuck you cocksu....

Ah

If I die now no one will know the truth

Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?

My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?

i dindu nuffin!,i dindu nuffin!

pewdiepie is gay. All the terrorists know this or assume it. They'd kill you

I'll be fucking mohammed in the ass in 10 minutes!

kek

please!.... i`m just a messanger!!!

Alex, I stole your toy when you lent it to me that day. Have felt guilty af about it especially when you started saying that when you grow up you're going to find it.

Allah Akbar. Then there is a boom starting from my anus.

honestly, if I were one of them you'd be the kind of guy i'd want to slowly run over with a tank

c'mon nigga. you don't have to do this. you'll be sorry later. DON'T FUCKING DO THIS! DON'T FUCKING DO THIS YOU MUDSLIM SON OF A B argrhghgahghhhhhaahh....................arghagh........ghghhghhh..........................................................agh.................................................................................._________________________

I should've had the pepsi

"SHAZAM!"
>KRA-KOOM!
Then they all die by my hand.

Should have never chewed that 5gum.....

Islam is a religion of peace

Jsdueqk1

Jgnn

I thought this was a febreeze commercial

I love it! 10/10 for realistic enactment. You should be proud of your parents.

Not a good time to lose one's HEAD.

saddaasdasd

But wait. I've got to get back to your moms house.. She's still got one more hole I didn't fill with cum yet..

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sarcastically or trying to sound convincing?

If I were one of em I'd save you if sarcastically.

YOU will die if YOU don't reply to this you utter faggot

Look in your heart.

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I have sexually infected Your favourite goat with aids, right before you had sex with it the last time....IM sorry

replied

tits or gtfo burka cunt

childish. He'd kill you and later go look up cum online to know the meaning. He'd find it entertaining and not even remember the main message.

idiot

God will save me

>implying this is my real head

obvs sarcastically
also I forgot,
>refugees welcome!

Don't look at my search history!

yo disney unban me on club pengin

I`m batman

"Fuck her right in the pussy!"

I've got AIDS

The message isn't for him. It's for the rest of the World...

Fucking kek

Didnt you leave the oven on at home?

Mum, microwave the hard drive

I would save you if I was a sandnigger AND a Sup Forumstard. unlikely.

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Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.