Meme minorities

Do you have obscure minorities in your country that are almost forgotten? We have these:

>Rusyns
They live in the far Norteast. Language is related to Ukrainian, but they consider themselves a separate ethnicity. Many of them are assimilated and you can recognise them only by their religion, which is Greek Catholicism, whereas Slovaks are traditionally Roman Catholics or Lutherans.

>Gorals
You can find them in the mountainous border areas near Poland and Czech Republic. They live in the mountain valleys, language is related to Polish.

>Carpathian Germans
Came here in the Middle Ages to repopulate the land after plagues and Mongol invasion. Were concantrated in mining towns of Central Slovakia and big cities. They use dialects that are hard to understand for standard German speakers. Mostly Protestant. Only a few thousands left after the post-WWII expulsion.

>Croats
In the Southwest. Descendants of refugees from the Ottoman wars in the Balkans. Mostly assimilated.

>Valachs
Romance speakers, shepherds in the mountains, only speak Slovak for several centuries.

>Jews
Only a few thousands left. Even less of those who stayed observant. Mostly in big cities.

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostsiedlung
youtube.com/watch?v=FqmWnT68NvE
youtube.com/watch?v=tAYC-Sg66L0
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kven_people
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kven_language
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Greeks and serbs

We also have Hungarians, Gypsies and some Czechs, but they're not obscure.

>ukrainian

no such language

> no such language will be a second official language in poland

>brit bullies a pole and tells him to get out of his country
>everyone calls the brit a jew paki

>pole tells an ukrainian to get lost
>everyone applauds the pole and laughs

Why do poles get a free pass at harassing white people?

>ukrainian will be a second official language in poland
is this what hohols believe? serious question

Only official minorities are Italians and Hungarians and they're pretty small so I guess they count.

Are the Croats the same as the communities in Burgenland?

I've been to Croatian villages in Slovakia
It was an interesting experience

>Do you have obscure minorities in your country that are almost forgotten?

The Welsh?

>Do you have obscure minorities in your country that are almost forgotten
Amish

The sorbs and the frisians.
The sorbs are known a bit because of the krabat book that build upon their myths.

Vietnam has some tribes with less than 1000 members, the smallest one, Ơ Đu, has 350 people, they are pretty meme i think.

>slovakian language
>ian

>The sorbs
Sorbs are east German Slavs that resitet assimilation

>Samis
Serves no purpose in the world

>Tornedalingar
They speak some sort of bastardized version of Finnish

Fuck you, Charlie

Polabians too, but they went extinct a few hundred years ago.

>resitet
*resisted

Cornish is literally the biggest meme ethnicity ever

>biggest
heh

>Cherkessians
A people from the caucuse mountains that went trough something close to a genocide under the Russian empire and fled to Ottoman empire. They live in few villages and although muslim sided with Jews during war of independence
>Assyrians
They claim to be the the remnants of ancient Assyrians and are Christians. They have an identity crisis with some selfidentifing as Arabs and others getting insulted if they are called that. They recently won a recognition as a separate ethnic group by the goverment
>Samaritans
They claim to be ancient Israelites from the northern kingdom. There were millions of them but they were genocided by the Byzantine empire after a series of rebellions and now there are only few hundreds left

what about Ethiopian Jews?

>Finlandssvenskar
They speak some sort of bastardized version of Swedish and the old ones think they're "nobles" somehow.
>gypsies
Swedes made a gypsy hanging law in 1637 and they all fled here instead. The ones that don't steal are hated by the thief ones, and they actually stab and shoot each other over that. Main bulk of the prison population.
>Samis
Reindeer herders that gradually drift south to be unemployed in Helsinki
>Tatars
900 or so Russian muslims in Helsinki that were resettled here in the 1800s.

There are to many of them to call them obscure and they are generally considered as a subgroup of Jews. Yes I know, but it serves no point to question that since they are already here.

Do you have a minority that keeps to a viking style of life?

Ethiopian jews are pretty well known. The Zimbabwean Lemba jews are pretty obscure, though. I don't know whether they have a diaspora in Israel, though.

>Finland
>Viking

What about the druze?
Tell me about the druze.

Even Russian nobility was shaped by Vikings so why not finland?

people living on all those small islands along the coast have old-timey fisher villages.
but they don't go raiding up the rivers.

Injuns
Amish
Cajuns
Melungeons
White people :^)

why do they wear the scarf?

>Bulgarian Germans
Apparently they had quite the eventful history with multiple migration waves, the most recent being in the late 19th century. Most of them were moved by Hitler during WWII.

>Gagauz
An Orthodox Turkic language speaking people that live on the Northern Black Sea coast. Their ancestry is a huge meme and nobody can really agree where they come from.

Apparently we also have a small amount of Czechs and Slovaks too.

Why are Germans such gypsies?

>tfw no old minorities
feels good man

They live in Israel Syria and Lebanon. They have strong warrior culture and a secret monoteistic religion that believes in reincarnation. They have a strong warrior tradition. Their spiritual leader resides in Israel. The Israeli ones side with the Jews in the conflict, many are career officers and reach high positions in the army. The Syrian ones are allied with Assad and the Lebanese ones switch sides all the time. Even though they are divided by loyalties to enemy countries and may face each other in battle they are also loyal to each other and try to walk this line carefully.

Do they still have cool sounding names like Ragnar the Whale Rapist?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostsiedlung

a lot of -sson ending family names, but they're not edgy.

Why does every Eastern European country have minority communities of a dozen ethnicities from random other countries? How did Czechs end up in Bulgaria for example? Why are there Ukrainians, Armenians, Greeks,... everywhere?

Ravio Ragnar

>USSR
>World War II
>Austria-Hungary
>fairly artificially constructed borders in most cases

>>USSR
>>World War II
Most ethnicities are older than these, even older than Austria-Hungary, are they not?
Eastern Europe just seems like a huge clusterfuck.

>San
Ancient hunter gatherers who live in the desert and speak a strange clicking language. If I'm not mistaken, they are the oldest surviving ethnicity on Earth.

>Namib Germans
Europeans who come here from Namibia and speak a German dialect.

>Greeks, Italians, Yugoslavs etc
Rich foreigners who come here and buy property. They have their own suburbs and private schools.


As for the rest, I don't know if they could be considered memes because there's too many.

>Greeks
first arrived to Hungary after the Ottomans fled the country at the end of the 17th century, as merchants and settlers to uninhabited lands, then a second wave, composed of Communist Greeks, came in the 1950s after the Greek Civil War
>Armenians
there were some Armenians here after the conquest of the Carpathian Basin, who've followed the invading Hungarians, but large-scale settlement of Armenians only began in the 18th century, who moved to the Kingdom of Hungary to escape Ottoman oppression

all were parts of soviet block
people from half of African and Asian states studied here
also lots of people from neighboring or not too distant countries worked as miners etc to support "the cause" of commies

>that one municipality with Slovenes down south and the two up in the north-east
Didn't know that was a thing

I wasn't saying they were created by those things, I was explaining why they're in other countries. It depends on the case, some are well-established for centuries in the countries they're in, some were displaced by some relatively recent conflict.

There's a lot factors. Turmoil, wars. Also Eastern Europe is the border between Western Europe and Asia. Czechs came here to settle desolate lands after our Liberation. Armenians mostly came here after or during WWI, but have been here historically for centuries.

>some are well-established for centuries in the countries they're in
Why are there so many of those in eastern and central Europe, but very few in western Europe?

>Gypsies
Greatest scum ever who cry racism every single time. Also they use shitloads of drugs and alcohol.
>Sami
Alcoholics who complain about their language "rights" and want rest of the Finland to pay for their dying language courses.

the Memeiest meme minority would be the Cornish

They have their own terrorist group which claims that English celebrity chefs who have restaurants in Cornwall are enemies of the Cornish people, and they'll remove every single English flag that they see

This is how our Vietnamese and North Korean communities were created.

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Western European borders have remained relatively unchanged for centuries and the Germans, French, English, Spanish, etc have always had independent homelands of some kind, so no need to go anywhere else. There is a small German speaking population in your country as well as France anyway, is there not?

Aren't there supposed to be like ~3000 Cornish speakers and they all learned Cornish as a second language? This map seems dubious.

>There is a small German speaking population in your country as well as France anyway, is there not?
Yes, but they are not ethnic exclaves, they are right on the border with Germany.

Cornwall is sparsely populated
Not sure about speakers, but I thought it was at about 10,000 and like you said, most learned it as a second language

This sounds badass af.
I kbew they were some platonist reincarnation mystery religion but the warrior stuff I didnt heard of yet.
Based.

>Caldoches
White people living in New Caledonia for a long time (most if them usually came here between 1850 and 1900) some of them are descendant from prisoners who were send in New Caledonia. They usually vote for loyalist party and represent 27% of the population. They speak with a weird accent.
They love to do cowboy things youtube.com/watch?v=FqmWnT68NvE

>Béké
Descendant of rich white people in the Antilles, they control something like 70% if the economy in those island. Their accent is a mix between quebecois and nigger creole.

>Georgetowniens
Immigrants from Guyana in French guiana, usually consider by the local population as the most dangerous and violent immigrants in the department.

>Petits blancs des hauts, in reunion island
Descendant of poor white people who settled in Reunion island in the last centuries. Most of them are pretty mixed because their ancestors used to married malgaches women. They lives in the inlands.

There's a lot of others ethnies in our overseas department and territories that people don't really know about

Some Hungarians and Croatians in the east
Our westernmost province is badically swiss
And in the south a handful of bilingual street signs are resisting the vicious onslaught of Haiders ghost

and Italians in South Tyrol

>down to 13.000 from 150.000 in just 150 years

nvr forgt

I don't understand why Haider hated Slovenes in Austria. They think of themselves as Slavic Austrians - Carinthians and I don't think their dialects are intelligible with standard Slovene.

Heil Haider!

>Slavic
Therein lies the problem for these people.

>and I don't think their dialects are intelligible with standard Slovene.

There are a few videos by a troll reporter who interviewed austrian slovenes.
A bunch of old fucks talking in slovene, claiming that they don't speak slovene, but windisch, because they're deffo not slovenes and the reporter trolling them about it. The austrian germanisation propaganda was quite severe in the old days apparently.

All dialects are intelligible to an extent except some have more loanwords and unique elements than others

Ragnar Tamerlanesoon

I've read it on their ethnologue.com page.

youtube.com/watch?v=tAYC-Sg66L0

tasmanians

>cornish
meme

>irish gypsies
barely irish, barely gypsy
just a bunch of """"""travelling""""""" (most live in council estates now) chavs tbqhwy

>romanian gypsies
used to be a lot more common than they are today
haven't seen one in years but apparently there is still a significant number somewhere

Méankieli?

Hundreds of them, from sub-hohols to the south, to chukchas on the north-east. A lot of finno-urgics and mongoloids such as tatars, bashkirs, tuvins, etc

Havent really been politically informed at the time but slavs/any eastern bloc migrants used to be the big bogeyman for the right wing. Now its all about muslims with huge amounts of slavic immigrants actually voting FPÖ (they openly solicit for the serb vote in vienna)

>huge amounts of slavic immigrants actually voting FPÖ
Fucking idiots.

Bretons
Normands
Basques
Corsicans
Alsatians

All meme minorities

The only real meme ethnicity we have is Irish Travellers (commonly known as Pikeys or just Gypsies, know. As Knackers in Ireland and Tinkers in Scotland and Ireland)

Remember the film Snatch? Brad Pitt played the "pikey boxer" from the caravan park? Well that's a good depiction of them. They roam like gypsies, they are insular as fuck, they generally don't see themselves as British (sometimes Irish) and they are believed to have split genetically from Irish people in the 12th century. they have their own language called Shelta which is supposedly a fast paced mix of Irish Gaelic an English mixed in with a lot of weird words they made up, it's purposely made hard to understand so outsiders can't understand.

Generally unlike gypsies they do actually work, the general stereotype is that they go place to place tarmacking driveways etc. They are heavily Catholic and strongly believe in gender roles, and they generally believe in domestic violence. They also love to fight each other and box, every young man has to "protect his family's name" by boxing with lads from other families, so they are trained to fight from a young age, which is why they make such GOAT boxers (like Tyson Fury)

>Basques
actually older than all other Europeans

>eastern bloc migrants
You're not just politically uninformed

t. Billy-Bob Rousseau

Meh they are anti eu and third world migratiom which I can get on board with until there is a right leaning liberal party (I really like this Sulik guy of yours desu)

Oh boy where do i start?

>Gypsies
Most disgusting scum to walk this earth, steal stab and fight. Only thing they've done for this nation is to clash with immigrants who are starting to steal stab and do all these gypsy activities.

>Fenno-"swedes"
Finns who talk bastardized swedish who swedes don't understand and uphold this picture of being "upper class" or Bättre folk more locally

>Tatars
Never met em, heard they're well integrated and uphold their traditions good.

>Samis
Reindeerniggers who complain about everything

>Russians at the eastern border
Buy land, move here, don't speak the language and be fucking rude.

>Tatere
No idea who they were. They were attempted genocided in the 1950s, I have no idea how many survived or if their culture still exists. I think they fall under the English word gypsies, but we have three words for that in Norway, refering to different peoples.

>Sigoynere
I think that's what they are called. Also a type of gypsies, but have a different language and haven't been in Norway for as long as the Tatere.

>Kvener
People speaking a northern Finnish dialect that live somewhere in the north.

There are also Saami, but they are hardly forgotten. Out of the Saami, there are multiple subgroups, and only the inland Northern Saami really gets attention, the other groups are much more forgotten.
There are three Saami languages in Norway, and another two (?) are extinct in Norway, but may remain in other countries.
It's the Northern Saami that get the by far most attention, by no means obscure, but the sub group of Coast Saami are much more forgotten. The saami that lived on the coast.
Out of the other languages that still remain, Lule Saami are the most obscure ones. They got some attention recently for a rape epidemic I think? But overall, they are ignored.
Southern Saami are also pretty ignored compared to the North Saami, but get more attention than the other group, but still very little. While the Lule Saami are mostly located in one location, Southern Saami people are spread across 100s of kilometers while being rare, so I think the living communities are smaller.
The extinct languages may still have some people of their origin, but I don't know if they exist anymore, never heard about them.

Where do kven people live and how much are there still left? Just interested.

"Former eastern bloc" is what those countries are still primarily refered to as here

What's the relations between them and niggers/pakis ?

Carinthia is former eastern bloc? Because that's where Slovene Carinthians are from.

apparently the call themselves irish or something of the sort

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I just pointed out that slavs were seen as a problem as an answer to why Haider took issue with the ones in carinthia

APPARENTLY we have more roman gypsies than pikeys

He was a neonazi scum who wanted to continue what the scum did before him but what you're saying is nonsense.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kven_people

I don't know much. Mostly in Finnmark, some in Troms.

The language is apparently spoken by around 2000 people, but almost all of them are old, so it'll be extinct soon.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kven_language

Zealanders, especially those from Copenhagen. They are Swedes in disguise.

Yes, genocide was in fact part of the party program but dont tell anyone

You forget the jews, Pekka

In general they see all non-Travellers as the same

I think he's upset that Heider didn't differentiate between Slovenes in Carinthia who were there for centuries, even before German Austrians, and who were integrated into Austrian culture and immigrants from the Eastern Bloc who came to Austria in the 90s.