Bored. My IQ is 142. Ask me anything

Bored. My IQ is 142. Ask me anything.

inb4 jealous autists bombard me with hateful words as a coping mechanism, even though I don't even consider my IQ a positive trait

Its caused me a lot of loneliness throughout my life, youth especially.

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How do I find out my IQ?

How did you forget about Sarah Marshall?

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What's your career?

Go to a psychologist who specializes in it. I took the test as a boy in elementary school.

>Hey guys my IQ is 142
>I don't consider it anything special
>Noone likes or talks to me because of my IQ
>Totally because of my immense IQ
>Not the fact i'm in insufferable cunt

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

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You must be a virgin

What have you done with it
Im in Mensa and Ive done jack shit

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>"Its caused me a lot of loneliness throughout my life, youth especially."
*It's caused me a lot of loneliness throughout my life, youth especially.

Stop pretending to be smart. You fucking pretentious twat.

youre full of shit psychology has nothing to do with iq

what do you think of this?

youtu.be/mPR7LB2ayoU

is it art?

are there any spychologists you could recommend?

You dickhead, I was going to correct him!
Sup Forumsros in arms, I guess.

virginfag

So i m stupid comparing me and you, are u happy in your life? If you know that somebody have lower IQ than you, you hate/dislike him?

Just overthought a lot of shit
Psychologists are trained to perform IQ tests on patients
You're right. Funny thing is high IQ is apparently associated with celibacy.

>even though I don't even consider my IQ a positive trait
Still haven't decided. I'm 18.
I'm considering organic chemistry, English or French literature, or even acting.
My verbal IQ is higher than my non-verbal, so I'm better at creative tasks rather than mathematics.

Can I place myself on a pedestal, then?

Mine was 141 before I had 7 strokes. Aphasia is annoying and ataxia is enraging. But I live with them. I'm not racist because everyone is an idiot.

I was depressed for most of my life until recently. Psychedelic therapy helped, also just getting older and understanding myself more.

hey man I have a question for you. Its kinda related to this thread even.
Do you feel there is a lot of jealousy or sort of alpha/beta-Male behaviour in the upper IQ-ranks?
compared to what you high-IQ people (like 141 and over) get from just normal retards

Just overthought a lot of shit, huh?
What does that even mean

You know IQ goes down with age, so maybe you should get rechecked and let us know

What I've done for most of my life is just dumb myself down I guess, it's allowed me to get friends and my best friend actually did the same as me

You got whats called a superiority complex. Im afraid the only cure is growing the fuck up.

I don't, but the people I talk to are basically exclusively people that think like me. It could be that, or it could be that I have a tendency to dominate people I see as a possible, but perhaps unwilling resource.

>took the test as a boy in elementary school.
I can guarantee you your IQ is no longer 142. Get it taken again.

>Its caused me a lot of loneliness throughout my life, youth especially.
My IQ is high but not that high. I understand this pain though. Its why I started smoking weed.

He thinks he's sad because he's smart and thinks a lot about things, when most people with depression overthink things and he probably needs to talk to a therapist and get on some antidepressants.

You realize that the IQ tests you take with that age are far from accurate, even by IQ test standards. There are a lot of 140IQ children, later on in life it's entirely possible that they end up with an IQ from 100 or even below. Do the test again for >relative< accuracy.

I feel you

I had it retaken in high school as well and got the same results.

>inb4 jealous autists bombard me with hateful words as a coping mechanism, even though I don't even consider my IQ a positive trait

Empathy is for the gays, not /b. Calm down

if its not a positive trait, why mention it?

Oh, well thats fuckin stupid
I AM depressed, and I dont bitch about it.
Fucking angsty 18 year olds

that sounds more like its all alpha people. Also like what were doing to OP here.

he clearly is a beta pussy though...

wait I explicitly try not to show empathy for the gays. Dont tell me I was wrong all this time

Pretentious fag is pretentious
>"People don't like me because I am so smart, not because I am a huge faggot".

>"Anyone who does criticize me is just a pleb autist who is jealous of the intellectual juggernaut that is my mind".

Next time try channeling all that supposed brain power into a better excuse for trying brag over the Internet other than "I am bored".

how long is your penis from base to tip?

Mines 141. I find I get more bored and lonely as I get older. Probably doesn't help i'm in the middle of a divorce lol.

It makes me feel better that someone else feels the same way. 140 is the loneliest number.

I understand. I was approximated at 140 about 40 years ago. Ended up being a "Renaissance Man." My career has nothing to do with my major, because I was too lazy to do the math for the major I thought I wanted (for the first time, I would've had to work at understanding something - I could've, just didn't want to - a waste). In college I smoked pot. That dumbed me down to a point where I could communicate (note the scene in "Idiocracy" when the hero is out on the street trying to talk to people), and I got a great girlfriend and had sex for the first time at 19, and then it was virtually non-stop for 2 years. It was fun, but I could've done so much more. Now at 60, I look back with regrets. I could've done so much more if I had had the discipline. Put some fire under your ass, boy!

Legit. Did you always feel like an outcast growing up? Like as if your IQ made you "weird" ?

I fucked Joanne Woodward.

Take a deep breath, bitch.

You're all just narcissistic assholes making up excuses for your shitty choices in life

all this
>I was too smart for friends so I was lonely
is just your asshole ego trying to protect itself from the truth, which most probably is that you're just an annoying cunt that no one wants to be around

grow up, or become great, afterall you have the intellect for it lol

Like I said, talking to street people in "Idiocracy."

HighQ bros
How many you smartasses got caught up with drugs?

Did you liked the movie warcraft and did you manage to decipher how they put in place the story ? also the characters from world of warcraft ?

There are also huge possible differences from High School to adult live. Your brain goes through a lot of stuff during that time. That's why tests for highschoolers and adults are differently evaluated. Usually that different evaluation isn't consistent. If you want to be sure take the test again. Also, just a piece of genuine advice, it seems like you're making excuses for yourself. Usually a High IQ isn't something that prevents people from having friendships. Well, except if they're acting pretentious because of it. However, Op, try to do a little bit of self reflection, maybe you're melodramatic, insecure or sometimes even a bit misanthropic. Don't take the easy way out, stop making excuses and think about why you're bad at making friends. Otherwise it'll only get worse.

Right you dweeb, if you want to play like this I was tested when I was 4, scored 137. It doesn't mean shit.

Your IQ is 8 points higher than mine. Not like it makes a difference, if anything you're just as much if not more of a loser than I am (You're posting on this board, after all)

I grew up with a twin brother, who is more than 20 points behind me. Because of him I always had a steady stream of friends, and I grew pretty normal socially. My same friends would chase me around school before class and beat me up, pull me out of bathroom stalls etc. But on the weekends they'd come over have sleep overs and it was pretty chill, no ass kickings etc. I was always kind of the smaller weird one though (compared to them). I got bigger and I got good at things most of my friends and peers were interested in. Basically made myself useful. how about you?

Why isn't your IQ 163 like mine?

>WHY?

Also: if you stewed cranberries like applesauce would they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does?

you know that IQ doesn't mean shit?

is this a fucking cringe thread?

Shit doesn't mean shit!

It's really beginning to look like it.

>topo kekko!

> I was tested when I was 4, scored 137. It doesn't mean shit

I can't argue with that. Assholism is trait any of us can have. You're proof.

Being exceptionally intelligent doesn't mean one is an asshole.

>Being an asshole does!

wow
much indelegt
many smard
wow

Yez! Is bewwy intellebs!

Such smart!

Wow!

>(Glurt!)

>You're all just narcissistic assholes making up excuses for your shitty choices in life

I've made pretty great choices, I really can't complain about my life.

>is just your asshole ego trying to protect itself from the truth

or maybe the truth is just that you're life will never be as good as the one I'm already bored of.

> high IQ
> using Idiocracy references

It was at this moment user knew the other user was just fucking with him.

>or maybe the truth is just that you're life will never be as good as the one I'm already bored of.


Typical trait of a narcissist, "I'm better than you, suck it"
stop projecting twerp

This really makes me feel empowered! Thanks ancient fag

being 140 doesnt mean that your smart, your only a little less brain dead from everybody else. ostentatious try hard.

Never had a problem with drugs, avoided some completely though. Protip, don't touch them if you don't have personal discpline.
Alcohol is pretty awesome, beer and wine is ok.

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are all purple cabbages square?

Last time I was tested I scored a 144

>neener neener suck my peener

I have a sister but she lives in another continent.
I always found other people weird. Like I always felt like I just had more self control than other people.
Now I realize its just that high IQ people see things that most don't.
I'm making myself useful too.
I find it relatively easy to make friends, unless the person is incredibly deluded.

> "I'm better than you, suck it"

Never at any point did I say that lol. So whats your excuse for posting on Sup Forums Sup Forums on a sat night? No plans? or are you basking of the glow of your iphone in a crowded party.

Mine is 131. It's not that much lower, and I find it fairly easy to socialize and fit in. Frankly...I think it's more a matter of your personality.

Nice, now you're trying to "insult me" by using this shitty gimmick. It's 9AM here bub

thats pretty much what our 140 iq'r threads about dude. We no were smarter than most, but not as smart as Others. It's like wearing nightmare goggles all the time.

You're right. IQ affects personality though.

Pot all through college. Shrooms on a few occasions the last few years, while camping. The sense of euphoric revelation during the first few trips was tempered by some bad trips towards the end. Haven't done them since. Still do pot on rare occasion. Like last time was 8 or 10 years ago. I have no aversion to it (legal here), but life is pretty good without it, so no need to be at diminished capacity.

140's is not a death sentence, I don't know your age but I'm now closer to 30 than 20. You can find a girl, have friends and enjoy a variety of rewarding things in life. Don't let shitty stuff get you down. Besides, you don't have to fear the masses. Buy a nice high cap rifle.

I feel that everybody in this thread has a higher IQ than OP.

Idk if this is some weird trick question, but as a cheff the answer is no.

>It's 9am

I just google a couple regions where it's 9 am. Turns out chances are good that you don't even need to have a 140 IQ to be miserable wherever you are lol.

That feeling that you feel is literally your subconscious attempting to keep yourself as content as possible with your shortcomings.

Yes, I agree to a point. It can create a perceivable "distance"... for want of a better word, between the upper and lower echelons of intelligent society. But, ones own personality dictates the ease of socializing. It's up to the individual to decide how it affects them.

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Is English your first language my friend?

>idk if this is some weird trick

160+ bro is just reminding us 140s of who's really dominate. He's not wrong. But 140 bro probably spend less time in class and more time out in the world. Maybe camping or at the gun range. Logic is not a useful as marksmenship

>I've made pretty great choices, I really can't complain about my life.

the post you are commenting on is commenting on a post that proves you wrong. Complaining did happen.

When i was 13 i took a test and I got 144, dunno what happend in these 6 years between and I don't really care

Nah dont be upset. I am only being honest. You dont seem intelligent. I think you may have asbergers syndrome. Look into it, lil man.

are you actually his friend or is there some conventional second meaning that "friend" can have in English?

You think you're the same after some years and/or even decades? Don't you know your IQ can drop since your childhood? You're a fool if you think your IQ's static. It can be affected by your diet, environment, significant events [i.e.: accidents], etc.. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, op.

I was tested last year and got the same result

you got me, If I would have walk out on my wife and taken the money, we'd still be together. But then I would have missed out on being the only dick in a 270lb lesbian sandwich.

So yeah, I guess you can call that complaining lol, but here you are, so butt hurt about this thread. Chances are good you are just one of small minded person living in the tall shadow of doubt

>pic related

Its black beard. He would braid his beard into locks and coat them with wax, light them on fire and board an enemy ship. I'm sure plebs like you shit your pants when you saw him blazing toward you.

making a thread about how high your IQ is and then writing that sentence is very risky.

Also as a european (your 140 on our IQ-scale would be more like 119 btw) I have to wonder:
What made american culture fall in love with the word "literally"?

considering the fact that the smartest people on Sup Forums are in this thread, let us discuss the ridiculous theory of Evolution and its' many shortcomings. I will fire the first shot: Macro-Evolution has never been observed, only Micro-Evolution.

pretty sure your doc is shitting you then. You shouldnt expect to get the same result twice.

Oy vey.

Well, you have to wonder whether your IQ, solely, would be responsible for loneliness throughout your life.

I don't think your line of reasoning is healthy per se.... take that as you will. Maybe, try to find the means to re-evaluate your percepts, it may do you a world of good- I mean, according to you, you have the capacitance to learn more, because you have an IQ of 142.

>rhyming is fun
>I swear I don't have a gun

But here's a question... what do you, honestly... believe would make you happy? Happy, as in, the supposed noumenal, intrinsic stuff that tends to accompany the extrinsic sensation of warmth.

"Literally", the Internet. That isn't a joke.