Roll: 1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly. 2 - Innocent German civilian, released. 3 - Criminal, arrested on sight. 4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces. 5 - Gestapo, released. 6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released. 7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation. 8 - German Soldier on leave, released. 9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight. 0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets: Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released. Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out. 00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released. 88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland! 1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety. x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland! x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland! x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
Jackson Russell
I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew.
Kevin Adams
FUCK. 0 get, please save me America.
Daniel Hughes
Re roll.
Jonathan Walker
Dog > Jew any day.
Robert King
Ich liebe Hitler Offizier.
Adrian Morris
That's a legit site?
James Thompson
rolling
Chase Jenkins
Roll for France. Vive le resistance
Cooper Gutierrez
Fuck it you put effort into this one roll niggers into ditches.
Carson Gray
Doll
Anthony Price
And I rolled the faggot.... nice.
Jacob Gutierrez
But leave as a loyal Nazi faggot.
Cameron Morris
Oh shit.
>interrogation.exe
Kayden Russell
>tfw America breaks you out
Andrew Torres
Lasst mich passieren, sie hund.
Liam Bell
...
Benjamin Bailey
Roll
Ethan Nelson
...
Charles Collins
mfw my family was in the Schutzstaffel
Isaiah Ramirez
Lol and you still roll a loyal Nazi get.
Brayden Powell
Fuck. 0 get.
Landon Taylor
Die rollen.
Ethan Cook
...
Benjamin Gutierrez
Rolling for 6
David Williams
Hallo.
Brody Gomez
At first glance I though that opening was a statue of a black dick.
Charles King
too much Sup Forums for one day
ayy both of you SS
Adrian Collins
hbhb uhib
Elijah Foster
Rolly polly olly
Justin Brooks
Wunderbar.
>TFW Ich bin ein Schutzstaffel.
Leo Perry
ROLLING HEIL HITLER
Caleb Bailey
k ...
William Stewart
kkkk
Justin Richardson
Nigga you retarded.
Dominic Allen
kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Wyatt Smith
Roll
Mason Cox
rollen
Austin Davis
FUCK YEAH. LEGIT. NOT ANYMORE YOU BITCH
John Cruz
whos your favorite nazi snowboarder? mines hienrich vondels, his 1941 mctwist 540 down the coping was nookin
Jordan Lee
...
Chase Nguyen
Yeah but you're now a criminal since you broke out.
Sup Forums RNG works so well.
Eli Johnson
NSDAPget
Jonathan Thomas
Oh dang. You beat the system son.
Let's see if I can do the same.
Noah Collins
I'm gonna shoot these bitches up or die trying.
Dominic Foster
I must rrreroll? DAS IST EIN TRAVESTY
Jason Hill
Jailbroke this bitch. Rerolling.
Angel Murphy
...
Juan Taylor
Lucky they didn't toss you out of a zeppelin for no ticket.
Carson Miller
You got out of the insane asylum to become a gestapo.
Joshua Cooper
You just don't understand. Check this 2.
Matthew Cook
also roll
Nathaniel Sullivan
Roll
Please let me stay at my home
Nathan Morgan
Still a criminal but ok.
Rolling to escape.
Jackson Robinson
Oh shit oh shit reroll
Samuel Morris
What seems to be the problem officer.
Jason Young
Now I can finally leave this god damn country.
Alexander Martinez
Nobody knows who I am
Reroll
Hudson Clark
You got to be shitting me. Ask me all the questions you want, bastards.
Carter Murphy
This is fine.
It's always been a dream of mine.
Dominic Garcia
Where did I leave my papers.
Carter Wood
Rereroll
Won't hurt to try
Colton Nelson
Here's how this happened. >roll retard >break out >go back to checkpoint >suspicion of being a spy >interrogation.exe >get released
