What would you do to me, Sup Forums?

What would you do to me, Sup Forums?

feed you a salad

Face down ass up

OMG you hearthless bastard!

need moar pics to decide

illegal things

Would probably shove your face into the sheets and brutally dick you from behind, but I would wanna know what I'm shoving my cock inside of. He's my best friend and I refuse to mistreat him.

Solve a mystery with Scooby-Doo

oh shit

Rent a van and adopt a dog

We're gonna go solve mysteries.

Goddamn it i was too slow

1) GIVE YOU EDUCATION ON CLEAN DIET
2) GET YOU TO THE GYM
3) PUNCH YOUR FAT UGLY FACE

Show me your anus and ill tell you

hmm, face down ass up seems oddly common.. you don't like my face? :c

this is taken from SGDQ

if its really you i'd wait for your hair to grow then fuck you

I'd zoinks you right in the jenkies.

THIS

Help you set up the feminist bake sale you are spearheading.

Need more data

Have you sit on my face so I can eat that booty.

That's pretty much a given with any (mildly hot+) girl though, so nothing special.

Jinkies Fred! I didn't know you wanted to explore the bedroom this badly!

Nothing about the face more about Balls deep

I just enjoy the muffled screams while I do my thing. I only fuck the ones I know from the front. I have my preferences.

solve mysteries with you and the rest of the gang Ms. Velma

I would take you in my van and solve mysteries with you.

lick ur armpits and asshole and feet while masturbating

pass. I’ve had better.

good screaming or bad screaming? lol

Tell you to get your ass back in the mystery machine.

Fuck the nerdy sexy right outta you

I'd invite you to join my mystery solving team and make things awkward by calling you Velma when we make love.

Velma Dinkley is that you

You beat me too it

Recommend you track your your macros

obvs dress you up like velma and have hot roleplay sex.

Would devour that thick nerdgirl ass.

Good screaming, 'course. I enjoy it pretty rough and I won't stop until I hear some satisfactory pleasure noises

hawt :3

Would put you on you back and make you scream

Heh, that's barely even the tip of the iceberg. If I drop a temp email, you can hear the rest

solve mysteries

Went from 0 to cringe real fast nigga

good, I'm pretty thick..

MOAR

>long term loving monogamous relationship for the sole purpose of procreation and no abortions allowed.

Dress you up you like this and fuck you doggy

Jinkies

...

Shoot a harpoon in you and harvest you for your blubber

>hang out with you
>take you on a fun "date"
>share an interest with you
>excitedly and activly pursue it with you
>confide in you
>comfort you
>cherish your friendship
>while i date and fuck your attractive friends

Kill you

mm dont' worry girl I'd make you feel like a sexy little slut.

please tell me you've got more.

or email me [email protected]

Velma?

Dress you up as Velma from Scooby Doo and the fuck you like an animal.

thats scoopy doo

How do you define fucking like an animal?

fuck, you got here before me.

Look for ghosts in my pants.

timestamp or gtfo

Huh. I thought it was velma, not scoobs

Don't be that guy. No one likes that guy.

Think Primal. A lot of grunts, whoops, and squeals. Hair pulling, ass slapping, fucking until you both are ran dry.

Jinkies

teach you how to diet you dumb stupid fat bitch.put down the damn fork already.

It's sometimes a necessary evil though. But here it's pointless. Pretty sure I saw that copay a while ago on fuckin bing.

I really like hair pulling and slapping. Not just my ass, either..

Test your gag reflex

...

probably beat you on the daily until you're just a quivering remnant of the person you use to be

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking like an animal is mostly done doggy/prone so the ass is the only part that is easily accessible. The other slapping is best suited to the foreplay before the main event gets started.

Hivemind :p

Take you on romantic dates, marry you. and all that

sounds kinda hot tbh

i mean, you could always do it face to face so you could slap anything you wanted

Such fagotry

>shouldn'tmakedonghardbutitdoes.jpg

kinda hot? I think i'm in love to bad you're probably a fucking guy 98% sure you're just a random attention seeking closet fgt prove me wrong?

i try user i try

Ah just get naked already, we wanna see something good

That is a whole different type of fucking that involves whips and chains and an assortment of other fun toys to include. Like an animal is just pure down and dirty primal sex like the animals do it.

Jinkies...I don't know...solve a mystery with you.

Ask you why they're setting up CRTs behind you. It's 2016.

inb4 solve mysteries with the velma

Fighting games, in particular super smash brothers melee are played on CRT's because they are more responsive.

Ask what game you're running at SGDQ.

Go solve some mysteries

I'd impregnate velma and live a happy life

I see what you're saying. Sounds fun, either way

3 possibilities:
1. Cosplay
2. Coincidence
3. Intentionally modeled your appearance after Velma

In any case... hot.

I'd wrap my fingers around your throat and slap those swollen titties around until you cried.

Then after I forced you to your knees id make you beg me to fuck your face with your tears as lube.

you'd be lucky if you got out without me giving you a black eye from hitting your in the face with my cock.

Kek'd so hard!

edobean?

sex everyday
now post more pics

not with a fist?

"When I slap your ass, you say 'Jinkies, daddy!'"

Reported.

I'd zoink you right in the jinkies.

was pretty funny

fuck you

Jump in the Mystery Van with you and solve crimes.