/bundes/cric/

today:

>pakistan in england
sussex - pakistan 363-5 (12:00 cest)

>t20 blast
nottinghamshire - worcestershire (15:30 cest)

>bundes/2rd bundes friendlies
darmstadt - watzenborn-steinberg
stuttgart - st.gallen
plauen - dynamo dresden
(15:00 cest)
wuppertaler sv - dortmund (15:30 cest)
braunschweig - odense bk
essingen - heidenheim
(16:00 cest)
mannheim - gladbach (16:30 cest)
freiberg - ksc
veltins-auswahl - wolfsburg
messel - eintracht
mühlhausen - sandhausen
(17:00 cest)
luzern - kaiserlautern (17:30 cest)
winterthur - nürnberg (18:00 cest)

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goooooooooooooooooooooood morning

>tfw no good footy till mid august

lads do you rate johannsson or bobby wood more

never heard of them

you don't watch werder?

no

He was only fielded in 6 matches so he is probably total shit

got injured la

>Former Germany striker and current USA boss Jurgen Klinsmann is in talks with the Football Association over becoming the next England manager.

There's good /cric/ on next week tho la'

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

this meme needs to end

which one la'

Will a sexier ball ever be bowled?

Nice taste, this is also my favourite ball.

>BWOOOOING

This one was similar but nowhere near as cool or important and also backwards

this ones a good one lads

youtube.com/watch?v=0rAUV9cUkbw

It's great but pretty overrated ttttt (to tell the truth though)

overrated? really?
it was a corker of a delivery

To give an example of the precision needed in cricket, this is often cited as one of the best balls of the last few years. It's a bit hard to see why from that footage but basically

>height
The position that he bounces it is perfect. It bounces just just just high enough to hit the top of the wickets (to get him out). Bounce any shorter and it's an easy shot to take a mighty swing at. You try swinging at a ball at that height and you're probably going to hit it straight in the air.

>line
He's bowling it at the stumps, but it's in the perfect line so that Cook (batsman) HAS to play it, he can't leave it alone, because he knows it could bowl him (which it did, but that's for another reason). If it was any wider he would have just ignored it, any straighter and it would have been an easy block.

>deviation
Harris is not bowling that fast. Cook is one of the best batsmen in the world. It's around 85mph at a guess. Cook isn't fazed by that. but if you look at where it bounces, Harris gets it to land on the seam perfectly, and just that tiny bit of movement from the seam gripping more moves the ball to the right straight past Cook's bat and bowls him. It's not about the power of his bowling or doing it really quickly, it's about precision. Nor is batting about power, Cook would normally just wait it out until the bowler bowls one that is easier for him to hit, it's about patience and timing.

So to do that, Harris has to not only land the ball in a spot about the size of the ball itself, but he has to land it on a particular part of the ball (the seam) and get it to move slightly to the right (not left, that wouldn't get him shit against a left handed batsman at that angle). THAT is the precision required to get guys out.

Best part about that ball?

It was the first fucking ball of the game.

this was the greatest summer of all time

OF ALL TIME

>you will never relive it

So many people treat it as the best of all time or something I mean it's good but overrated too.

Nice pasta, saved.

this guy gets it

It truly is a masterful delivery

Cook is impossible to get out

youtube.com/watch?v=oMkd0P0OoeY

What's wrong with cricket fans?

i cant wait for the euro to be over and the Sup Forums posters/tourists to fuck off where they came from. i actually dont mind that this thread always is on autosage. Its a good thing. It attracts less retards

that's why you shouldn't go anywhere but /bundes/

>2 (two) handball penalties
JUST

someone should've told them that using your hands isn't aloud

>aloud

it was literally unplayable. when it's swinging and seaming like there's not a lot you can do and you just gotta hope you don't get something like that

/tdf/ is also nice

>olympics

>manages to land the ball on a crack out of sheer luck
>OMG WOW SO GOAT!!!!

I want reddit to leave.

the problem is the flags desu

How are Middlesborough buying subotic for 8m

That's just embarrassing

Monday is official start of training with Coach Carlo. Nine days later is a match with Manchester City.

BE THAT AS IT MAYY

Peanuts and he might just fit in nicely with the team. I know nothing about Middlesborough

What is there even to watch, people throwing stones really far?

this

JUST FOUND OUT GOTZE LEAVING BAYERN

OOOH YEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is this a good thing? Is he better than woy?

I don't know much about him

it doesn't really matter who the england manager is as long as the fa doesn't take a hard look at their youth works and changes it imho

It was worse pre-flags, Australians would constantly shit up threads and the boards with Europe vs America crap. Flags aren't ideal but are better than what we had before.

(this is a test, please ignore)

What does Gordon Ramsay say when he says "Fuckin Ow" or "Fuckin now"? Does he say any of the two?

stop watching this shit show

remove flags and range ban Aussies

post an example of what you're talking about. although it's probably "fuckin' hell"

(YOU/AUTISM)

>9 (You)s
noice

and the rest

Could be "Fuck it now" too. Neither makes sense though
>it doesn't have to make sense as long as you're simply swearing
Right

nah, it's definitely "fucking hell"

I don't hear it, but it's possible

are you deaf?

No

i think you might be

germans wished they played based cricket

Okay

>Sussex 116/0 (24.0 ov)
Wicket when?

in 4 overs

...

You lied to me.

sorry

It's okay.

was about to post that pakistan still haven't got a wicket, but then i noticed it was lunch loool

...

booooooooooooooooooring

>Sussex 181/0 (41.0 ov)
This is just getting embarrassing. Better get a wicket by the time I come back.

they won't

where are you going

i thought pakistan's bowling was elite?

i was wrong again

>Sussex 233/4 (49.0 ov)
Now that's better.

I went to get my haircut but the barber shop was closed.

It's okay. I'm sure that was your intention.

>walk into your backyard
>see this
Your response?

>I'm sure that was your intention.
yes, sure

Where is everyone?

banned

No

working on my app

I'm right here.

Okay

Okay

c u tomoz

?

Back home foR a sec
Kiss u tomorrowy

>Sussex 291/5d
i don't get it

It's a practice match, so it's probably just to give Pakistan some more practice. Tomorrow is the last day.

but wouldn't trying to actually win the match be better practice for pakistan?

It's mostly to just get used to the foreign conditions in England. And if Sussex kept playing on there wouldn't be a result in this match.

>there wouldn't be a result in this match
which doesn't really matter in a practice match

Yeah I know but I only said that in respons to this
>trying to actually win the match be better practice for pakistan
>trying to actually win

please watch our sport pakistan san

>It attracts less retards
But they are already here. Look at the state of this thread, all that's missing is a picture of user molesting some broccoli.

what are they practicing anyway? in which over to bowl a couple of no balls?

Football's kinda boring desu. And who would I even support

See you tomorrow

Benatia to Juventus all but confirmed

dortmund

>what are they practicing anyway?
>It's mostly to just get used to the foreign conditions in England.

i was trying to make a joke about the whole spot-fixing thing :/

Yes, I understood.