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UFC edition

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cara

*looks at a guinea pig in a cage*
Haha, stupid guinea pig doesn't know he's a test subject for harmful drugs

*Goes home*
*Takes anti depressants*
*Takes paracetamol for headache*
*Drinks beer*
*Smokes cigarette*

alri willy wagglers?
have you all been waggling ur willies today?
ahahaha

gonna do a suicide

is a slag

a skin-rash has affected many of the children runts, I half sent the half-caste medics in to attend to the training of family quarantine

i fully expect that next season's beginning of hygiene training will work brilliantly

*sniffs cocaine in order to get free shit*

THIS THIS THIS XDDDDDDD LOVE U CARALAD XDDD BASED FUCKIN CARALAD HOLY SHIT

waggling it right this second

poo doing a

watch it mate if you keep doing suicides you might hurt yourself

remember when lads

adhd

big hero 6 was a solid film

debating a wank in the shower

...

do i need facebook to use grindr?

i want to get fucked bareback and suck a giant cock, possibly get double-teamed, been having these fantasies for a while but i don't want to use protection

in a minute i might join you

i liked that

bit gay

eeeeeeeeeerikkaaaaaaaaa

>NON BINARY SJW CRINGE COMPILATION #3 (Special Snowflake Edition)
giving this a spin

are you gay

>post sane content
well they fucked that up

u gay?

I'm not gay but I really want to suck a cock and be some guys slut

hi

ahh yes lets not answer the question and instead shitpost

brilliant show

bit gay

don't you ever dare reply to me again you insufferable little plankton

go to one of those bathhouses and get your neghole pozzed mate

link

was terrible
>[brother], you KNOW our parents died when i was [young age]
bravo. brilliant storytelling

This last summer has seen the runts gather into more family-specific tribes

this has led to spectacular melees

I note that vengeance, warfare and secularism is in the blood of every man and animal alike

too gay to use google?

fuck off queer

u gay?

I don't know how well you can:
Remember your own pointless glue-sniffing adolescence
That fumbling floppy sex
In between fags
Those pathetic fistfights
All those pathetic petty thefts
And this and that and this and that and this and that
And every other fucking Adidas-clichéd cringe

LOL

it is essentially a kids film
the animation was top notch, the robot was funny, the story was good if a little cheesy

Screaming at the idea that there are POOR people ITT
What do we do about this?

>tfw intelligent enough for Jonathan Meades kino

Too many serial killers on grindr

Do you think movie theaters will die out? What could be done to revitalize the business?

would like to ruin a transgirl's arsehole and after finishing tell her i'm gay (i'm not) so she thinks i only fucked her cause she looks like a man

cannot believe how many older women are complete slags

how the fuck would we know how to use grindr? go back to your containment board you mentally ill sicko

Lads how many shots does it take to get drunk?
i did vodka shots on NYE and i ended up having like 6 but felt nothing
they were all within 1 hour so i should have felt something

Dunno but work is on a break till the 9th and I would like more money

ffs forgot to open this in incognito
my recommendations are going to be a fucking mess

>UFC

FOY

you are all so easy to play

you bite so easily

my experiment has failed spectacularly

the injection of ethnic runts into a majority population has led to strife, with the culmination of enclaves and violent clashes

it's the only way that films still make money because as soon as they get out of the cinema everyone pirates it

anxiety attacks are lessening a little 2bh

listen mate you delete this right now

For an entire night of drinking ~25 units is a good amount which is 25 25ml shots of 40% abv drink

You sound like a faggit m8.

youtube.com/watch?v=LAmb4dVJAmU
*commences the dancing*
stan laurel was born in england so this is technically /brit/ culture

No, why would they?

They seem to be busier than ever. I'm not a film buff and I never watch films at home yet I love the cinema

No idea but the ones near me have all ripped ther seats out, put in large padded ones which reduces theatre capicity to a half of what it was and now they charge double for tickets.

...

...

*smashes head through your bedroom wall and stares directly into your eyes with crazed blankness and pause*
*lets out a shuddering scream*

did a giggle

Replaying Pokemon Silver, rate party so far:
Flaffy
Quilava
Magikarp
Nidoran(male)
Oddish
Togepi

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>Swimmers are being warned to avoid some of Melbourne's most popular beaches, after torrential storms washed faeces into the water.

if i were into the so-called banter on Sup Forums i'd be all over this making threads yano

fortunately i'm much better than that

okay

don't gays know that you aren't meant to put your penis inside where someone else's poo comes out?

cannot fathom what it's like to come home and have your gf waiting for you, giving you an embrace and a kiss, telling you to put your feet up and relax because she's cooking, then she brings you a cold beer and rubs your back while asking how work was

They have had record low attendance the past few years, people only really come out to see the major blockbuster hits now see pic related

Depends if you mixed your drinks. Six single shots is pretty week.

Not a single one is even memorable or has quotable lines.

virgin

4/6

unrealistic expectations will get you nowhere
just fantasise about someone thinking you are hot and wanting to suck your willy

had 2 glasses of champagne as well as a vodka and coke
should at least feel something right?

literally doesn't happen
women expect the man to do this for them these days lad

this 2bh

Not bad, a tad basic though.
Silver was always my favourite pokemon, too bad I lost (read: threw out) my cartridge.

just heard a gunshot

always wanted to give a pretty girl a massage that feels so good it leads to sex

shut the fuck up Titanic has a killer soundtrack

everyyyyniiight in myyyy dreeeaammm

>using Kanto Pokemon in Johto
>using starter

northern ireland

what is that oddish doing in there? are there really no better poison/grass?

>Harry we did it, we finally became the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

List of absolute shit films

they know but they choose to ignore natures advice
thats why God cursed them with AIDs

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I don't mind cooking personally but I mostly fry random shit and other people are less appreciative of the finished product than I am

literally this

>revitalize

FOY

Don't understand how the Queen isn't a dictator
We're basically North Korea

going to the Jobs, Lives and Be Yourselves store; anyone want anything?

>Champagne

You need to get some pints of beer down you. Like 5-6, then start on the shots in between more beer.

>Harry Potter
>Not memorable

I secretly like you guys

>unattractive girl starts talking about her opinions
why do they do this