""""Languages"""""

>Polish
zscszscszc zscz czsczzsc z cyzscyzsczy czsyczcysz cszcyzs
>Turkish
Tüüüüçüüüüüüüüü Jüüüü çüüüüü tüüüüüüüü

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youtu.be/w4IRvo5OwCU
youtube.com/watch?v=w2pPua-9yHw
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Actually Turkish sounds like a car starting

Rümdümdümdümdümdüm

Dürüm gülüm ölüm bölüm dölüm gözüm yüzüm özüm

All of these are actual words tb.h

Oh i forgot çözüm and üzüm

vocaroo please

vocaroo.com/i/s0XJvdpwFCIv

10/10

Ös and üs are not that hard actually

Do you have them in your language?

We don't have ö.Only you and some Germanic languages do.We have always had ü though,but it is written y.

vocaroo.com/i/s11HrhZkHPvy

göllüm göllüm

looks like mordor speech

Sounds like you have Down syndrome

afaik black speech of mordor was based on turkey

It's hard to pronounce ö since it's not native to me

whoa

HUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>black speech
not even close

Tell me please, how sounds Russian?

Just like portuguese.

Дpaжa Пpaжa Блaшa Здpaжy Maлaтaйa

Portugese sounds like Spanish with a Slavic accent

Because most of the porn I watch are russian actresses, I have developed a fetish toward girls speaking russian.

Spoken Spanish sounds just like spoken Greek tbhfam

Chinese sounds like noseless ayy lmaos speaking

Chechechechecheche

Privet trivet ushka kushka babushka
Russian pronunciation is really hard for a turkish speaker

УEAH ИO

Maybe. There was a Russian exchange student in my uni who would say that often he would mistake Portuguese for Russian when he wasn't near the talk.

They are also very common in Hungarian

>Tüüüüçüüüüüüüüü Jüüüü çüüüüü tüüüüüüüü
It should be much more R L T and A E intensive.

It is.

>Czech
Strč prst skrz krk

>German
Hail hanz banz der bruderschtrunger

What does Albanian sound like?

>Swedish
Hoget bögar un maspen kütöt

Accurate

lots of "po" sound, and mixture of Italian and some Slav language,

Del ula fallos titibatita

>Portuguese
ãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoão

It sounds like those south european langueges to me to be honest. I'm judging by some song which was popular some time ago , it is the only Albanian I've ever heard

Huehue

Two polish guys walk at road, and then one of them hears "-Czczergzczorzg Brzgdzenkczikewziczc". He asks "–Did you say something?"
"–No I just stepped on glass"

>khan'd

Two kazakh sit in a table, and then one of them hears "-Kang borup jar jan bang mang dokup". He asks "-Did you say something?"
"-No I am just eating cereals"

top kek

Two turks get into a car.
"Rümdümdümdümdümdüm"
"Did you say something?"
"No,I was starting the car"

Two turks stand on a table, and then one of them hears "-shurum burum alla turum ". He asks
-Did you say something?
-No

Two autisms are shitposting on Sup Forums and then one of them hears "allahu akbar". He asks "Did you say something?" and the other says "No, I'm silently shitposting in my basement and contemplating sudoku"

Here's a video with 3 Albanian dialects
youtu.be/w4IRvo5OwCU

>Arabic
*spitting and gagging*

>American English
*high pitched nasal whining*

Two brits sit at a table.
"Bloody 'ell"
"Did you say something"
"No, I was gagging on cock"

This.
However, this holds true only for Spain Spanish. It's as if Greek was backwards Spain Spanish: the sounds are quite similar but can't make sense out of them. It takes a while for me to realize I'm not understanding anything they say.
Latin American Spanish is different.

kek it's so bad that it made me laugh

> Hungarian
> youtube.com/watch?v=w2pPua-9yHw
Tevék ura!
Te tevél tevévé engem eleve,
Teveled nem ér fel tevefej tétova veleje.
Te terved veté a tevevedelô tavat tavaly távol,
de tévednél, vélvén,
vén híved neved feledve
elvetemedve
vádol.
Nem! Vidd te tevelelkem hovatovább tova,
mivel levet - vert vederbe
feltekerve - nem vedelve
lett betelve
a te tevéd szenvedelme.
Te nevedbe
legyen eme
neveletlen tevetetem
eltemetve!

Two Poles at the table.
"pszcz rzcz z pczsz w szc"
"what the fuck did you just say about my mother you faggit imma wreck ya lets rumble"
"naj fąm, i was just beatboxing"

>*spitting and gagging*
??

>Vietnamese
được sử dụng để tạo nên những từ ngữ đặc

r u germans on vacation

LOL

>Dutch
iik ook iik ook prutspraat

actually it does
i'd only heard spic spanish before and i didnt know how the actual spanish spoke it and it sounds exactly like gayreek

>mono reculiao barsa conchetumare.. y que wea que si no tenemos vida aweonao , porlomenos no andamos pendientes de las weas que hacen los otros culiaos .. aweonao hijo de perra .. y porlomeno no ago topicks culiaos aweonaos tirandole chuchas a todos los culiaos , mal nazio reculiao .. chupa la penca maraco reculiao , siesque te quedan labios po aweonao de mierda aunque lo dudo po culiao si eri tan adicto a la tula , hijo de la perra mal nazia tonto reculiao .. mal pario culiao nomas conchetumare.. anda aecharte crema en el poto tonto reculiao que lo teni ma rojo que la perra reculia .. sapo conchetumare , menos mal que no tenemos vida tonto reculiao y vo igual andai metio en estawea de foro .. sapo conchetumare noma .. barza reculiao .. me voi a reculiar a tu mama mal nazio culiao como por quinta vez perro culiao
>aweonao culiao hijo de la gran trola de clitoris hinchado con lepra adicta al pene venenoso, seguro tu posteai weas muy coherentes po saco e wea maricon conchagrande de tu puta y sarnosa madre, jajaj pseudo-humano deserebrado, seguro ando muy pendiente de los demas no teni ke estar ni 2 dias registrado en esta caga pa darse cuenta de ke la mayoria no tiene vida

hon hon hon le baguette madame very goood hon hon hon sacrebleu

Any "language" that uses articles, genders for inanimate objects, silent letters, sounds written by combinations of letters and other useless shit and doesen't have rule of harmony need to get extinct.

too difficult for your small brain ?