What do I do with my drink passed out gf?

What do I do with my drink passed out gf?

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That's my hairy leg

Wake her up and tell her to wipe her goddamn ass

You should fuck her brains out.

Then put them in my tub.

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tuck her in and kiss her on the forehead

Time stamp or fuck off

pluck all the hairs from her vagina and place them in a neat pile on the night stand

Put a timestamp between her buttcheeks.

2nd

Get a bunch of pens, sharpies, pencils, whatever is on hand and stick them all in her ass crack, like a writing utensil mohawk

She has her asleep hand in my cock, wait for the time stamp pls

well need backstory of this pic

You know what we want stick it in any of her holes with timestamp

Oil up and jam your dick in her pooper.

>> inb4 she wakes up and realize a fat neckbeard has snuck into her home and OP goes to jail

It's brainwashing you newfag

>and OP goes to jail
The cops aren't going to magically appear.

Op there's still time to kill her

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piece of shit
im talking about where does this shit belong human ape your mom

Legit

asshole op

> S:SS
> kek

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fuck her

Her delicious hairy little ass hole

Draw a dick with smug pepe right next to it on her ass

This

gross

Rolling

Feet

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post pic of dick in pussy

Yes Op this is it.

Rolling for kek

Dude your girlfriends asshole is hairier than mine.

Check em

dick in mouth op

spread pussy

Sharpie in pooper

Winrar

Drag her to the bathtub and drown her.

WINRAR!!!!

shave her butthole

yes shave it

Tickle her buttocks with a feather