>be 30yo neet with no past career to speak off >suddenly meet highschool mates after a decade >they stuck together and are now high level professionals >i dont want to admit defeat so i lie and tell em im a vetted paralegal >it clicks and one of them tells me to go for me a job possibility in the company he works for >he'll put in a good word for me and guide me through the position, its a slam dunk. >i hold it off hoping he'll leave it alone >he doesnt and keeps asking for my resume >i never completed college, never held a job above menial labor and live at home. I fucking suck senpai. >he keeps asking me.
Give some bullshit excuse like you are going through a rough patch or something like that.
Ian Gomez
Unplug the internet cable and change your phone number. Move somewhere far far away if possible
Lincoln Turner
are you stupid or something, I lie I work as network admin
Lucas Turner
>rough patch >30 years old
Jaxon Cooper
Don't be silly, they obviously know you're a fuckup, he's just gloating with that shit to see what excuse you come up with. Who the fuck insists in giving a position to someone he has not seen for 10 years?
Aaron Hall
This is the only viable option
John Sanchez
His life is pretty much over.
Nicholas Powell
>bullshit reason Build lies upon lies. Though you already dun fucked up. Also probably this.
Nicholas Adams
Tell the truth while sobbing incontrolably. Then jump off a tall building head first while shitting yourself
Dylan Lopez
delete all of your online presence and stop responding to his calls
Kevin Rivera
You could try not lying.
Cameron Myers
But then ill still be a neet
I just want to be successful like them.
Anthony Sanders
1. either lie on your CV and get the job, life is fixed
2. meet with your friend and tell the truth, except make up some crap about health problems or family health problems and how you gave up on life and hope he gives you another chance
Jason Gray
nothing wrong with menial labour and unemployment, m80
of course your former friends won't want to associate with you anymore, but adults can be childish with their class struggle bullshit
you'd think that you'd have come around to the recognition that what you do in life doesn't matter because it's too short anyway by now
Parker Richardson
Take the job.
Jordan Peterson
>nothing wrong with menial labour and unemployment, m80
How is there not? It's fucking pathetic, especially in a 1st world country. By all measures I am inferior to them.
Adrian Butler
burn all bridges, start from 0, good luck.
Wyatt Howard
lad you could literally turn your life around with this, think of something
Jose Anderson
So? Their success has nothing to do with your misery. Just try to make life a little better to yourself, don't try to compete since you do not measure up. youtube.com/watch?v=6GI1KZ1aVG0
Juan Wilson
If only there was a way to turn back time.
I remember being 20 and thinking about turning my life around. But I kept waiting for "the perfect moment". Years and years passed. Here I am.
I have no experience or license. it wouldn't work. He's just mocking me.
Jordan Thomas
That doesn't make me feel better.
"Everything is temporary", ok? So what right do I have to live this life as a coward? It's a disgrace to humanity to be mediocre and pathetic like this.
God and our ancestors wanted us to succeed but instead I'm a bottomdeeding neet. No different from a mouse or some sort of other rodent, merely feeding on scraps, trying to bide away time before the inevitable comes. Refusing to seize the moment.
Jason Ross
I'm worse off m8
>be 27 >still live with parents >no actual job experience >took a 50k loan to open a bar >bar failed >now 50k in debt
yup, Seppuku soon...
Gavin Gray
>It's a disgrace to humanity to be mediocre and pathetic like this. It doesn't matter. > So what right do I have to live this life as a coward? No such thing as a right or obligation to live your life a certain way exists. Even a miserable life can be made a little better by small things, you should think about those little things. Tidy up the place you live in, take walks generally try to do things that you enjoy.
Jackson Reyes
«To Hell. It is generally hopeless.»
Bentley Howard
You have decades left to live. It's not going to get better unless you do something about it. You a literally making the exact same mistake you made at your 20's.
Leo Miller
Stop talking to him forever. Or tell him you're a loser and you lied.
Bentley Stewart
You opened a bar and you never had a job?
Gabriel Jackson
Stop fapping.
Wyatt Thompson
>it doesn't matter It does matter. Stop this memetastic nihilist shit.
I want to be successful in the next 10 years.
I've been a loser for quite a while and I'm never doing it again.
You're right
Stupid to think of the past now, only forward thinking from here on out.
Gabriel Roberts
A loser will always be a loser. t. guy who moved to another town
Noah Rogers
They say if haven't achieved anything by the time you're 30, you'll never achieve anything
Nathan Perry
yes, I mean before that, obv.
Luis Jones
Carpe diem user What do you have to lose? Maneuver your way through and get the job somehow.
Xavier Hill
>I want to be successful like them Too late buddy Go get a job in a warehouse or something , anything is better than neeting
Elijah Harris
Well I guess it's time to be the statistical outlier.
Who cares what they say? I never made those rules,.I'm not following them
Brody Jenkins
Who says that? You?
Jose Thomas
How the fuck does someone without job or securities get a loan of 50k?
Mason Ward
its Brazil m8
Brayden Morgan
Then why not take 100k and leave the area?
Brody Evans
Ill do it user.
Success or nothing
Evan Campbell
Shouldn't they be sending someone to kill you now?
Isaiah Phillips
probably...
100k is not enough to leave, unless I tried the route of pretending to be a refugee in Germany, but I'm not sure that would work out.
Ryan Rivera
>copypasting one of the only decent threads on another board to fish for easy (You)s Come on Why are leaves so pathetic? Or are you the >22yo >NEET etc spammer?
Brandon Lee
>I want to be successful in the next 10 years. >I've been a loser for quite a while and I'm never doing it again. And do you have a realistic chance of achieving that? Good for you that you still have the will to try. >Success or nothing My money is on nothing.
Jayden Morgan
Everyone has a chance
And is it really a reason not to try?
Dylan Morgan
No. trying is the best option. There are two outcome from trying, either it changes nothing or your life gets better. If you do not try you can be sure that nothing changes.
Jaxon Jenkins
What's the worst that could happen? i'm unsuccessful and I say "Welp, looks like it didn't work?"
I doubt I'd ever regret TRYING as opposed to doing nothing and being complacent.
I mean, has anyone ever regretted trying? Has anyone ever said "Damn I wish i never asked that girl out" or "Wow I wish I never tried to follow my dreams and instead sat at home as a NEET".
Ian Morales
>And is it really a reason not to try? You have misundestood me. I think it is great that you are trying to make your life better. Just try to be realistic while doing so, it's okay and actually good to dream but keep your feet on the ground and don't lose your head.
Julian Adams
>Why did it end up like this. Because you were unable to be open and honest with your friends you dingus.
Joseph Perez
Tell him you are retarded (its true) and cant take the job.
Jeremiah Flores
>Just try to be realistic while doing so, it's okay and actually good to dream but keep your feet on the ground and don't lose your head.
Have ANY of the great people been "realistic"?
Every single person that's ever admired has been unrealistic. I was reading through the life of people like Thomas Edison particularly and it seems like he was a complete failure but never gave up. Why can't I be thomas edison?
What finbro is getting at, that maybe you should try to strive for at life that could make you happy or at least be bearable, and not shoot directly to become a "great man". Great men are made by chance and insanity.
